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Jordan (he/him). I was supposed to be a teacher, or maybe a musician, and now I make stickers and shit post about sports. VP of things at Sickos Committee.

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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 5h
Friend just sent me a pic of part of the drink menu at a restaurant. I would fuck around with the walnut and artichoke all day long.
THE NEGRONIS
Beet Root Negroni
Ruby Pressed Beet Root
Coffee & Citrus
Cocchi Di Torino, Orange bitters
Walnut & Artichoke
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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social · 9h
#pittbs HOW HAVE WE NOT BEEN TALKING ABOUT MEAT SHOP ALL SEASON WHY AM I JUST LEARNING THIS NOW
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 13h
This might be the best opening paragraph I’ve read in a while. (Yes, it’s from 2014, but I just saw it today).
By Caitlin Flanagan
MARCH 2014 ISSUE
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Updated at 2:00 p.m. ET on September 9, 2019.
ONE WARM SPRING NIGHT in 2011, a young man named Travis Hughes stood on the back deck of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity house at Marshall University, in West Virginia, and was struck by what seemed to him-under the influence of powerful inebriants, not least among them the clear ether of youth itself-to be an excellent idea: he would shove a bottle rocket up his ass and blast it into the sweet night air. And perhaps it was an excellent idea. What was not an excellent idea, however, was to misjudge the relative tightness of a 20-year-old sphincter and the propulsive reliability of a 20-cent bottle rocket. What followed ignition was not the bright report of a successful blastoff, but the muffled thud of fire in the hole.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 14h
Just got an email from a charity event I go to, and I’m so excited.
Four Main-Event Categories:
BALLS TACOS
ON-A-STICK & BUNS
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 15h
Gonna go eat a giant sandwich for lunch.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well now I have to.
Pop tarts buzz balls
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok hear me out if you cleaned it really well like REALLY cleaned it well. Best punch bowl ever.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
The Sickos Synopsis - Our Weekly early 1900s Style Old-Timey Game Recaps - Week 4 Edition sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com/p/the-sickos...
sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com
The Sickos Synopsis - Our Weekly early 1900s Style Old-Timey Game Recaps - Week 4 Edition
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bad teams
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listen up, bitches, I have a story to tell.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When the band you go see decides to only play the classics.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Like when Dale realizes the Warren Commission Report all makes sense because he’d been misreading the map. But dumber.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, shit.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you student journalists/editors.
cornellsun.com
EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we just convinced the united states senate to do exactly what we want, but we are simply powerless
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hate it when I lose my cow tools.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Woke up from such a deep sleep that I couldn’t tell you what week it was.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026
PATREON ($) addiTION - Commish recorded the stuff from all the show notes we just didn't have enough time to get to during the main podcast for whatever reason. So listen to the main pod first then think of this as a continuaTION of that pod. www.patreon.com/posts/170829...
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THINGS WE MISSED ON THE MAIN SHOW - WEEK 4 RECAP | Sickos Committee
THINGS WE MISSED ON THE MAIN SHOW - WEEK 4 RECAP by Sickos Committee on Patreon. Join Sickos Committee's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026
CONGRATS TO PURDUE’S DYLAN DRENNAN ON WINNING THE LONGEST PUNT OF THE WEEK A 78 YARD BOOT 🥾
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
This was the full UConn and Miami (OH) play and nearly everyone thought it was an incomplete pass.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
Have you seen a fumble recovery just handed back to the opposiTION? Well UConn and Miami (OH) has this occur.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A bluebell half gallon is almost $10. Jesus.
Bluebell ice cream
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I made his kind of money, you would never seen me fighting in the replies or screenshotting other accounts who were saying shit about me. I would mute everything, post into the ether, and go back to doing literally anything else.
Pat McAfee
@PatMcAfeeShow
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Woke up this morning.. folks were really coming after me for being a really big piece of shit who has ruined everything.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 28/09/2026
if you have the right setup and can watch the TNT games on HBO Max in HDR (and especially dolby vision) they really are the best looking football games anywhere on TV, NFL or college
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Celebrated with a Costco hot dog. I contain multitudes (of preserved meats)
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am officially under 220lbs for the first time since 2013.
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 28/09/2026
it’s so rude that bread costs like 10 cents and 45 seconds of effort to make but you need to know you’re gonna want it at least 3 hours beforehand
a perfect little round load of bread I just pulled outta the oven. it’s cooling on a wire rack
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A turkey leg at the Texas State Fair is TWENTY FIVE dollars. The State Fair hasn’t been worth it in a while, but I think we’re well and fully cooked with the costs.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The horror of a homemade condiment sow is something I had not considered. It’s gonna look like a medical crime scene.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Carnitas migas for breakfast. Lunch. Brunch. Whatever.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I missed her so much. I need to go visit her.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Y’all are talking about Choosin’ Texas, and I’m askin’ you to Come Back to Texas (fuck Ohio) youtu.be/wBWNgg8CClc?...
youtu.be
Bowling For Soup - Ohio (Come Back to Texas)
YouTube video by BowlingForSoupMusic
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yum.
Tacos
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Late dinner. First time I’ve made it for my girlfriend, so far, thumbs up. Also made a Houston green tomatillo/avocado salsa.
Carnitas. Salsa
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Carnitas almost done in time for B1G football.
Carnitas
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Texas won.
static.klipy.com
Bobby Hill: Kittydown Zeta
Alt: Bobby Hill: Kittydown Zeta
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ban the onside kick.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you want points, here are the current games with the highest point totals in FBS.
 7 Arkansas Tech                              2              2                0                 1
 8 Averett                                    1              1                0                 1
 9 Belhaven                                   1              1                0                 1
10 Beloit                                     1              1                0                 1
# ℹ 429 more rows
# ℹ Use `print(n = ...)` to see more rows
> View(one_score_summary)
> library(cfbfastR)
> library(tidyverse)
> library(gt)
> library(gtExtras)
> target_year <- 2026
> # Dynamically pull current completed/active week from CFBD calendar
> calendar <- tryCatch({
+   cfbd_calendar(year = target_year)
+ }, error = function(e) NULL)
> if (!is.null(calendar) && nrow(calendar) > 0) {
+   today <- Sys.Date()
+   # Find the latest week that has started or completed
+   current_week_info <- calendar %>%
+     filter(as.Date(first_game_start) <= today) %>%
+     arrange(desc(week)) %>%
+     slice(1)
+   
+   max_week <- if (nrow(current_week_info) > 0) current_week_info$week else 1
+ } else {
+   max_week <- 2  # Fallback default if API calendar call fails
+ }
> zscore_clean <- function(x) {
+   if (all(is.na(x))) return(rep(0, length(x)))
+   sd_v <- sd(x, na.rm = TRUE)
+   if (is.na(sd_v) || sd_v == 0) return(rep(0, length(x)))
+   (x - mean(x, na.rm = TRUE)) / sd_v
+ }
> # Conference mapping
> fbs_conf <- c("Big Ten", "SEC", "ACC", "Big 12", "Pac-12", "Mountain West", "Sun Belt", "Mid-American", "Conference USA", "FBS Independents")
> fcs_conf <- c("Big Sky", "CAA", "Ivy League", "MEAC", "MVFC", "NEC", "OVC", "Pioneer", "Patriot", "Southern", "Southland", "SWAC", "United Athletic", "FCS Independents")
> d2_conf  <- c("CIAA", "GLIAC", "GLVC", "G-MAC", "GAC", "LSC", "MIAA", "Mid America", "MEC", "Mountain East", "NSIC", "PSAC", "SAC", "South Atlantic", "SIAC", "D2 Independents")
> d3_conf  <- c("American Rivers", "Centennial", "CCIW", "Eastern Collegiate", "Empire 8", "HCAC…
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My iPhone 13 Pro can no longer run three apps at the same time without absolute crawling to a stop. It might be time to give this a Viking funeral. 
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Bobby Hill: Kittydown Zeta
Alt: Bobby Hill: Kittydown Zeta
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New tailgate setup addition!
Whiteboard that reads: 

DVA Tailgating
Menu:
- Pastalaya
- Grilled/Wings Drums
- Gameday glizzies
- Beer!
- Liquor
- Water (optional)

Gameday Schedule
4:05 - Band warmups
4:35 - Football @ Victory Hill
4:37 - Band steps off - Greek Theater
4:46 - Band @ Victory Hill
6:28 - Pregame
6:34 - Anthem
6:44 - Spot the Ball
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Quick what’s his name
Not Sam I am
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Angel on my shoulder.
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brandi do you know about how he drinks?
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Curt Cignetti is about to experience the entire right side of the feelings wheel this week.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So close Cats. So close.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2 score lead for the Hoosiers after a facemask that extended the Indiana drive. Yikes.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dunno if I’d call Northwestern Indiana a “barn burner”
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Into the machine, Northwestern.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Temple I am begging you
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