Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 19hIt happens about twice a year, that I shave my facial hair completely off. It's a terrible decision every time, but necessary 000
Reposted by Chris ErvinHeat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Because she got a GREAT ASS! 261982504
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It is cool to see your friends. I recommend doing that 020
Reposted by Chris ErvinToby Jones @tobytobyjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As someone working mostly on Cartoon Network shows, this will be the THIRD merger I’ve lived through. The previous two fucking sucked. I’m sure this next one will be great though 616732
Reposted by Chris ErvinNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 05/10/2026it’s nice that when you watch baseball thru hbo max, instead of just having a graphic that says “we’ll be right back” with no sound during commercial breaks they loop the same incredibly annoying library music over and over again 5362
Reposted by Chris ErvinRay Barnholt @rdbaaa.space · 05/10/2026my takeaway is that we gotta bring back registration cards 310513
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ernest Scared Stupid. Legitimately terrifying to a 7 year old! 110
Reposted by Chris ErvinKliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Attorney Alan Dershowitz was back in the news this week and... Good Lord! Is he ugly! Take a look at the guy! I mean, this is an ugly, ugly guy! No two ways about it, an ugly character.” - Weekend Update, March 23, 1996 1759
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One of the joys of watching F1 racing is that it makes no sense and is insane 01511
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sometimes it feels good to get into a novel reading fugue 000
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I also lost 42 billion dollars of investor money last year, please install me as a god king to promote public good over market forces (I determine what public good is, btw, and all my ideas are bad) 030
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The drums on Surfer Rosa still sound huge (gigantic, if you will) 110
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The trebly, single coil attack of a Fender Jazzmaster played thru a clean channel on a Vox amp pushed until it starts breaking up - thats the sound I'm chasing. That's what I want to hear 000
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Listzomania, Ken Russell’s 1975 movie shaped object, is fucking amazing. Brilliant, lunatic filmmaking. 000
Reposted by Chris ErvinJohn E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 27/09/2026They're pulling Wardlow out of cryosleep so he can tear his tendons in brave new ways in 2026. 2143
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026God, that would both suck and make me go see every Marvel movie in a premium large format day one 110
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You mean I get to hang out in this sweet beachside community and wear this delightful outfit while beautiful women throw themselves at me? Hell yeah I'll tell you why I resigned 1151
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Number 6's apartment in The Prisoner owns. I would absolutely live in the Village 1361
Reposted by Chris ErvinLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Paul Verhoeven would be all “no, that’s too unbelievable.” 131211211
Reposted by Chris ErvinLiam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The actual clip of him saying this is so awesome. Absolutely brutal and from the sounds of it, deservedly so. 12376803
Reposted by Chris ErvinThe Blogging Goth @theblogginggoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026On this day in 1987, #TheSistersOfMercy released "This Corrosion" on single in the UK - it was already out as a single on September 18 in mainland Europe. HEY NOW, HEY NOW NOW! 47411
Reposted by Chris Ervinmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that 192260364
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I would be a different person if the Simpsons wasn't on twice a day, every weekday, from age 10 to 18. 001
Reposted by Chris ErvinChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Either these people suffer real consequences or the wealthy just collectively live with the contradictions and pretend it doesn’t happen while robbing us and given the last decade or so I’m going with number 2. 323814
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A job is better when "In A Big Country" by Big Country is playing on the radio 110
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I only buy products recommended to me by turn of the century newspaper strip character The Yellow Kid. It's made me very ill 110
Reposted by Chris Ervinjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/09/2026i’m sorry but this entire worldview seems not just evil but deeply stupid? the far future is fake! it doesn’t exist! what matters are people here and now! 3304661699
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It is wild how much easier to use and coherent every portal I've used for work stuff was compared to Workday 000
Reposted by Chris ErvinKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much 191669138
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just what we all were dying for: a sprint race at Monaco! 000
Chris Ervin @cpervin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It upsets me that that I know what LessWrong is. I shouldn't have to know about forums anymore 000
Reposted by Chris ErvinPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026what you’re missing is that guys are a structural problem 452654248
Reposted by Chris Ervinmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 16/09/2026More like the gas of priceoline 212317
Reposted by Chris ErvinJoe Gagne @joegagne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lou Albano subtlety runs the blade, if you watch closely you might see use it 610017
Reposted by Chris Ervin(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Edible hit like 20 minutes ago and now I'm on an emergency conference call 1565