Reposted by New York Party WomanJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 16hRANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING. 982503597
Reposted by New York Party Womanr0sie @r0sie.bsky.social · 13hwhen Not Posting is the problem... Posting is the solution 2315
Reposted by New York Party WomanAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have mixed feelings about data centers. Terraforming the earth into a toxic wasteland in order to replace humanity with a computer god is objectively very cool. But I understand it also comes with some downsides 511421
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don't fall for the slick well made videos by the cube! It only wishes to smush you into it's ever expanding mass! 010
Reposted by New York Party WomanMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA 1553191
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imagining seeing Madonna in a mask at Berghain but I recognise her because I have really good facial recognition. I don't freak out I just casually tell her how to use tape to change the shape of her eyes to make her disguise better. 000
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Coining a new word, incompetevil. It's for people who are both incompetent and evil. Shakespeare used to make up words all the time. People liked him because he wrote plays. People don't like me because I keep it real and tell it like it is. 000
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026To boost productivity my first act as Prime Minister is to ban cartoons. 020
Reposted by New York Party Womanjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The parents in Children of the Corn never used to let the children live in the corn. "You can't live in that corn," they'd say. And they paid the price 320635
Reposted by New York Party WomanVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026rigging up a full body enclosure out of treadmills from the side of the road and spending my evenings in it until i'm smooth and glossy like a tumbled rock 0337
Reposted by New York Party WomanGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189345401
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gotta give it to religion for understanding that the image can be profane 000
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The leader of a civilisation should be the man or woman who is smartest and most capable among said civilisation that hasn't committed a cardinal taboo. 000
Reposted by New York Party WomanMr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Next Stumpy is on the drawing board. Been too long since the last hunt. 1282236
Reposted by New York Party WomanJason Thorne @jasonthorne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A fascinating streetscape. This is Elbląg (Poland) where post-war reconstruction of its Old Town didn’t really begin until the late 1970s. It was inspired by the historical architecture, and built on the original street grid and building footprints, but with a very distinctive post-modernist style. 512417
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Legally changing my name to Peach Blossom the Colour of Devine Love. 000
Reposted by New York Party WomanRiver Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Please be nice to Carol in reception. Her parents released a sex tape. 1222440
Reposted by New York Party WomanJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 16/09/2026As your financial advisor I recommend that you calmly walk to the bank to withdraw all your money to avoid a "bank run" 1585
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Summer is over time for catching bugs on the bus 000
Reposted by New York Party WomanAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Diesel hit a record high, energy shortages will ravage our economy, but we still have access to the greatest power of all. Love 4301
Reposted by New York Party WomanMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Toilet Cube: all the luxury of standing inside a cube, with the convenience of using it, as a toilet. 2582
Reposted by New York Party WomanPliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026..... ........... ............................ [Unmistakable sound of Tucker Carlson delivering a vigorous spanking. There's reprimanding, there's sobbing, there's spanking. But you know with 100% certainty that he's alone in there.] 172
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They put Alex Jones on youtube and no one things that's dang fucked up 000
Reposted by New York Party Womanfravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“It is easier to experience something terrible than to imagine it and wait for it endlessly.” (Jorge Luis Borges, Alef) Thierry Lechanteur artwork 652833354
Reposted by New York Party Womanchris bell @christopherbell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Menthol cigarettes are so stupid. 011
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Getting your haircut and looking at yourself in every mirror like a parakeet for the rest of the day 100
Reposted by New York Party WomanMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I consistently get wrong number calls for a “Lorena Martini” and it would annoy me but I just love hearing the name so much. Like someone’s father stumbled upon AO3 and started writing Bond erotica 2806
Reposted by New York Party WomanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/09/2026whenever i'm in line at the store and someone else in line complains about the line 7102378
Reposted by New York Party Womanceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026we are excited to announce that today we are releasing Robot With A Gun. we believe Robot With A Gun is so powerful that its capabilities should first be carefully analyzed by specially-trained security professionals. we plan to roll out Robot With A Gun to the rest of our subscribers tomorrow 1954568
Reposted by New York Party Womanceej @ceej.online · 03/06/2025belly buttons don’t get lint anymore because shirts got greedier 1531914
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 03/09/2026youtu.be/-KxRSGCg7Vg?...youtu.beForever (SOPHIE Remix)YouTube video by FLETCHER - Topic 000
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If television was the opiate for the masses then infinite scrolling and algorithmic content is crack cocaine. 000
Reposted by New York Party WomanLumpyTouch @lumpytouch.bsky.social · 22/02/2025anyone else seeing this weird mobile game ad everywhere 1037473
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The biggest impression left on me by watching all of A Handmaid's Tale is wanting a wellmade thick wool coat. 100
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 01/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPA1... This song was written in response to that video of the animated horse with the sax saying "you're correct."youtube.comGarbage - No HorsesYouTube video by GarbageVEVO 000
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I don't fuck with pronouns no more. Just asking for trouble. I just don't refer to nobody. 000
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 31/08/2026open.spotify.com/track/6HvnX7...open.spotify.comSurrenderÓlöf Arnalds, Björk · Surrender · Song · 2011 000
Reposted by New York Party Womanɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 24/08/2026green on toast with wedge 😩 🙌 😜 1193
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 18/08/2026God will provide. When you answer his riddles. 000
