Reposted by New York Party WomanMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026summer draining out of my bones as i shift and transform into a rotting pumpkin 1617
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 11hNo alchemist no! Don't melt iphone in your crucible! 010
Reposted by New York Party Womanblink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024me: [advancing my knight] how much to build a hotel on this square? grim reaper: first, as I explained, that's not how the horse moves 4710175
Reposted by New York Party WomanNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The universe doesn’t like to be called vast Please remark on its fitness and healthy choices 38110
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 12hSometimes in life I feel like I'm the block with the weird snowflake symbol on it, you know? 000
Reposted by New York Party WomanNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Bring the toad to all our towns #mrbusiness @mybigcrack 2501
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 16hReason I blocked reddit was because it doesn't have a "Not Suitable for Life" filter. I just don't wanna see people die if I can avoid it. 010
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 18hHaha you got me! 😂In the face of the fabolous new my only thought is to kill it! 🤣 000
Reposted by New York Party WomanCanadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 11/10/2026In the Northland Tom Thomson 1915 131583
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 11/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mz...youtube.comJohnny & Lillie Flynn - Rambling ManYouTube video by Johnny Flynn 000
Reposted by New York Party WomanyuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Go Go Gadget Remain Alive 641798
Reposted by New York Party Womanjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Bobby Hill was too young to be on that show. Some of it was pretty mature 51169
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It is so so funny that chatbots have that tiny "Chatbots make mistakes, check the results" at the bottom when the same companies are like "Oh yeah, time to check up on the swarm, how's the swarm going? I'd check on it more but it arduous due to the frenetic levels of activity." 000
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Absolutely ridiculous. You can't hold people responsible for the crime robot just because they turned the crime robot on and developed the crime robot and have turned it on repeatedly in the past and observed it engage in crimes. 000
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Putting my phone in rice. I haven't gotten it wet but I wanna be safe. 000
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I've started looking at others and myself in life through what I'm calling "the compassionate lens." So far it has manifested having a nuanced opinion on Ariana Grande's eating disorder I feel comfortable holding and putting myself to bed super early a lot of the time. 010
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"RATS! We thought we had trapped him by asking a question, but he evaded us by saying nothing!" 060
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If you smash any glassware it's because you weren't keeping it hot enough. 010
Reposted by New York Party WomanLewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it 142698680
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Please refer to me by my 72 letter devine name. 000
Reposted by New York Party WomanCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is insanely unlucky timing for me. 1261
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I know you're hamming this up for laughs but hope you're alright 110
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 08/10/2026youtu.be/QL15Ya5fsgo?... Wonder if this ever made it to the statesyoutu.beShampoo - TroubleYouTube video by cont0 000
Reposted by New York Party WomanCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Name for a 2000s post-hardcore song: If We're Both Early Birds Than Who Is The Worm? 2283
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They're called cats, maybe you've purred of them? 010
Reposted by New York Party Womanhot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They’re called loins, maybe you’ve gird of them. 0143
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nothing bad has ever happened in England. It's a perfect place full of perfect people. Especially the home counties. 010
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Went to this hotel that was definitely haunted. Then it turned out I WAS A GHOST. Kinda, was also maybe time travel. Lots of grand opulence and lovely carpet patterns ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 000
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I miss reading Tumblr posts that were like "You will say a girl has a mean streak but will never say she has a kind streak. You have to start it is mandatory for everyone." 000
Reposted by New York Party WomanJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING. 14343601079
Reposted by New York Party Womanr0sie @r0sie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026when Not Posting is the problem... Posting is the solution 2315
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's either mindlessly scroll tiktok or manifesting the computer God and I know which one sounds more productive to me! 000
Reposted by New York Party WomanAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have mixed feelings about data centers. Terraforming the earth into a toxic wasteland in order to replace humanity with a computer god is objectively very cool. But I understand it also comes with some downsides 511721
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don't fall for the slick well made videos by the cube! It only wishes to smush you into it's ever expanding mass! 010
Reposted by New York Party WomanMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA 1554797
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imagining seeing Madonna in a mask at Berghain but I recognise her because I have really good facial recognition. I don't freak out I just casually tell her how to use tape to change the shape of her eyes to make her disguise better. 000
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Coining a new word, incompetevil. It's for people who are both incompetent and evil. Shakespeare used to make up words all the time. People liked him because he wrote plays. People don't like me because I keep it real and tell it like it is. 000
New York Party Woman @coollady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026To boost productivity my first act as Prime Minister is to ban cartoons. 020
Reposted by New York Party Womanjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The parents in Children of the Corn never used to let the children live in the corn. "You can't live in that corn," they'd say. And they paid the price 322444
Reposted by New York Party Womandracula 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026rigging up a full body enclosure out of treadmills from the side of the road and spending my evenings in it until i'm smooth and glossy like a tumbled rock 0337
