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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 11s

I'm gonna tell my kids the 2026 Cincinnati Reds were better than the 1927 Yankees

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 30m

The St. Louis Cardinals are a sixth place team.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1h

Robert Garcia just sucks dude. I need him off my team immediately.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1h

The Athletics may never win again!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 2h

Jose Altuve owns the Colorado Rockies

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 2h

Wilyer Abreu + Pittsburgh Pirates: a match made in hell

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 3h

Watching the Chicago White Sox makes me reconsider being a baseball fan

mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 3h

Cade Cavalli: future All Star.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 4h

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to watch Miguel Vargas play baseball

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 4h

For personal reasons, I will be fighting Rikuu Nishida.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5h

Wait, people actually think Robinson Ortiz is good?

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5h

Cody Bolton has always wanted to be a Blue Jay.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 6h

The Los Angeles Dodgers may never lose again!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 6h

Brody Hopkins, YOU are a Giant

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 7h

The St. Louis Cardinals have the best fanbase.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 7h

I hate Bryan De La Cruz

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 8h

Antonio Senzatela is the Spencer Jones of Mark Vientoss

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 8h

MLB would be better off without the Miami Marlins

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 9h

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to watch Nathan Church play baseball

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 9h

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to watch Nick Solak play baseball

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 10h

Texas Rangers fans, mental health check???

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 10h

Ian Seymour, YOU are a Astro

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 11h

I've seen enough. Tyler Rogers is a first ballot Hall of Famer.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 11h

Wait, people actually think Travis Adams is good?

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 12h

It's so obvious that Michael Grove is a Twin at this point.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 12h

Wait, people actually think Brandon Eisert is good?

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 13h

Joc Pederson is good, you guys are just mean

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 13h

Watching the Texas Rangers makes me reconsider being a baseball fan

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 14h

I can't believe people still think the Chicago White Sox aren't going to win the World Series

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 14h

For personal reasons, I will be fighting Drew Pomeranz.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 15h

The Chicago White Sox are a sixth place team.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 15h

I'm gatekeeping Cody Bolton

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 16h

Bo Naylor is the Robert Garcia of Henry Daviss

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 16h

The Arizona Diamondbacks are on pace for 35 wins this season!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 17h

Wait, there are fans of the Philadelphia Phillies?

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 17h

For his sake, Rikuu Nishida should really request a trade to the San Francisco Giants.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 18h

Absolutely disgraceful performance. In all my years as a fan of the Pittsburgh Pirates, I have never seen a group of players so lazy and pathetic. I'm taking my fanhood to Arizona where it looks like they know how to run a baseball team.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 18h

You just can't hate Jared Triolo

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 19h

Trade proposal: Dominic Canzone for Samy Natera Jr.. What do we think?

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 19h

The New York Yankees are on pace for 141 wins this season!

mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 20h

If I was GM of the Baltimore Orioles for a day, I would trade for Craig Yoho

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 20h

You just can't hate Erick Fedde

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 21h

The next Athletics World Series will be in 82 years!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 21h

Brett Bateman is God himself.

mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 22h

I'm gonna tell my kids the 2026 Toronto Blue Jays were better than the 1927 Yankees

mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 22h

The Washington Nationals are your 2026 World Series Champions!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 23h

Lance McCullers Jr. is going to hit 20 home runs this season!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 23h

Watching the Pittsburgh Pirates makes me reconsider being a baseball fan

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cam Smith is the biggest clown in baseball

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm gatekeeping CJ Van Eyk

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