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Unimpressed Dinosaur Redux

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I also wish I posted better. From Maine. Gesneriad enthusiast. She/they.

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Unimpressed Dinosaur Redux @comedysauropod.bsky.social · 18h
there are times I really miss being able to google stuff
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18h
Johnny Caspar from Miller’s Crossing saying “ethical non monogamy”
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i didn't know about these guys
arabian sand boa (funny face)arabian sand boa (funny face)arabian sand boa (funny face)arabian sand boa (tiny guy)
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
frankly i find discussions of “”male gaze”” and related concepts exhausting because so many people throwing it around have never read laura mulvey’s visual pleasure and narrative cinema and are misunderstand and misusing the term!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know how but we have to teach people to be better at detecting bullshit. Instead we have this ersatz skepticism where people are suspicious about the wrong things and find their way to conclusions that are worse than if they just blindly accepted conventional wisdom
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Unimpressed Dinosaur Redux @comedysauropod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Always very gratifying how she gravitates toward my hand knits
Penny, a black and white shorthair cat, snuggled up on a blanket I made looking pleased. There’s dishes in the background because I am untidy.
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 06/10/2026
Yes cover band called Yep
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Unimpressed Dinosaur Redux @comedysauropod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of these days I’m gonna get fully crowd crush disastered on the D train to Riverside and I only ask that it doesn’t happen when Dead and Co. are in town
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I despise seeing what’s really going on stuffed into a “but critics say” clause.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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Samus But a Final Girl @samusbutagirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
file sharing was before my time, but every time i hear millennials reminisce about that era, they're always saying "yeah, it's how i got introduced to one of my favorite bands i never would've discovered otherwise, and bought their album as soon as i could afford it" streaming disincentivizes this
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Sela: Calamitous @sela.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
<me trying to explain the gnome conspiracy to my monarch who doesn’t care> there are known gnomes, and unknown gnomes. there are also known unknown gnomes and unknown known gnomes. unknown unknown gnomes? oh you bet your ass we have those.
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Kevin McDonald in the Slipped my mind sketch.  He has a truly insane expression that is so blank and calm
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Unimpressed Dinosaur Redux @comedysauropod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I try not to be a grump about it, but I do not like that we all have to do a month of Halloween now and if you don’t like it you’re a spoilsport and/or wuss depending on if the thing you don’t like is being an adult who has to “go as” something or watching horror movies the whole month
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
24 Hour Party People still goes so hard. A beautiful and hilarious anti-biopic about a man who fucked up his way into a specific kind of success that lost him money the more he scored but who also incubated a few decades worth of Britain’s best music.
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"moo, people, moo. shit be good on this fine day."
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Unimpressed Dinosaur Redux @comedysauropod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watched the Others for the first time since college. What a gorgeous movie.
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Fluoroantimonic Acid @moralconstraints.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Too many people are convinced they've been Pervert Nostradamus the whole time and need to brag about it
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Unimpressed Dinosaur Redux @comedysauropod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m skeptical when people are like “things are so bad even nice suburbanites who never think about politics are calling for the guillotine and becoming socialists!” as though we’ve never seen people radicalize and then rapidly deradicalize before, like for example 2020
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
also the specific complaint that joyce adopts a mentality that some books are 'lesser'. just imagine not having that mentality. literally every book is exactly as good as every other book. that's the mentality we should all be shooting for apparently
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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 01/10/2026
I also want to be clear that I don’t mean a conglomeration of circumstances *will* make *everybody* bad. Just that imagining yourself/anybody else to be naturally (due to empathy) above the world we are all subjected to is a fantasy. Like good things, anybody on earth is capable of very bad things.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
ROY ORBISON: *age 20, after performing for Sam Philips* what do you think, sir? SAM PHILIPS: son, when I hear your voice I think - is that a ghost? am I dead? is this hell? we're gonna make you a star
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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John “Danielle” Phipps @magitekdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dunno man. The way you look isn't some weird hex placed on you via your words and deeds.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you live a city with a baseball team and good mass transit the impression you get is that there is always a baseball game and people are just clocking in and out of it in shifts
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
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Unimpressed Dinosaur Redux @comedysauropod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
successfully overcame my fear of being perceived as a scold, told my coworker who brought it up that the story was a right wing op and I feel sorry for anyone ostensibly non fascist who fell for it, turns out this works ok
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's a striking moment in time. really hard to even get ones head around it. virtually everyone in a decisionmaking role has decided to shrug their shoulders and unleash automated processes with unknown function on the world with the best case scenario being: ending all human endeavor
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Unimpressed Dinosaur Redux @comedysauropod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t know, I wouldn’t go on all “how can you be ‘dooming’ there’s a new penguin species!” when part of the story is “yeah this species may take over a niche left by the other, nearly identical penguins which are all going to lose their habitat to climate change”
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the wonderful things about music in general is that the risk reward ratio is so insanely skewed - three minutes for something that might end up bringing you joy for the rest of your life
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's great when people post a photo of their very ordinary-looking dog and caption it "the most perfect dog in the world" because you know what? You're absolutely right. My initial appraisal was flawed
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 25/09/2026
I know this probably sounds insane but “what does the CIA do with chatbots that can pretend to be human?” is a question we’ll probably find out was answered similarly to “what does the CIA do with LSD?” which is: bizarre pointless shit
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The second 3-5 years is also about eating shit. The third 3-5 years? That’s right, there’s more shit to eat so get to it! But if you’re very lucky, you’ll be dead before the fourth 3-5 years; otherwise, you’ll be an expert shit-eater by then so you shouldn’t have any trouble.
Tweet from bladee if he was mexican and c...
(@OfficialBrohoss):
gen z job discourse fails to address that for, like, the first 3-5 years of a career, you just have to eat shit whether you like it or not; it's part of the game. but after you've built enough trust and upped your bullshitting skills, you can get away with almost anything
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
O Supervan
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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if i owned a truck i’d call it Lorry Anderson
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's it. You COVID-conscious lesbians have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Unimpressed Dinosaur Redux @comedysauropod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fall is for power pop, Neil Young, and stuff that sounds like Kate Bush, including Kate Bush.
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Unimpressed Dinosaur Redux @comedysauropod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if anyone at work mentions that globe article, I will personally throttle them with a KN95
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 23/09/2026
probably not a good sign that newspapers are doing lolcow stuff. really not good how many """leftists""" i've seen clap like seals about it
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Alternative universe where we call passports 'passborbs'. There's no other difference.
A woman with a black handbag. Text reads: "no one knows what's in my bag".Alternative universe where we call passports 'passborbs'. There's no other difference.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In an era characterized by desperate wishcasting, the idea that the US military is going to somehow take a principled stand over any of this stuff might be the most desperate and wishcastiest thing of them all
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm really sad about the death of one of my favorite wikipedia editors so here's a thread of some of the greatest articles he wrote
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Unimpressed Dinosaur Redux @comedysauropod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I always want to complain about my job, but I have to explain so much to get there that my complaints lose all of their impact. Today it was pretty dumb though, like I don’t think I need to do that
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