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Gene Seanovich

@cossackgene.bsky.social
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Ряженый казак now on Bluesky If you know me irl, please try to ignore the gay shitposting. I was raised on Twitter

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cait (un-hiatus-ish) @caitertot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You might think this is hyperbolic but this is *life saving care* being taken away like a cookie from an unruly child
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 6h
Annie Andrews in 2022: "This does nothing to protect or support women or children in SC. I will always support trans youth" Annie Andrews in 2025: It's wrong to "throw this population under the bus to score political points." Annie Andrews today:
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 3h
You were innovating!!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 8h
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 13h
I've seen that one!! Cursed cursed cursed!!
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 18h
This shit slaps about as hard as anything I've ever read in my entire life and I can't wait to see how it ends
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and I end my turn
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm gonna say it: it sounded like Trump meant that high gas prices, etc. are a small price to pay, because if we weren't bombing Iran, they could take out a city. If you read the full quote it sounds like that's what he's saying. And that's a lie, but not a threat to US cities.
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@JeremyMonjo

tattooing which of my opinions are real and which are ironic in case i forget, like the memento guy
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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rondezvousWA @ronpdavis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And in Seattle, rich corporatists are now owners or co-owners of the 1. Seattle Times (and the defunct Post-Intelligencer) 2. The Stranger. and 3. KOMO is owned by the right-wing Sinclair Network. 4. KING5 is owned by the right-wing Nexstar Group. See the problem?
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would rather drive a knife through my own foot than watch a single episode of Drunk History
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a clown smiling cheesily at the viewer with a speech bubble below, indicating the clown is saying the qrp
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@catnipocalypse

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Instrument
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominate
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do this occasionally with takeout pho and always eat it too fast and feel sick after. One would think I'd learn
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn't "not getting a joke", it's riffing because the joke was not funny
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Um actually he told her parents not to marry as they were uncle and niece, and then her mom told her to ask for his head on a platter in exchange for dancing really good. Get it together
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Lady Nerevar @ladynerevar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breaking hiatus to draw this meme that's been stuck in my head since the trailer came out
The picture of wide-eyed Elizabeth Holmes from the upcoming movie You Can See Everything, recreated with Vivec. It's drawn in watercolor and captioned "why would I deceive you?"
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Child: “I’m playing Princess Snow White, but I’m a Snow White who all her problems don’t happen.”
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Did the journal factory burn down” remains an evergreen take
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jfc he was attractive
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026
Ran into two aliens from The Outer Wilds on the subway. Took me a minute to realize what they were. If you’re one of these people and you’re on this website I think you’re cool as hell
Two people on the subway in blue alien costumes with another set of eyes painted on
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from quarseus (@hogie_j):

(Eleven Adam Drivers from Marriage Story punching the wall, then shouting in the second panel, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight")
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My brain hasnt fully developed yet. At the age 35, it will leave its larval stage and emerge from my skullcap, consuming my body for the sustenance necessary to find a mate.
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tbf Roadside Picnic is essentially an entirely different plot from Stalker, just set in more or less the same world
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and this is why i keep a 20 year old camcorder on hand. iphone videos just don’t bring the same vibe. the fact that this looks like early 2000s cryptid footage is what makes it so special
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was in the market district of Imperial City and everyone was so rude??? “Filthy pickpocket!” “Dirty thief!” Like who the fuck raised you to talk to another person like this???
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I stared at this for like 60 full seconds before I figured it what they were referring to
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 02/10/2026
The west wing ruined real democratic politics for the last 20 years
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Joyce Carol (p)Oa(s)tes 😱 @basicchunnel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chatting abt writing the internet and how easy it is to do it badly w/ @flameswallower.bsky.social and thought of this recent bit from a newsletter I read
Smartphones don't seem to fit neatly into the world of stories we've inherited. In general, it's hard to write compelling narratives that involve a cell phone; many novelists often conspicuously leave them out or describe their roles in our lives only vaguely. One of my favorite accounts of the problem, which I've written about elsewhere, appears in a 2011 letter in which J.M. Coetzee explains to Paul Auster why "twenty-first-century tools of communication like the mobile phone are absent" from much of his work. "So much of the mechanics of novel writing, past and present, is taken up with making information available to characters or keeping it from them, with getting people together in the same room or holding them apart," he writes. "If, all of a sudden, everyone has access to more or less everyone else - electronic access, that is — what becomes of all that plotting?"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 01/10/2026
This is going to break people. This SHOULD break people. WTF are we even doing? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
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New Google Maps images reveal massive scale of devastation in Gaza
Satellite imagery shows further destruction of homes, businesses and places of worship since fragile ceasefire
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread
a slice of wheat bread with a mold pattern that looks infuriatingly like a smiley face. this bread is a piece of shit
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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 01/10/2026
Looking for the perfect outfit to explore a surrealistic adventure that will become your world? 📖 We've added this iconic Myst crewneck design AND a new Riven sweatshirt to our store, in collaboration with Amanda Killian, a designer with the creative studio Night Gallery
A brown sweatshirt with an elaborate Riven-themed design, and a gray crewneck tee with a surrealistic Myst-themed design
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cause she's got electric boots
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
meep meep
Trolley problem but the roadrunner is on the track. When the coyote pulls the lever, the streetcar lurches sideways off the track and flattens him instead.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 01/10/2026
i also just have to say that pointing at a falling down barn while bragging about how fewer people are coming to america is about the perfect encapsulation of how MAGA believes in making america smaller and weaker
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Getting the boots of blinding speed in Morrowind but I'm an Argonian
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen I identify as mostly gay but I make exceptions for my most charming Bsky moots
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Gene Seanovich @cossackgene.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mares will happily geld a stallion who gets out of line, we gotta bring the same energy to the human world
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if they are qualified?
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