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Comma Suture

@commasuture.bsky.social
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We heal the [sic], in the sexiest possible way. Watch where you put that interrobang. Words/grammar/symbols/lit/poetry/miscellany.

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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(To be clear, I support the reinstatement of Dylan Skolnick and the resignation of the entire craven board behind this hostile takeover and its two new co-directors)
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Breaking the fourth grammatical wall here to support the arts in my hometown
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time the media quotes Trump saying “fake news” they should add a reminder that Trump is a serial liar, and that what he considers real news is actually disinformation. See also: presswatchers.org/2026/05/journalis…
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey @nytimes.com headline writers: Stop using the word “struggles”when what you mean is “fails”.
A bunch of New York Times headlines: * The New York Times
'Zombified' C.D.C., Hobbled by Cuts, Struggles to Fulfill Scientific Mission 7 hours ago
@ The New York Times
Trump Struggles to Find Leverage With Xi Over Chinese Exports
1 day ago
@ The New York Times
Europe Warns of Russia's Hybrid Attacks but Struggles to Counter Them
2 days ago
The New York Times
D.H.S. Leader Lost His Pick to Head ICE, as He Struggles to Prove His Toughness
6 days ago
@ The New York Times
An Angry Trump Struggles to Understand Iran's Defiant Leaders
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Nor'easter" has got to be the black sheep of the contraction family. Doesn't even save a syllable.
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Carolyn Kellogg @paperhaus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Huge props to the headline writers at The Guardian www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Last month, the Pentagon fired the publisher and editor-in-chief of Stars and Stripes. Two opposite headlines this morning show the results were swift.
Hormuz shipping traffic falls to single digits, data shows
By Reuters
September 10, 2026 10:48 PM CDTOil shipments through Strait of Hormuz rise with US military assistance

By ALISON BATH  STARS AND STRIPES Published 27 minutes ago

Read more at: https://www.stripes.com/theaters/middle_east/2026-09-11/middle-east-iran-hormuz-navy-tankers-22817340.html
Source - Stars and Stripes
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Everything we’ve squandered since.” It’s why I’ve felt much more emotional this anniversary. It’s like a huge tsunami receded and we’re now finally just starting to contend with the additional debris that was underneath. Part of that is realizing where we’re at as a nation 25 years later.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just when I thought I’d lost my capacity for shock, I am utterly disgusted by this from the NYT, absolutely the worst
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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 03/08/2026
TRANSACTION: 🇳🇷 Nauru is Naoero. apnews.com/article/naoe...
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Nauru, the world's third-smallest country, changes its name to Naoero
Nauru has changed its name to the Republic of Naoero, aligning with its national language. The international code will shift from NRU to NRO, and its people will be called dei-Naoero.
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I read this on vacation a couple of years back, because it was smart *and* fun, and bought the accompanying game for my kids to boot 👇👇
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
😆
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 24/07/2026
Let slip the doors of war!
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#foundpoetry
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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I made a #helpful guide! 🇺🇸 🤝 🇬🇧 @robdelaney.bsky.social
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
💪❤️
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Scoop: NIH is on a mission to enlist one million Americans to share their genetic data to help with health research through a precision medicine program called “All of Us.” What participants don’t know is that at one research site, Palantir stores the data. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Palantir has a hand in NIH's most ambitious health initiative
The defense tech firm's work with public health data has largely flown under the radar.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 07/07/2026
Why then you are utterly sham’d, and he’s but a dead man.
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What he means by “the Bluesky crowd” is just libs and women, both of whom he clearly hates.
Ken Klippenstein & @kenklippenstein • 1h
Let me know if my Graham Platner apology is debasing and self-flagellating enough

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Ken Klippenstein
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Post is going over well with the Bluesky crowd lol

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Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas.bsky.social
what a fucking asshole
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 03/07/2026
COPYEDITING!
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 02/07/2026
🚨 NEW MERCH ALERT 🚨
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What are we outraged about today, folks?
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 20/06/2026
Somewhere in the list of things for the next administration to do beyond prosecuting everyone in the present administration and restoring the White House as-was, I'd like to see the word "homeland" removed from all governmental uses and, if possible, from the English language altogether.
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
could not make this today because of woke, sad really
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Office Chili Spill Disaster
Alt: Office Chili Spill Disaster
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
No comma needed after “maestro”
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 10/06/2026
“new world screwworm” feels a bit on the nose, I’m thinking
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/29/u...
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While Other Democrats Battled Trump, Gretchen Whitmer Worked With Him
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Last year, when she started playing nice(r) with Trump, is when I started seeing the bloom fade off the rose
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/ryan...
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ask them who cut funding for the screwworm program (answer: Elon Musk)
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I've always hoped it would end for Trump like the finale of The Shield, where he somehow gets the most fitting comeuppance of just being irrelevant, alone, ignored, and in isolation, forced to contemplate his irrelevance (dying exactly like his mentor did would certainly fit that bill)
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
💪
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Angry, too, rn at the selfishness of doing such a thing, knowing full well that all the baggage was going to come out (utterly stupid if they didn’t think it would)
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 03/06/2026
i’m olivia reingold i’m suzy weiss i’m coleman hughes i’m nellie bowles and i’m bari weiss. those stories and more tonight on 60 minutes
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
An experienced, well-connected investigative reporter with a great reputation, personal loyalty, and nothing but time is a formidable enemy to assign yourself.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/06/2026
Why would Scott Pelley trust or respect her? She's done nothing to earn either, and neither has her new lackey.
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Funny how these “free speech” types like Bari Weiss always draw the boundaries of open debate at criticizing them, specifically
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Why do I feel like if government goons pepper-sprayed Lindsey Graham during the Biden administration, it would have come before the comma.
ICE agents pepper-spray protesters, N.J. senator in clash outside Delaney Hall in Newark
Updated: May. 25, 2026, 10:21 p.m. | Published: May. 25, 2026, 6:03
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Whale is important.
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
🍺
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Mignon Fogarty @grammargirl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Ever wonder why English spelling is so chaotic? @colingorrie.bsky.social of the fabulous Dead Language Society newsletter and I chatted about the hidden logic behind silent letters, and he explained why "ghoti" ≠ "fish." Apple: is.gd/Id2olW Spotify: is.gd/eaWr6k
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The hidden logic of English spelling, with Colin Gorrie
Podcast Episode · Grammar Girl: For Writers and Language Lovers. · May 14 · 24m
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"We asked Spencer if he has ever lived in the trailer, and he said no, adding, 'I have never told anyone I lived there.' However, in the campaign ad, he says squarely, "This is where I live" as he stood in front of the trailer." TMZ doing politics is good actually
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Spencer Pratt Staying at Bel Air Hotel, Not Airstream Trailer
8:31 AM PT -- We asked Spencer if he has ever lived in the trailer, and he said no, adding, "I have never told anyone I lived there." However, in the campaign ad, he says squarely, "This is where I li...
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HuffPost @huffpost.com · 09/05/2026
"Unauthorized leaks will not be tolerated," Wiles said in an email obtained by Politico.
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Susie Wiles' Warning About Leaks Is Predictably Leaked
Susie Wiles' Warning About Leaks Is Predictably Leaked
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Maybe the solution isn’t to hold it at the White House but to stop inviting the President. It went just fine all those years he didn’t go.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Can you imagine if a gala for the press was held at the White House how much Trump would make it his call who could and couldn’t attend.
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Comma Suture @commasuture.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
EVERY TIME
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Please, for the love of all things holy, if you ever learn that something you posted is fake, delete it. Do not counter with "but it feels true" or "it's an exaggeration but people will know that" or any other garbage. Delete fake images and articles. We need to be able to trust reality.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 24/04/2026
OK, one final post (for now) on this baby, then back in its box it goes.
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Mrs. Astor Maybe
[a masthead reminder]
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