Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 56m"Don't think of it as pretending to be kind, think of it as putting your kind side in charge" That's why therapists get paid the big bucks, like DAMN Heidi 050 5
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 2hBeen doing some thinking about how I want to be as a human while I struggle through my 40s and I think the most important thing is to periodically stop and ask myself "am I hearing this FROM young people or ABOUT young people?" 151 5
Reposted by Clementine DangerNew Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 2hThe assumption here is that it is better for millions of trans teens to suffer wrong puberty (or delay puberty as the best case scenario) than one cis teen changing their mind after HRT. 1155 15
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 2hIn retrospect maybe it was a little naive of us to hand the keys to literature to people who will look you in the eye and earnestly tell you not to kermit the sewer slide about the grape corn. 390 9
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3hSix years I lived in the US and I still don't know if "hamburger" means minced meat or a patty on a bun. No fucking clue. Don't tell me I won't believe you. 380 8
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3hWelcome to Bluesky, here's your orientation 061 6
Reposted by Clementine Dangerbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 6hif your lawyer has a yahoo address you’re going to jail 644625 446
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3hTake heart my good bitches. I smell change in the air. I can almost see the shore.elle.comWhy Does It Feel Like Everyone Is Reading the Same Books?BookTok promised us endless discovery. So why does everyone seem to be reading the same thing? 110 1
Reposted by Clementine DangerRachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5hThis is the future liberals want 322656 226
Reposted by Clementine DangerNomi Claire Lazar @nomiclairelazar.bsky.social · 10hNot the onion. Actual campaign for Kelowna's city council. "I guess I'm running for City Council" 351683156 1.7K
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 4hIf anyone here has played Forbidden Solitaire, would you recommend it to a hypothetical person who just fully throws up if they're startled badly enough? Not me I'm a big boy and I lift many things but like if I were the kind of guy who throws up from jump scares? 100 1
Reposted by Clementine Dangersarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 4hsome irate thoughts from the other website after yet another sly aside caught in a random baseball video about how worthless liberal arts degrees are 823776 237
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 5h"Miss miss why are you so fat?" "Because I eat a lot of food and don't work out much, kid 😉" 060 6
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 5hI only get pimples on the very tip of my nose, big red throbbing ones that don't go away for days, I have scar tissue on my nose from all the pimples I've had there over the years, where is your god now 360 6
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 6hIt's like eating cheese before bed for your brain and also much better than that so it's nothing like that. Buy book! 142 4
Reposted by Clementine DangerEve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 6hIf any of you are looking for an alternative to Duolingo since they went all in on AI, I found an awesome free alternative called Lingo Legend that is a language learning game with a farm/pet sim side and a rogue like builder side. It’s made by a small team that are anti-AI which is so refreshing 3379 37
Reposted by Clementine DangerPseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 6hLooking up the Juneau Icefield and don't... don't phrase it like that, Wikipedia 182 8
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 6hListen to this shit man. I could cry. I did.youtube.comMidnight LoversYouTube video by Kicktracks - Topic 130 3
Reposted by Clementine DangerDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10hWith the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA. 392955532 3K
Reposted by Clementine DangerThe Mold Prince @orchidcamp.bsky.social · 7hdaily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood 16816 68
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 7hcreepy neighbor's been staring at me all day 5171 17
Reposted by Clementine Dangerm @mjjii.com · 20hdo you want to see how an image you have would look photocopied? check out this site i made photocopy.nekoweb.org 33810 38
Reposted by Clementine DangerA.L. Goldfuss @ghoulpus.bsky.social · 9hIt’s Best American day! Such an honor to see “Drosera regina” alongside such talented authors and fantastic stories. If you see it in the wild (bookstore, library, celebrity on train, etc) please share a photo! 13811 38
Reposted by Clementine Dangeronlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 7hi know with absolute certainty that the day the big transphobia gets me at work it'll come via a cis woman in HR with she/her in her email signature, who will send me a link to wellbeing resources whilst insisting she is doing transphobia respectfully, in a way that ensures my dignity and safety. 4556 55
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 8hI know that we'll never fully rehabilitate people whose first instinct on meeting someone is to yell the first thing they notice about them ("You're very tall!" "That's an unusual name!") but you don't need to inform weird people they're weird. Trust me, THEY KNOW. 3130 13
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 8hIs this my bad luck or are zippers just crap now? Granted I don't do much clothes shopping but it's been at least three years since I've bought any article of clothing or shoes with zippers that didn't pop or get irrevocably stuck within the month. 010 1
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 9hSome days widowhood hits you like a brick to the face, most days you're just happy to have a big bed all to yourself. 040 4
Reposted by Clementine DangerJan @janstreit.bsky.social · 19/10/2026Ukrainian artist, Anton Pavlenko 226437 264
Reposted by Clementine DangerLC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 10hSo the "advice" doled out in this column makes me INCREDIBLY fucking angry as a former kid who was repeatedly taken to task by teachers for "inappropriate" drawings, culminating in a 9th-grade suspension spurred by Columbine paranoia and residual Satanic Panic. Arionne here says that was JUSTIFIED. 1319546 195
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 10hGosh this flu shot has really knocked me on my ass. Five days and counting. Very under the weather. Nothing for it but to spend another day in comfy pajamas, under a blankie, eating soup 😔 130 3
Reposted by Clementine DangerGabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 10hDon’t pay to get published. Ever. Fuck vanity presses. Fuck “agents” who ask for money. Fuck “pay to play” anthologies. Don’t. Fucking. Pay. 639089 390
Reposted by Clementine DangerSimon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 10hWith the very predictable attacks being aimed at Dorian Dawes we're seeing, yet again, the Cozy Fiction crowd asserting that disliking Cozy Fiction makes one misogynist. 1357 35
Reposted by Clementine Dangerfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 11hnot yet, funk soul brother 1433493 334
Reposted by Clementine DangerJoe Koch @horrorsong.blog · 11hSometimes learning how the effect was done dispels the horror and other times it makes it MUCH WORSE 511425 114
Reposted by Clementine Dangercaffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 11hGood morning 3244 24
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 12hWhenever I feel down on myself I remind myself that more than once I used my god-given talents to make perfect strangers thousands of miles away cum buckets and I think that's beautiful ♥️ 030 3
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 13hThe roars of the velociraptors in Jurassic Park are composed partially of the sound of turtles fucking. 080 8
Reposted by Clementine DangerKate Griffin @griffinkate.bsky.social · 18heBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out. 19936022777 3.6K
Reposted by Clementine DangerThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 14/10/2026While we're at it, might as well share Tom Baker's perennial masterpiece. 8733156 733
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 16hThis is going to hit my circles like a nuke. Eternal respect for a true legend. 072 7
Reposted by Clementine DangerNire Bryce @nirebryce.breadthcharge.net · 11/10/2026are there any good books on the history of the arpanet and Internet 1970-1990? asking for a friend 173 7
Reposted by Clementine DangerSlaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 21/10/2024I told my landlord that I am the airlord and he started crying 141807341 1.8K
Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 17hSet a new personal record for longest time between me answering a question and a man repeating it verbatim so it's accepted and we can move on (21 min) Yeah social transition is going great, that's totally a real thing I can do 👍 070 7
Reposted by Clementine Dangereric stirpē @stirpicus.bsky.social · 21hThis illustration from “The Grumpy Monkey” speaks to me on a deep level. 1152 15
Reposted by Clementine DangerDoctor Remulak @imdoctorremulak.bsky.social · 19/10/2026He was kind enough to help out on a friend's no crew, no budget music video and was an absolute delight. It's anecdotal but he was every bit the sweet gentle guy that he often portrayed on the screen. RIP, Richard. 0182 18
Reposted by Clementine Dangerlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/10/2026"three Trek appearances on three different series" is the character actor equivalent of winning a batting title 383561396 3.6K
Reposted by Clementine DangerKenney @kenney.nl · 18/10/2026Don't let billionaires convince you slop is the future. They're used to managing & directing, not making things themselves. Of course they can't see the difference. They don't understand your love for the craft. Keep making personal, beautiful games. You've got my support 💖 5084802037 8.5K