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The Cornucopian

@cornucpoian.bsky.social
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Hawaiian-style steel guitar enthusiast. Humanities major masquerading as an industrial mechanic.

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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I was young I didn’t know “Maneater” by Hall and Oats was a metaphor or whatever. I imagined a Lovecraftian horror waiting around on the streets at night literally eating men. It was the time of Thriller and Ghostbusters, and the top 40 was spooky.
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I just want to move Thanksgiving to the lunar calendar, so it kind of pops up randomly throughout the year.
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Practicing for a show in PDX with my “Sound Cargo” project. For fans of Hauntology and vintage Hawaiian music. We’re playing at Turn Turn Turn tomorrow with Twingle and fleur bleu.e.
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Shrimp discourse days are some of my favorite days on this app.
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The Monarch Diaries @monarchdiaries.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Watching them work, here's what they did: spray a section, let it sit for hours to days, then spray the next one feathering over the cured edge. This lands FAR outside the 4-hour application overlap window (worse in hot humid weather). The seams never got a chemical weld in the first place. 4/
Image from People.com; process of polyurea coating of Lincoln memorial reflecting pool.  Coating happened in stages, with significant delay between applications of adjacent sections.
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’ve thought of opening up a dad-centric venue in PDX: Shows would run from 6:30-9:00 PM, starting with a detailed rig-rundown and ending with a Q&A by the performers. Adjoining arcade in case the kids get bored. Gluten-free food and drink options and plenty of seating for those with bad knees.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a spiral notepad is held by an off-panel individual. The notepad reads: TO DO: Peek out from behind a rock; Open and close mouth repeatedly. Panel 2: it’s a moray eel
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
historians are divided on whether trump was actually a real person, or the stories of a large series of petty tyrants over a period of perhaps 100 years whose stories got merged and blended together back when AI was unsophisticated and new
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yes! This would be popular. Direct sales from the manufacturer, transparent pricing. No one but the dealers and GOP insiders likes the dealership model.
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I thought “Owner of a Lonely Heart” was “Owner of a Lonely Horse”, which is much better than the owner of a broken horse.
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@mayor.nyc.gov it would indeed be appropriate to rename the Williamsburg Bridge in honor of Sonny Rollins.
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Josh Mayfield @bean525.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com
trek.epicrandomness.com
Star Trek Title Card Generator
Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!
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British Transport Films Stills @btfstills.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
RAILBUS FOR THE 80'S (1978)
An image captured from RAILBUS FOR THE 80'S (1978)
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David @archaeomather.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
“Hello, Frank. This is Sam Spade....Can you let me have a car with a driver who'll keep his mouth shut? ...To go down the peninsula right away....Just a couple of hours.... Right. Have him pick me up at John's, Ellis Street, as soon as he can make it." - The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett, 1929.
Exterior of John’s Grill in San Francisco, with green awnings and a large elaborate neon sign advertising John’s Grill since 1908, steaks & seafood, 63 cocktails, and jazz nightly.
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I saw Gorbachev in this venue and it was packed. Standing room only.
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I did a listening test of Spotify, Qobuz, and Tidal. Qobuz sounds the best and they pay artists more per stream than any other streaming service other than, strangely, the Peloton streaming thing. The playlists on Qobuz feel curated rather than targeted. Also, I noticed more and more AI in Spotify.
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Keep lilies far away from your cats! It only takes a grain of lily pollen to do serious harm.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.
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Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
@roryblank.bsky.social out there still saving lives.
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Minnesota would like a word.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/12/2025
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes
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finrodsauronverynsfwprivatefolderdonotlook @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Doctors say children should be vaccinated. This ketamine-addicted CBS News contributor says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
It remains to be seen how the Venezuelan people will respond to a more overt CIA presence in the country post-Maduro. For years, Maduro cast the CIA as a convenient boogey man, repeatedly accusing the agency – without evidence – of attempting to topple his regime as he clung to power despite US opposition.

Now, the CIA has helped supplant Maduro and is poised to help actively manage the Trump administration’s dealings with Venezuela’s new leadership.
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MrTom 👾 @mrtom.uk · 27/01/2026
Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!
The "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" meme. The Facebook post is from 27th January 2020
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Steve Paluch @brewcitychaser.com · 27/01/2026
Here's a hue-adjusted one for us colorblinders:
A color-adjusted photo of a container ship showing the containers arranged where the red ones spell out 'rENEE'
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm. every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
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Richard @notthathunter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
the best 2020s espionage black comedy is about the construction crew on the White House ballroom gradually realising that they're *all* spies from different countries, except for one undocumented immigrant who has to teach them how to do things
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Kieran Mc 🚟 @kjmci.me · 15/01/2026
#TheTraitors cast members as UK railway liveries. Stephen as an Avanti West Coast Class 805
A screenshot from the Traitors with Stephen in the confessional wearing a shirt with a distinctive red, white, and blue angular pattern A photo of an Avanti West Coast Class 805 with a similar red, white, and blue angular design
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Absolute nightmare stuff happening at Mar-a-Lago. This looks like if Roberto Bolaño made Eyes Wide Shut.
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’m sure his politics are awful, but “French Hill” is a great name. You could audition for ZZ Top with a name like that.
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The musicians who played on the Hawaii Calls radio show deserve to be considered one of the great studio bands, comparable to the Wrecking Crew, the Motown band, and the Muscle Shoals band. A cultural treasure and vast amount of talent. Here’s a great vocal from Lani Custino youtu.be/T4sKHmiNUks?...
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Lani Custino Waikapu on Hawaii Calls
YouTube video by Skip Alidon
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it
A tumblr thread about the song Piano man by Billy Joel -

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you know who's gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who's still in the navy and probably will be for life

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New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he's playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he'll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

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#that makes the 'man what are you doing here' line way funnier

spacegay-yx

#"now john at the bar is a friend of mine who gets me my drinks for free" dude he has a crush on you
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
"Give me back my tablet" is the #1 nephew phrase which was probably also hollered four thousand years ago by a babylonian merchant
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
It's almost as if the Enlightenment figures who founded the US had learned the lessons of Europe's wars of religion and created a secular state that would both protect worshippers from political interference, AND protect the polity from becoming dominated by religious sectarians.
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Matthew Guariglia @mguariglia.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
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Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
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🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 @huwupy.kawaii.social · 20/12/2025
cool, cool cool
Enormous 68-million-year-old egg nicknamed
'The Thing' is excavated in Antarctica
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 01/09/2024
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
A skeet from “rare body oils” that says:

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Extremely Borgesian
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Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 12/12/2025
Appreciate this letter from MN State Sen Jim Abler (R-Anoka) to POTUS
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Is it possible his hand has already fallen off and that’s just a rubber hand from like a Halloween store?
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The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Looking out the kitchen window, the Portland Frogs are golfing in the rain.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
A poster on 8.5 x 11 inch paper saga Fishtown fish facts: red lipped catfish or of ocephalus Darwini. Then a pic of that freaky fish with 4 limbs it rests on the ground and then the words “stg this fish real red-lipped batfish walk ocean floor with they flippers RLBF have RBF, not they fault
RLBF have a bioluminescent lure that glows to attract dinner 
RLBF lipgloss is popping, RLBF lipgloss is cool, all the fish keep jockin, they chase RLBF after school
RLBF got scales like armor and shine bright like a diamond
Red-lipped batfish will teach you how to dougie, I can promise u that.

@yaboyni
Take a moment
And and realize the moment 
You took has already passed
Thank you
See you next time
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
WERNER HERZOG: naeow.... zhe.... jingle-haupe.... has begaune
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