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Chris Ervin

@cpervin.bsky.social
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I’ve seen every Fast And Furious movie at least twice

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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 19h
It happens about twice a year, that I shave my facial hair completely off. It's a terrible decision every time, but necessary
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 21h
Eva Marie Saint (1924-2026)
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I support this
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is cool to see your friends. I recommend doing that
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Toby Jones @tobytobyjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As someone working mostly on Cartoon Network shows, this will be the THIRD merger I’ve lived through. The previous two fucking sucked. I’m sure this next one will be great though
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’s nice that when you watch baseball thru hbo max, instead of just having a graphic that says “we’ll be right back” with no sound during commercial breaks they loop the same incredibly annoying library music over and over again
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Ray Barnholt @rdbaaa.space · 05/10/2026
my takeaway is that we gotta bring back registration cards
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very much so
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ernest Scared Stupid. Legitimately terrifying to a 7 year old!
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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Attorney Alan Dershowitz was back in the news this week and... Good Lord! Is he ugly! Take a look at the guy! I mean, this is an ugly, ugly guy! No two ways about it, an ugly character.” - Weekend Update, March 23, 1996
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’d respect George Russell more if he openly vaped
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the joys of watching F1 racing is that it makes no sense and is insane
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
he's so cool
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes it feels good to get into a novel reading fugue
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I also lost 42 billion dollars of investor money last year, please install me as a god king to promote public good over market forces (I determine what public good is, btw, and all my ideas are bad)
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hell of a record
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The drums on Surfer Rosa still sound huge (gigantic, if you will)
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a beautiful way to live
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Book about metals.
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The trebly, single coil attack of a Fender Jazzmaster played thru a clean channel on a Vox amp pushed until it starts breaking up - thats the sound I'm chasing. That's what I want to hear
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listzomania, Ken Russell’s 1975 movie shaped object, is fucking amazing. Brilliant, lunatic filmmaking.
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 27/09/2026
They're pulling Wardlow out of cryosleep so he can tear his tendons in brave new ways in 2026.
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God, that would both suck and make me go see every Marvel movie in a premium large format day one
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You mean I get to hang out in this sweet beachside community and wear this delightful outfit while beautiful women throw themselves at me? Hell yeah I'll tell you why I resigned
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Number 6's apartment in The Prisoner owns. I would absolutely live in the Village
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Paul Verhoeven would be all “no, that’s too unbelievable.”
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Liam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The actual clip of him saying this is so awesome. Absolutely brutal and from the sounds of it, deservedly so.
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
John Halo is now made by Activision
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The Blogging Goth @theblogginggoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On this day in 1987, #TheSistersOfMercy released "This Corrosion" on single in the UK - it was already out as a single on September 18 in mainland Europe. HEY NOW, HEY NOW NOW!
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would be a different person if the Simpsons wasn't on twice a day, every weekday, from age 10 to 18.
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this tweet made COVID 19 spread to America
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
he was hospitalized for approaching perfection
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hugs to you both from me
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Either these people suffer real consequences or the wealthy just collectively live with the contradictions and pretend it doesn’t happen while robbing us and given the last decade or so I’m going with number 2.
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A job is better when "In A Big Country" by Big Country is playing on the radio
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I only buy products recommended to me by turn of the century newspaper strip character The Yellow Kid. It's made me very ill
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/09/2026
i’m sorry but this entire worldview seems not just evil but deeply stupid? the far future is fake! it doesn’t exist! what matters are people here and now!
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is wild how much easier to use and coherent every portal I've used for work stuff was compared to Workday
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just what we all were dying for: a sprint race at Monaco!
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Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It upsets me that that I know what LessWrong is. I shouldn't have to know about forums anymore
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what you’re missing is that guys are a structural problem
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More like the gas of priceoline
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Joe Gagne @joegagne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lou Albano subtlety runs the blade, if you watch closely you might see use it
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Edible hit like 20 minutes ago and now I'm on an emergency conference call
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