Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I also lost 42 billion dollars of investor money last year, please install me as a god king to promote public good over market forces (I determine what public good is, btw, and all my ideas are bad) 030
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The drums on Surfer Rosa still sound huge (gigantic, if you will) 110
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The trebly, single coil attack of a Fender Jazzmaster played thru a clean channel on a Vox amp pushed until it starts breaking up - thats the sound I'm chasing. That's what I want to hear 000
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Listzomania, Ken Russell’s 1975 movie shaped object, is fucking amazing. Brilliant, lunatic filmmaking. 000
Reposted by Chris ErvinJohn E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 27/09/2026They're pulling Wardlow out of cryosleep so he can tear his tendons in brave new ways in 2026. 2143
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Number 6's apartment in The Prisoner owns. I would absolutely live in the Village 1351
Reposted by Chris ErvinLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Paul Verhoeven would be all “no, that’s too unbelievable.” 131213211
Reposted by Chris ErvinLiam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The actual clip of him saying this is so awesome. Absolutely brutal and from the sounds of it, deservedly so. 12375803
Reposted by Chris ErvinThe Blogging Goth @theblogginggoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026On this day in 1987, #TheSistersOfMercy released "This Corrosion" on single in the UK - it was already out as a single on September 18 in mainland Europe. HEY NOW, HEY NOW NOW! 47411
Reposted by Chris Ervinmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that 192260364
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I would be a different person if the Simpsons wasn't on twice a day, every weekday, from age 10 to 18. 001
Reposted by Chris ErvinChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Either these people suffer real consequences or the wealthy just collectively live with the contradictions and pretend it doesn’t happen while robbing us and given the last decade or so I’m going with number 2. 323814
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A job is better when "In A Big Country" by Big Country is playing on the radio 110
Reposted by Chris Ervinjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/09/2026i’m sorry but this entire worldview seems not just evil but deeply stupid? the far future is fake! it doesn’t exist! what matters are people here and now! 3304660700
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It is wild how much easier to use and coherent every portal I've used for work stuff was compared to Workday 000
Reposted by Chris ErvinTimmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much 191669138
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just what we all were dying for: a sprint race at Monaco! 000
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It upsets me that that I know what LessWrong is. I shouldn't have to know about forums anymore 000
Reposted by Chris ErvinPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026what you’re missing is that guys are a structural problem 452657249
Reposted by Chris Ervinmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 16/09/2026More like the gas of priceoline 212317
Reposted by Chris ErvinJoe Gagne @joegagne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lou Albano subtlety runs the blade, if you watch closely you might see use it 610017
Reposted by Chris Ervin(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Edible hit like 20 minutes ago and now I'm on an emergency conference call 1565
Reposted by Chris ErvinBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s very unfair to hand a franchise over to superficial fans who won’t appreciate it (small children) and take it away from the people who love it (40 year olds) 1934940
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is the only negative thing that’s gonna stick to Mamdani 000
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm devouring these books right now, and I cannot stress enough how great a time I'm having reading them. They're getting a coveted Chris Ervin Fantasy Garbage That Rules award slate.com/culture/2026...slate.comThere’s One Series I’ve Recommended Over and Over. It’s Proved a Hit With Everyone.Robert Jackson Bennett’s Ana and Din Mysteries is sometimes pointed, often hair-raising, and very entertaining. 000
Reposted by Chris Ervinmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 14/09/2026ross douthat won't see your jokes, but you know who will? your friends who look like an unripened tomato that fell in the dirt and is desperately trying not to cry about it on tv 235521
Reposted by Chris Ervindepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026amazing section headers 211516230
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Mandalorian & Grogu asks you to look at a slug with goddamn abs. What are we doing here. Slugs by definition cannot have abs. 000
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Taco Bell, if you'd given me the chance to bring 1996 back for $9, I might be with you 000
Reposted by Chris ErvinEoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Democrats should be expected to condemn this bigoted shit, not Piker 2064451739
Reposted by Chris ErvinGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/09/2026Takeshi Kitano for Canon 📽️ 3633125
Reposted by Chris ErvinAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Awful. Just awful. A promising young man, a high school honors grad who joined JROTC and dreamed of becoming a doctor, killed himself because of the Trump admin’s obsession with hurting Haitians and the humiliating shame of an ICE ankle monitor. His blood is on their hands. 552657990
Reposted by Chris Ervin🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs 30114744253
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026No industry is perfect and the business of video games could be particularly unpleasant but I think we're gonna miss it when it's gone 000
Reposted by Chris Ervinbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/07/2026my kid just walked in still wearing his mitch mcconnell pajamas and holding his mighty mitch doll and asked if mitch mcconnell is dead. and i couldn’t look him in the eyes. he’s got an enormous neck wattle and it swings around even when he’s standing still. and to be clear my wife was unfaithful 01057116
Reposted by Chris ErvinStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/08/2026“Looksminimizing” is sending me 642667398
Reposted by Chris Ervinheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong 9091052815
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Okay, SPOILERS for the most recent episode of Silo, the Apple TV show about living in a silo: it turns out one of the reasons it sucks to live in a silo is because the people tasked with writing the rules of silo life just used a LLM to write them 140
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Anyone asks me to go live in a silo, I’m saying “no, thanks” 000
