The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When I was young I didn’t know “Maneater” by Hall and Oats was a metaphor or whatever. I imagined a Lovecraftian horror waiting around on the streets at night literally eating men. It was the time of Thriller and Ghostbusters, and the top 40 was spooky. 000
Reposted by The Cornucopiandave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160233697
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I just want to move Thanksgiving to the lunar calendar, so it kind of pops up randomly throughout the year. 000
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Practicing for a show in PDX with my “Sound Cargo” project. For fans of Hauntology and vintage Hawaiian music. We’re playing at Turn Turn Turn tomorrow with Twingle and fleur bleu.e. 030
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Shrimp discourse days are some of my favorite days on this app. 010
Reposted by The CornucopianThe Monarch Diaries @monarchdiaries.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Watching them work, here's what they did: spray a section, let it sit for hours to days, then spray the next one feathering over the cured edge. This lands FAR outside the 4-hour application overlap window (worse in hot humid weather). The seams never got a chemical weld in the first place. 4/ 8778107
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’ve thought of opening up a dad-centric venue in PDX: Shows would run from 6:30-9:00 PM, starting with a detailed rig-rundown and ending with a Q&A by the performers. Adjoining arcade in case the kids get bored. Gluten-free food and drink options and plenty of seating for those with bad knees. 041
Reposted by The CornucopianPwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 19/06/2026historians are divided on whether trump was actually a real person, or the stories of a large series of petty tyrants over a period of perhaps 100 years whose stories got merged and blended together back when AI was unsophisticated and new 262812481
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Yes! This would be popular. Direct sales from the manufacturer, transparent pricing. No one but the dealers and GOP insiders likes the dealership model. 030
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I thought “Owner of a Lonely Heart” was “Owner of a Lonely Horse”, which is much better than the owner of a broken horse. 030
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 26/05/2026@mayor.nyc.gov it would indeed be appropriate to rename the Williamsburg Bridge in honor of Sonny Rollins. 020
Reposted by The CornucopianJosh Mayfield @bean525.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.comtrek.epicrandomness.comStar Trek Title Card GeneratorMake your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go! 162347951465
Reposted by The CornucopianBritish Transport Films Stills @btfstills.bsky.social · 03/05/2026RAILBUS FOR THE 80'S (1978) 4569
Reposted by The CornucopianDavid @archaeomather.bsky.social · 29/04/2026“Hello, Frank. This is Sam Spade....Can you let me have a car with a driver who'll keep his mouth shut? ...To go down the peninsula right away....Just a couple of hours.... Right. Have him pick me up at John's, Ellis Street, as soon as he can make it." - The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett, 1929. 1479
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I saw Gorbachev in this venue and it was packed. Standing room only. 100
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I did a listening test of Spotify, Qobuz, and Tidal. Qobuz sounds the best and they pay artists more per stream than any other streaming service other than, strangely, the Peloton streaming thing. The playlists on Qobuz feel curated rather than targeted. Also, I noticed more and more AI in Spotify. 000
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Keep lilies far away from your cats! It only takes a grain of lily pollen to do serious harm. 010
Reposted by The CornucopianKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me. 329203403675
Reposted by The CornucopianButtzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 12/03/2026@roryblank.bsky.social out there still saving lives. 5294139
Reposted by The CornucopianGoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 12/03/2026WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings 14090991865
Reposted by The CornucopianBradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Minnesota would like a word. 13266561713
Reposted by The Cornucopianlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/12/2025HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes 404169675
Reposted by The Cornucopianfinrodsauronverynsfwprivatefolderdonotlook @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 15/02/2026 834642
Reposted by The CornucopianPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it 14108832441
Reposted by The CornucopianNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Doctors say children should be vaccinated. This ketamine-addicted CBS News contributor says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust. 111185190
Reposted by The CornucopianW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..." 7689902773
Reposted by The CornucopianMrTom 👾 @mrtom.uk · 27/01/2026Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day! 7346451704
Reposted by The CornucopianSteve Paluch @brewcitychaser.com · 27/01/2026Here's a hue-adjusted one for us colorblinders: 1030365
Reposted by The CornucopianRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/01/2026a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm. every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives. 10685921411
Reposted by The Cornucopiandepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 20/01/2026imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago 302519487
Reposted by The CornucopianRichard @notthathunter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026the best 2020s espionage black comedy is about the construction crew on the White House ballroom gradually realising that they're *all* spies from different countries, except for one undocumented immigrant who has to teach them how to do things 839688
Reposted by The CornucopianKieran Mc 🚟 @kjmci.me · 15/01/2026#TheTraitors cast members as UK railway liveries. Stephen as an Avanti West Coast Class 805 824682
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Absolute nightmare stuff happening at Mar-a-Lago. This looks like if Roberto Bolaño made Eyes Wide Shut. 183
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I’m sure his politics are awful, but “French Hill” is a great name. You could audition for ZZ Top with a name like that. 000
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 06/01/2026The musicians who played on the Hawaii Calls radio show deserve to be considered one of the great studio bands, comparable to the Wrecking Crew, the Motown band, and the Muscle Shoals band. A cultural treasure and vast amount of talent. Here’s a great vocal from Lani Custino youtu.be/T4sKHmiNUks?...youtu.beLani Custino Waikapu on Hawaii CallsYouTube video by Skip Alidon 210
Reposted by The Cornucopian3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 21/09/2025A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it 51268359
Reposted by The Cornucopiandrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/12/2025"Give me back my tablet" is the #1 nephew phrase which was probably also hollered four thousand years ago by a babylonian merchant 068792
Reposted by The CornucopianSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 27/12/2025It's almost as if the Enlightenment figures who founded the US had learned the lessons of Europe's wars of religion and created a secular state that would both protect worshippers from political interference, AND protect the polity from becoming dominated by religious sectarians. 111022245
Reposted by The CornucopianMatthew Guariglia @mguariglia.bsky.social · 21/12/2025The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.cnn.comMichael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNNActor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money. 15296412718
Reposted by The Cornucopian🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 @huwupy.kawaii.social · 20/12/2025cool, cool cool 681652358
Reposted by The CornucopianLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 01/09/2024Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time. 4079602257
Reposted by The CornucopianAaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 12/12/2025Appreciate this letter from MN State Sen Jim Abler (R-Anoka) to POTUS 632500544
Reposted by The CornucopianJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Is it possible his hand has already fallen off and that’s just a rubber hand from like a Halloween store? 3873853
The Cornucopian @cornucpoian.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Looking out the kitchen window, the Portland Frogs are golfing in the rain. 000
Reposted by The CornucopianSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 07/12/2025One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor. 16792382227
Reposted by The CornucopianKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport 46112173356
Reposted by The CornucopianNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 06/12/2025WERNER HERZOG: naeow.... zhe.... jingle-haupe.... has begaune 349087