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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸

@dykemelodrama.bsky.social
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Jess, 33, they, sf, lesbian leatherdyke 🔞🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⛓ Disco loving Dyke, sometimes translator, yuri devourer, pokemon player. i write horror. My wife @transladyknight.bsky.social 🥰 mutuals only: DM for alt

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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 1h
wait I’m sorry there was a proposal to build a data center in the dogpatch???? what the fuck is wrong with people
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 2h
oh good blue angels test flights while i am in the office. i’m totally not freaking out.
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Nea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 3h
It is International Lesbian Day and i, a notoriously lifelong homosexual lesbian dyke who worships women, am having both a terrible day and less than $10 in my bank account. Send monies if you really support gay bitches!!
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 5h
happy international lesbian day. thinking about two of the greats
discord screenshot

person 1: i need a girl to kiss
person 2: do you think that just because you're lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetictumblr posts:
person 1: can you trigger tag 'lesbians' please 
person 2: no but i can hit you with my car
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 3h
sometimes i go on instagram to see whats up at the dyke bar and i see people in their 30s doing lesbian discourse
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 3h
its crazy how the concept of taxes make people stupid hitlers. personally i like having public transportation and roads and schools and healthcare. the fact that people lose their minds on wealth taxes, or funding public transit, but not like. taxes going to bombs that murder and maim? sick.
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 3h
if they stop funding transit here im going to go live in the woods forever. no more economy.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
it is very cool (read: very not cool) that "What if the entire regional economy immediately exploded?" is a ballot measure in the bay area because we are in the 'touching the hot stove' era of american history. if you live in the bay area you should vote for the regional transit measure.
The ballot initiative would raise the sales tax rate by 0.5 percentage points in San Mateo, Santa Clara, Contra Costa and Alameda counties and by 1 percentage point in San Francisco, and is expected to generate roughly $980 million annually for the next 14 years to sustain bus, train, metro and ferry lines.

Many of the region’s transit agencies have already proposed contingency plans if the measure fails. BART said it would likely have to end service at 9 p.m. instead of at midnight, reduce train frequencies to 30 minutes and move from five-line to three-line service outside of peak commute hours. Caltrain has proposed eliminating weekend services, closing more than a third of stations and ending operations around 9 p.m. instead of 1 a.m. AC Transit is looking at reducing service by 16%, while Muni said it could eliminate up to 20 routes, cut service by at least 30% and end regular evening service.

The fiscal cliff facing transit agencies was triggered by the decline in ridership due to the pandemic and hit agencies heavily dependent on fare revenues, like BART, the hardest.SPUR, a nonprofit policy think tank sponsoring the measure, released a report last month that found that if the measure and San Francisco’s Proposition H fail, traffic delays on the Bay Bridge could increase by 33 minutes heading west in the morning and 43 minutes heading east in the evening. Caldecott Tunnel traffic could see delays of an additional 20 minutes in the morning and 27 minutes during the evening commute. Congestion could also worsen along Interstate 580, Interstate 680 and U.S. 101, the report found.
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 3h
frankly i find discussions of “”male gaze”” and related concepts exhausting because so many people throwing it around have never read laura mulvey’s visual pleasure and narrative cinema and are misunderstand and misusing the term!
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BlumineOnion 🧅 @blumineonion.bsky.social · 6h
The "yuri is male gaze" debate becomes gut-bustingly hilarious once you realize that, more often than not, the genre is created by female mangaka sitting at their desks like:
From the afterword of I Love You So Much, I Hate You by Yuni
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 5h
im on auto pilot and nearly took a handful of like… 13? antibiotic tablets. which i assume would have gone poorly for me.
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 5h
theres so many fucking ballot measures this year oh my god
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 7h
realizing my student loan servicer sent me a “final notice” but no prior notices 🫩
Documents we sent to you


Documents you sent to us


Date
Mail Subject
Correspondence Download

10/08/2026 IDR e-App
Received
Important
Update on Your Repayment Plan
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10/06/2026 You will be
Placed into a
New
Repayment
Plan in 30
Days
Final Notice - You will be
Placed into a
New Repayment Plan in 30 Days
PDF
06/02/2026 Quarterly
Interest
Statement
Available
Interest
Statement
Available
PPor
12/04/2025 Quarterly
Interest
Statement
Available
Interest
Statement
Available

10/13/2025 IDR
Extension
Important
Recertification Update on Your
Repayment Plan
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 8h
lrp i will just say i think Macross: Do You Remember Love? is genuinely quite great and you have to approach it earnestly!
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Michael Zeigermann @michaelz79.bsky.social · 8h
I love this and make absolutely no excuses for it. I mean, an intergalactic battle, with humanity‘s very survival hanging by a thread, set to cheesy 80s J-pop? Bring it on!
youtu.be
SDF Macross - Do You Remember Love?
YouTube video by Tomnuki
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 20h
huge edible, personal hot pot packed with veggie, and hours of horror fiction short story podcasts to catch up on…. lifes so good 😎
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 21h
i am going to eat so many veggies tonight
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 23h
my problem with the audio book of summer fun is that it’s GREAT and it makes me want to listen to the beach boys, and it’s hard to listen to a book on tape and music. i keep having to choose 😞
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my wife is away from home for the first time in our like 10+ years together? usually i am the one out of town 😹😅 twilight zone topsy turvy land
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Boo @ghirga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dude. Pokemon stang→
Sign on a post that says ‘pokemon stand,” I assume
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Eileen Kai Hing Kwan 🦇 MCM London @whereiseileen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bitten 🥀🩸 One of my favourite vampire illustrations I’ve painted to start off spooky month! ♥️🦇🩸
My illustration of original characters of a vampire gently holding and biting her beloved victim, who is wearing a beautiful white lace dress. They look like they’re innocently dancing or in a romantic embrace on a moonlit night.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
guess who doesn’t need surgery!!!!!!!!! also i got an A+ in surgical appointments, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ive never been to the east coast or NYC but i like the culture if yelling at asshole drivers and strive to emulate it here
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Rev. Hal-loween Daze 🎃 @facilitatrix.babalon.io · 05/10/2026
“It’s not the first time that summer a man twice your age slaps your ass, but it *is* the first time he’s dead when it happens.” #FirstLine
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
guy just drove half way through an intersection, realized i had the right of way, and tried to wave me through? would not keep driving until i yelled that he stopped in the middle of the fucking road and needed to keep going. Why do drivers think I have any interest in stepping in front of their
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tomorrow i, hopefully, find out whether or not i need surgery. regardless of the outcome i will be getting an almond croissant after 😊
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i wish teleportation was real. i know it kills you, but like, not in any way that matters.
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
brian wilson best to ever do it
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i am very nervous about how state/local elections are going to shake out and i have several many bad feelings because california politics are 1) very bad and 2) not fucking real
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a second student loan payment has hit the household, the economy is in shambles, etc. etc.
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they should invent a san francisco that working people can easily afford. has anyone thought of this?
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ah man not eli’s :(
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David Aloysius Aames @duovondagrate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just received word that Eli's is closing at the end of October. If anyone out there can save it, please do. I can't keep going to funerals for dead third spaces. This sucks.
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
mu gay
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
mu transgender
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“i don’t dislike him but i do think he’s annoying and stupid, and i’m having fun yelling at him” me @ sirocco fire emblem
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i am willing to be wrong on this but i just read the plot of whalefall and it sounds really quite bad
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
watching more XY with evie; they should give bonnie a bomb. I would trust bonnie with a bomb.
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
as someone who has been ~off the market~ for over a decade (& hates dating anyway so this is ideal beyond just. you know. being deeply in love!) sometimes the posts i see about contemporary dating feels like a glimpse into an alternative reality
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
btw this ended up resulting in the death of our air fryer, RIP queen 🙏
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i don’t enjoy dressing up or eating tons of candy and i watch horror year round so tbh. halloween is nothing to me. i am a bad gay and a bad horror fan 😞
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i got a bop it because i remembered they are fun and got a 77 streak my first time playing it hehe
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Pulpfiction Books @pfbvan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
top worst times to live in sf: 1) blue angels 2) dreamforce 3) outside lands top best times to live in sf: 1) burning man* *the burners all leave okay its great
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no please leave i hate this so much
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
going from “massive fucking scaredy cat” to “loves being scared but struggles to find movies that actually scare them” is pretty funny tbh
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i was actually a total wimp as a kid and everything scared me. the first one i remember is my grandma taking me to see anastasia in theaters and me making us leave immediately bc the opening was too scary. Are you afraid of the dark? opening too scary. Nightmare before xmas? opening too scary
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