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pirate lover. fic and art enthusiast. mostly just vibing.

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Garlic Soup Week @garlicsoupweek.bsky.social · 21h
Happy Garlic Soup Week Eve!!! TealOranges & Garlic Soup Week starts TOMORROW, October 4th, and runs until next Saturday October 10!!
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
rainy day Ed
Digital sketch of ofmd Ed teach, headshot, colored with turquoise and purple in watercolor style
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Aimee Steinberger @aimeekitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little bit of ofmd whumptober ☠️❤️ #ofmdfanart
Ed teach with bloody bandages
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I heard Ed was just one apple tall today. 🍎🤏 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of a tiny cartoony Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's super tiny and sitting on top of an apple. He's smiling and is entirely aware of how cute he is.
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butthole poster 🕳️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
whew this has been such a tiring week my dudes!!!! I need some staring at pirates therapy:
Screenshot of Ed in the bts tangy/zingy scene, he is looking very sassily at the little urchinsStede pulling snake out of Ed’s beard, Ed falling in love right in front of Lucius’s saladStede apologizing to Ed on Anne and Mary’s couch, Ed is trying to resist but he cannot resist the romance novel coverboy sitting in front of himStede suggestively fingering his coconut while smiling at Ed across the table after they successfully docked the boat
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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Loml for real
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dread pyrate blackbeard
Tiny pen doodle of Ed ‘Blackbeard’ teach standing next to a similarly sized apple
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HEY! Hey you! Yeah, you! Look at this!!! There, now doesn’t that feel better?
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm stuck in a 9 panel art limbo 😩 #WIPWednesday #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Page divided in 9 frames from OFMD season 1 episode 1. 1st frame is a sketch of the Revenge, 2nd frame is Stede's legs on the rope ladder, 3rd is the Revenge door to the captain's quarters, 4th frame is Stede looking angrily at out of frame Badminton, 5th is the stolen fern, 6th is young Stede, 7th is still empty, 8th is the whale paper weight and 9th shows the 4 pirate flags made by the crew
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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so excited for this one!!!! Wee John deserves all the love
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Our Flag Means Tarot @ourflagmeanstarot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome to Our Flag Means Tarot An Our Flag Means Death Tarot Project What is it? A tarot deck drawn by you! 78 cards, 78 artists. When does it start? 11.01.26 When does it end? 3.01.27 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansTarot
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's that BTS bit where the crew talk about how you get different landscapes every direction you turn, but I don't think I'd /fully/ understood this until I was here- one panorama catches literally every scene filmed here in one shot 😂 Same is true at Te Henga beach- mind-blowing.
A panorama shot of the dunes in the centre, with each scene or part of a scene shown in insets. In the scene with Stede, Ed and Zheng, you can see the hill off to the side.
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#lavieenframes
a frame, but ed and stede have wings
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stede doesn’t know why he’s here. Which is virtually always the case, sure. And yeah, there’s an ostensible reason. But this time, he really, truly, genuinely can’t say what possessed him to go through with this. #ofmdskyfic #ofmdfic #gentlebeard
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“He sighed and grabbed the phone, testing the give of the cable and padding off to the sofa and flopping down with a sigh, depositing the phone on the floor as he draped himself along the leather cushions.” #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death in a 1970s AU. Ed is laying in a large leather sofa with his head draped over the edge and his long layered hair hanging down to the floor. He is holding a corded telephone. In the background there is a large wall of windows showing curtains and some vague vegetation and mountains in the distance.
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Illustory 🌈✨ @illustoryart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Emergency ART SALE tomorrow, October 1 🔥 20 unique originals, 10 different fandoms :з This time there are also little A5 arts with special prices! Every original is signed, every order will be sent out with surprise postcards! 💌 Please, share this post and thank you so much for supporting me! ❤️‍🩹
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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm sorry to inflict this one upon you dear listeners, but sometimes fanfic is evil
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's Lucky Strike Ed and Stede's first night on the run. They've stopped at a fleabag motel. But you'll never guess what, my dudes? There was only one bed #WipWednesday
Ed tosses his bag unceremoniously on the bed. 

Bed. Singular. 

He turns to Stede who, judging by the way he is standing frozen in the doorway, seems to have just had the same realisation. 

"Stede? Is this okay? I could go back and get us another room, if you'd be more comfortable?"

Stede blinks. "Oh no, it's fine." His eyes dart to the bed, to Ed, back to the bed. 

"You're sure, mate?" 

"Mmhmm," Stede squeaks. 

"Yeah… see, I don't believe you. You've got this whole fight or flight thing going on right now," Ed says, gesturing to the entirety of Stede. "Wanna talk about it?"

Stede seems to deflate, all at once. "Sorry. I just, um… I don't know what you… well, expect of me?"

"Expect?" 

 "Yes, because… well, we kissed, and so —"

"Oh whoa, okay. Stede, can we sit for a minute?"
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Mint @515253545.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Little doodle for @scholiast.bsky.social 💛💛 from the other day
Stede taking care of a sick Ed
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ed is having a hard time. But a knock at the front door brings the most beautiful man Ed's ever seen — a man in search of his missing pet tortoise. A plan forms in Ed's mind: Find the tortoise, snag the man. Rated T | Ed/Stede | 6.5k archiveofourown.org/works/93446281 #OFMDFic
Summary of a fic called The Misadventures of Dr Shrimp (about half the size of a coconut) by Temporal_discounting. 

The summary reads Ed Teach is having a hard time. Burnout, that's what they're calling it. Ed calls it drowning. But an unexpected knock at the front door brings Ed face to face with the most beautiful man Ed's ever seen — a man in search of his missing pet tortoise.

A plan forms in Ed's mind: Find the tortoise, snag the man.

Easy, peasy, pudding and fucking pie.
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cat bandit @corsaire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my work trip hotel room is battle robe revenge coded and i love that for me🥹
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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Little Treat archiveofourown.org/works/92070506 Ed/Stede (Gentlebeard) || Explicit || 12.8k words Ed considers calling his ex up for sex and then decides to go out for ice cream instead. Then, a stranger in line strikes up a conversation. _____ A modern Gentlebeard meet-cute/hook-up AU. (Trans Ed)
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bump for this completed #ofmdskyfic! Silly, sweet, angst-free. T rated, ~5k 🧳❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/93212486 #ofmdfic
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
☀️🌊 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Digital illustration of ofmd Ed teach, pre series. He is standing back to viewer holding a rope in his left hand, presumably on a ship, leaning out slightly over the water. He is shirtless and in leather pants. His hair is pulled back in his usual style, mostly black with some silver, his head is turned so a hint of bushy beard is visible
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pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙 @petrichorca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She's here! Brand spanking new ship (!!) Jackie/Abshir, explicit, 1900 words; please make my day and leave a non AI slop/spam comment on this 😂🥵🫦 archiveofourown.org/works/93325961 Late entry for #SpanishJackie Weekend, but I finally finished! Many thanks @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social for beta 🤩
Screenshot from AO3, dark grey background with white text that reads: Prince of Thieves by petrichorca

Summary: While running a con, a beautiful woman catches Abshir’s eyes. He tries to sell her half a pyramid, but no one scams Jackie—and Abshir is about to get more than he bargained for.

Notes: Late entry for Spanish Jackie Weekend (life was sure Life-ing last month and I couldn't finish on time for my own event), but here we are!!

#OFMDfic OFMD Our Flag Means Death #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes two people turn around and it changes your life forever #ofmd
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And this #ofmdskyfic is complete! Today’s update is now cross-posted per uzh, with an extra little tidbit in the end note 🤭🧳 archiveofourown.org/works/932124...
A title card with an old-fashioned suitcase on a purple background. The text reads, “Revenge Courier Service
an #ofmdskyfic
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Pirate Nana🔪🏴‍☠️☠️🦄🐙 @amladydragonfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey treasure hunt day is coming up! #ofmd
My rough assumed dates, for anyone else that's observing:
Sept 1: dickfuck day / lighthouse day
Sept 2: marmalade day
Sept 5: red silk day
Sept 14: run me through day
Sept 16: bathtub day
Sept 27: treasure hunt day
Oct 1: rip Karl
Oct 2: act of grace day
Oct 3: kiss day
10:52 AM • 9/2/22 from Earth
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the battle jacket is basically stede's comfy hoodie
stede in the battle jacket and a white undershirt smiling and holding it partially closed but also peep the sunlight on his chest hairs (our flag means death s1e3, set photo by aaron epstein) stede in the battle jacket and a white undershirt holding the jacket partly open revealing pants and buttons (our flag means death s1e3, set photo by aaron epstein) stede in the battle jacket and a white undershirt holding a book standing in his cabin and behind him is the family portrait my family's here now at sea except no more family just sea (our flag means death s1e3, set photo by aaron epstein)
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
today has been very stupid and I still have another 6 hours. please enjoy some ligs. #ofmd #ofmdfanart #wipart
Black and white digital sketch of (presumably) Ed and Stede from hit television show Our Flag Means Death. It is cropped to only show their legs from mid-thigh down. Ed, in his boots and tight leather trousers, leans in suggestively toward Stede, who is standing oh so proper in his cunty little stockings and heels from season 1
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothin but love in that fluffy head
Digital sketch of ofmd Ed teach and Stede bonnet when they run into each other in the antique shop. Ed is catboyed and Stede is puppyed. Ed is in the foreground looking grumpy and tired, his cat ears flat and level with his head, Stede is behind him smiling and looking at him with an adoring expression, his tail wagging enthusiastically, hearts surrounding his head
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It absolutely fucking figured that Ed’s carryon wouldn’t make it. In hindsight, he never should have checked a bag at all. But so sue him if he was too lazy to put all his various liquidy items in travel-size containers. #ofmdfic #ofmdskyfic #gentlebeard
A title card with an old-fashioned suitcase on a purple background. The text reads, “Revenge Courier Service
an #ofmdskyfic
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Freddie 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🦄 @gentlerevenge.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
A screen cap from ofmd s2 showing Lucius screaming at Ed near the bow of the ship while Ed wears his probation onesie and looks properly chagrined
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I finally did it! I made them available on my inprnt! I know everything is everything-ing so much for all of us right now, but scooping up a print of these guys would be so helpful to me. Thank you, my pirates!! 🧡 www.inprnt.com/gallery/y2je... #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
His name is Ed. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's in profile, his top lip is resting on his bent finger. He's having a quiet think about something quiet n thinky.Looks digital painting of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing a yellow robe. His hair is down and his chest hair is out. He's looking like he knows he's a snack and a half. Maybe even two full snacks.Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's laughing, his face fully scrunched up, his teeth showing.Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. His eyes are closed and his eyebrows are drawn tight, but he's smiling a little as his hair is loose and whipping around his head on the wind. He knows he looks good. He'll worry about the knots later. And Stede is really gentle with a comb.
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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
here's some more of chapter 17 of oh my days for wip wednesday. chapter 14 is coming soonish!
"Can we, uh, talk outside, maybe?" he asked, ignoring the urge to reach for Stede's elbow, to give it a little stroke. Stede's body language made it quite clear that anything to that effect would be most unwelcome, and Ed couldn't even begin to blame him.

Stede didn't answer, just did a sort of annoyingly flamboyant "after you" gesture, and followed Ed outside, both of them retrieving their coats and putting them on on the way out and back into the cold, where the neighborhood was still bright and alive despite the chill and the time of night. Ed dug a cigarette out of his pocket and stuck it between his lips before offering one to Stede, who silently accepted and pulled out his lighter (although Ed couldn't help but notice that he made a point of lighting his own cigarette first, which wouldn't have been noteworthy if he'd been anyone else).

"Well?" Stede asked, an arm crossed over his chest as he smoked with more aggression than Ed had ever seen from him before. "Care to tell me why you didn't deign to tell me you were leaving?"

Ed had always kind of liked Stede's bitchy streak, but he was quickly learning that it didn't apply when it was directed at him, even if he did deserve it.

"I didn't know I was," Ed replied, then corrected, "I mean, I didn't really plan it like that."
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better gay than dead @bettergaythandead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A screenshot from Our Flag Means Death, where Blackbeard is speaking with Stede Bonnet (offscreen) about interior design and retirement.
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no context our flag means death @ofmdnocontext.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
stede bonnet: autumn vibe.
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BKTrashCat @bktrashcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kinktober Stede and Ed
Smiling, latex-clad Mary Tyler Moore with a riding crop has a knee on the back of leather daddy Dick Van Dyke who is on his hands and knees. DVD has a tattoo on his bicep. Bright red background. Both of them are middle-aged and happy.
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Jammydormouse @jammydormouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I forgot to post this. I got frame 72
Digital art of Stede backing Ed up against the wall of his cabin
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Owltrousers @owltrousers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seeing this absolutely beautiful finished project is just the best thing. Here is my frame (#102) (with the now traditional "oranges for scale" photo)
Embroidered frame #102Same embroidery with oranges and embroidery scissors for scale
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rae 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 wee con! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴‍☠️ @cheersm3dears.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh hey, life has been nonstop, but I figure I should toss this out into the wild. I did a frame! I simply can't get over how magical this fandom is y'all 🥹 #ofmd #crewforlife
Fan art of Ed and Stede of OFMD fame. Their kiss is backed by kraken tentacles and a mermaid tail.
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OFMD Bisexual Week(ish) Sept 17-20 @ofmdbisexualweek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The mods would like to thank everyone who participated in OFMD Bisexual Week(ish) this year. We love each and every one of you! 😘💗💜💙
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🧜‍♂️dee✨ @mermaided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hi i have another chapter! #ofmd #ofmdfic #gentlebeard now on ao3! 🌙✨ archiveofourown.org/works/920219... ✨🌙
graphic reading chapter 4, moon-dream, an ofmd spiritfarer au on a screenshot of an island from spiritfarer and the sky at sunset
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LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chapter 5 of Several Inches Deep in which Ed and Stede repeat a pattern and then break it. #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/910692...
Title card for OFMD fanfic - Several Inches Deep, title is in white script on a blue background with a soft focus image of falling snow. The bottom third of the image has the accumulated snow and across it is the byline in blue text, by LyraTalise, underneath in the same font but smaller is 60k words and Rated E. End
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's been about a year since @mermaidinn.bsky.social broke my heart with this post and I had to write a little something to put it back together, so #TakeTwoTuesday for this slip of a fic Let the world around us just fall apart | T | 3k archiveofourown.org/works/71253786 #ofmdfic
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Livvy✨🚀🪨 @thatmothra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stede thought Ed looked so gorgeous one morning, and had to paint him about it 💕 😴 . . I made this forever ago, but forgot to post it . #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #fanart #ofmdfanart
Ed asleep in bed, with a sage green blanket over him, and sunlight streaming in from the window
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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just got home from a trip and i am in the throes of jetlag but everyone's frames are incredible. here's mine:
Lego Ed and Stede hold each other against a wall
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So, the French knots are my pride and joy, but I ended up doing a bunch of frames (and a bunch of fireworks) because of pinch hitting. Here’s another one! This was my first ever time using lineart in a piece and I’m pretty happy with how it turned out!
A digital painting of Stede grabbing Ed out of the doorway. Ed importantly has his tummy out. The background is glowy bubbles in greens and blues and purples
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Alison @alimasin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey you (yes YOU) please re-share your La Vie En Frames at today because I want to contemplate and adore every single one Thank u
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