Reposted by CoffeetopsMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I have mashed potatoes and gravy in my fanny pack at all times so I’m always ready to treat myself. 1430799
Coffeetops @coffeetops.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Second day of the New England Death Metal Funtime Bonanza! It rained all night but my tent stayed pretty dry. Wiped out in the pit and twisted my ankle a bit, but it was worth it. ❤️ 020
Coffeetops @coffeetops.bsky.social · 27/06/2025At the New England Death Metal Funtime Bonanza! My butt still hurts and it was only a 3 hour drive. 000
Reposted by CoffeetopsBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025The three kinds of posts 335217949
Reposted by CoffeetopsTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I think houseflies have the right idea…their lifespan is only about 2 weeks. 092
Reposted by CoffeetopsGoh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!" 13096202018
Reposted by Coffeetopsthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Happy 20th to the single greatest frame in movie history 3571641544
Reposted by CoffeetopsFlock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 16/05/2025You think Walton Goggins just calls it Goggins mode 3564
Reposted by CoffeetopsMaddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 13/05/2025This thing doesn't run doom but the nurse made it play bad apple for me 2713
Reposted by CoffeetopsPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 12/05/2025One of the very best albums ever made www.stereogum.com/2307166/gori...stereogum.comGorillaz' 'Demon Days' Turns 20Demon Days wasn’t supposed to happen. When Gorillaz’ self-titled dropped in 2001, it was easy to imagine as a one-off: Famed Britpop frontman Damon Albarn bids farewell to the decade of his stardom by... 1495343487
Reposted by Coffeetopsthey/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 13/05/2025American politicians are all like “We’ll need to work together if we’re going to eradicate all life on Earth.” 219252
Reposted by Coffeetopsderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2025my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me: 396195452320
Reposted by CoffeetopsCRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth. 143489
Reposted by CoffeetopsSarah @thebasementtan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025God, I wish I were conclaving (locked inside, wearing a robe). 420118
Reposted by CoffeetopsDread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 02/05/2025hate to tell you this but last night I was smoking and saw your dog turn into a small hairy man 518434
Reposted by CoffeetopsEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/05/2025And for the first time I regret never becoming a smoker. Imagine stumbling upon a little delight during your daily walk, like a small splinter of heaven broke off and fell before you. What do non-smokers have that could possibly compare? Finding a Nutty Buddy on the ground? 2273
Reposted by CoffeetopsMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/05/2025When you find that timeline that’s the perfect mix of politics and hardcore gay pornography. 46319
Reposted by CoffeetopsNile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 02/05/2025leyline of pissing ur pants if this card is in your opening hand, you may piss ur pants 251739
Reposted by CoffeetopsRetro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I've probably played this level 300 times 1130727
Reposted by Coffeetopsalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Poop John Balls the 2nd 1514522
Reposted by CoffeetopsAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 28/04/2025Just think of it, to be the King of Burgers. I couldn’t even dream that big 741430104
Reposted by CoffeetopsSteve Senski's Watching Night Gallery @stevensenski.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Me every goddam day. 47612
Reposted by Coffeetopsvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 26/04/2025print ad (1985) archive.org/details/Your... 49112
Reposted by CoffeetopsAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 25/04/2025If you die at Colonial Williamsburg, you die in real life too. 1245
Reposted by CoffeetopsMollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 24/04/2025What do you reckon the spread at the Pope’s funeral is like, do you think we’re talking mini focaccia sandwiches or is it a hot buffet situation 481378
Reposted by Coffeetopsalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025its a penis because you pee out of it. as such, we are petitioning to change the butt to "the poonis." thank you for your support 1639855
Reposted by CoffeetopsEttin @ettin.itch.io · 21/04/2025The Pope, David Lynch and Lowtax hugging it out in Heaven 😇 1197
Reposted by Coffeetopspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/04/2025 504578539
Reposted by CoffeetopsCasey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Nonprofit droid named 501(c)(3)PO 1793664
Reposted by CoffeetopsFriday Again Garfie Baby @garfiebabyofficial.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Just a heads up, ITS FRIDAY 14918
Reposted by Coffeetopstristan @treestumped.bsky.social · 16/04/2025this is my grandmother Bimbo Baggins 13511
Reposted by CoffeetopsNaschy's Toupée @naschystoupee.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Grandpa Joe is still an asshole. That is all. 0275
