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Ken Legs

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Wombling Macht Frei

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STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off]
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 6h
Dude's facial features are far too small for his face. It's like they're further away from us than the rest of his head.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 9h
Text which says "My optometrist thinks my eyes will probably improve. Unfortunately my pessometrist thinks they'll get worse."
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 11h
"Drums, drums in the deep."
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
90+ year old drawing of popeye busting down a door with his massive cock
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An iPlayer glitch watching an old episode of Dr Who gave me this oddly encouraging message:
An entirely black frame with the words "Things must stabilise soon" in small white letters.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People assume the child actors from Honey I Shrunk the Kids didn't really do anything after, and that's not true. They were typecast as microscopic and cannot be seen with the naked eye in much of their later work
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Lost Otter's Pilgrimage of Food 19.12.30.3.22 @lost-otter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"How would you feel if you had accidentally grassed yourself?"
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drinking a Pernod, Ouzo, Marmalade and salt cocktail in tribute.
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Scottish are missing a trick with fortune scotch eggs.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow my barber really took a lot off this time. Fortunately, it was mostly hair
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RFK Jr. would down that whole jar in one.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've finally got to that age where my eyesight has got to the point that I need wanking glasses.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Bananaman in Avengers Doom Scrolling or whatever it's called
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hart showing Trump a something on a laptop. Trump looks at it, mouth agape.Drawing of a whale fish, but with arms and legs and a hat, dressed as a fisherman. It's throwing its head back, arms in the air, letting out an anguished exclamation. Flopping out of its shorts, between its legs, is a dead fish; tongue sticking out the side of its mouth.
Underneath in large black letters, one word: 
WHY?

I downloaded this picture over twenty years ago, can't remember where from exactly, but I've been fascinated ever since. Have never been able to find out where it came from or who drew it. At uni, I had a big version on my ceiling, printed out over several sheets of A4, and it was my pinned tweet on Twitter for years. If anyone knows where this image is from please let me know.
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, that saloon definitely isn't big enough for the both of us.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An AI engineer with round glasses says "we figured out that in order to get the A.I. to make more human-like art, it needs to draw from a set of personal emotional experiences..." He holds up a tablet displaying a program entitled "C-PTSD-GPT" and says "so we gave an A.I. the memory of having divorced parents." He gives it to an engineer with square glases who sees that it has generated art of a sitting childlike figure flanked by two arguing, monstrous dinosaur-like skulls. He comments "Wooooah... this is DARK." Round glasses replies "you think that's good? Wait until you see the one we molested!"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Back in 2001, The Sun observed an eight day period of respect & mourning before tits were back in the paper.
"On 20 September 2001, Degg was the first model to be featured on Page 3 of the Sun newspaper after an eight day hiatus was observed following the September 11 attacks." from Wikipedia
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle theonion.com/dr-doodiddle
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Golf Cart One (2026) - my new sculpture at the @lucasmuseum.bsky.social in LA. A life-sized, cast-aluminium, militarised presidential golf cart, commissioned for the museum by George Lucas and based on a 1:12 scale model version I made back in 2017.
Photo in the museum of the golf cart covered in an absurd amount of weapons, including a nuclear missile, artillery, mini guns and a machine gun on the roof, on a golf green base with a US flag sticking out the golf hole and a putting golf club bent in half on the ground
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hate it when films are only set in the past because the characters having mobile phones would ruin the plot. The Star Wars films are the worst for this.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Computer Problems
A comic strip in the form of a product advertisement with big text at the top saying "IS YOUR COMPUTER INFECTED WITH FILE FUCKERS TRYING TO GET THEIR ROCKS OFF WITH YOUR DATA?"

Then there's a drawing of a computer screen with a bunch of files on it, and a small man in a speedo approaching them saying "ooh lala! look at all these HOT FILES!"


Big text at the bottom says "Protect Your Computer With COMPUTER GUN, The Gun That Goes Inside Your Computer!
Just insert any small caliber rounds into your floppy disk drive and Computer Gun does the rest"


The files on the computer are labeled as follows
My computer
Tax Info
Spreadsheets
Presentations
Horses
Documents
government
cool stuff :)
Games
THE BIG MAN
strategy
Slime Danger
Weapon Ideas
untitled folder
Bigger Horses
Secrets
horse blueprint
horsey.bmp
horse.wav
social-securi-... .txt
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Man Melts into Skeleton
Alt: The green orb from the 1980s Heavy Metal movies turning a man into a skeleton
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Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍁 @thatretro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Brazil!
A scene from Brazil illustrated
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Post a banger not in English: www.youtube.com/watch?v=As_T...
youtube.com
Look Around You - Machadaynu
YouTube video by TheOncomingStorm
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rewatching Star Wars and I can’t believe I didn’t notice that C3PO has an eight-inch silver cock. The widescreen framing means you mainly see him from the waist up, and the cock wasn’t on the toys, so you forget. Memory, eh?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
I bet if 9/11 happened now, they'd make it woke!
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm the guy who called the cops on 9/11
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Disappointed I couldn't be in Bournemouth to join in with this today; I'll just have to relive 9/11 on my own, just like I did 25 years ago.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nevrer fogret
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The premise for the Muppet Show is right there! It's a bunch of puppets who desperately want to fuck each other while a confused human celebrity watches them. How hard can that be?
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can never sleep on 9/11 Eve. Always too excited waiting for Osanta Bin Laden to crash a 767 into my chimney and deliver my presents.
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
for Coyote VS Acme, here's Alan Davis's contribution to the Bristol Comix Expo's 2002 charity anthology (themed on crossovers):
Alan Davis's classical superhero art, depicting Quicksilver and the Flash being perturbed as the Road Runner zooms past them
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"UK cafe hosting immersive ‘9/11 watch party’ for customers to ‘relive’ tragedy on its anniversary" thetab.com/2026/09/09/u...
A bunch of people in a pub cheering at something we can't see.9/11
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hope they walk 500 miles straight into the fucking sea.
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 60th birthday to Star Trek! #StarTrek
The cast of the original Star Trek on the bridge of the starship Enterprise. From left to right: Bones McCoy, Scotty, Spock, Kirk, Sulu and Uhura.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!
A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.
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Ken Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Netanyahu, looking like his own Spitting Image puppet here.
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Zeus VS Saint Peter
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bluey Theroux As requested by Alex Charles Painted on Microsoft Paint
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