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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀

@lcvonhessen.bsky.social
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Writer of horror, weird fiction, and assorted unpleasantness. Performer/artist/creep. History nerd. Cat person. They/them. 🔞 Anti-genAI. lcvonhessen[at]gmail[dot]com

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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 4h
"It's the most fun in the park when you're laughing in the dark!"
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Zeebo the Clown: Are You Afraid of the Dark
Alt: Zeebo the Clown: Are You Afraid of the Dark
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eyyyy I'm in there 😎
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Currently playing: Killer Frequency. Enjoying the gameplay, loving the homage to old-school radio DJ horror protagonists in e.g. TCM 2 and The Fog, but it does spoil the illusion that it's 1987 when people call in from places that would absolutely not have landlines, like *the middle of a corn maze*
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Currently playing: Killer Frequency. Enjoying the gameplay, loving the homage to old-school radio DJ horror protagonists in e.g. TCM 2 and The Fog, but it does spoil the illusion that it's 1987 when people call in from places that would absolutely not have landlines, like *the middle of a corn maze*
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was too broke for the Steam fall sale after shelling out an absurd amount for Monty's meds yesterday, but then I remembered "Hey, don't you already have an ungodly amount of unplayed games in your Stram library? How 'bout chipping away at that instead of adding to it right now?"
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A helicopter just flew by overhead multiple times while Dexter was at the kitchen window where the cats like to birdwatch, and he was simultaneously startled, confused, and deeply enraptured. It occurs to me that he perceived it as some giant bizarre buzzing insect
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/10/2026
It's interesting to me that the American authors conservatives deem acceptable/non-woke/masculine--your Steinbecks, Cormac McCarthys, Faulkners, Hemingways etc--all identify brutality as the fundamental language and original sin of the United States. There's nothing very patriotic about their work.
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very rude of capitalism to make me get out of bed and go to work after I woke up to these sweet little faces. (Monty's orange face is out of focus because it was just inches from my own. My boys like to get close!)
POV: you're lying in bed. An orange cat is sitting on your chest staring into your eyes with his little face very close to yours. Behind him, a grey-and-white cat is lying on your torso, also looking at you The grey-and-white cat has moved up closer and slings his left front paw around the orange cat's, looking very happy The grey-and-white cat rests his left front paw on the orange cat's backThe grey-and-white cat's paw still rests on the orange cat's back. They're still lying on your torso and they look rather content
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IDK if I'd qualify for this as a mostly-genre writer (albeit with work frequently set in or inspired by NYC) but I do support the idea
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Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i mean. we *all* see it, right?
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very rude of capitalism to make me get out of bed and go to work after I woke up to these sweet little faces. (Monty's orange face is out of focus because it was just inches from my own. My boys like to get close!)
POV: you're lying in bed. An orange cat is sitting on your chest staring into your eyes with his little face very close to yours. Behind him, a grey-and-white cat is lying on your torso, also looking at you The grey-and-white cat has moved up closer and slings his left front paw around the orange cat's, looking very happy The grey-and-white cat rests his left front paw on the orange cat's backThe grey-and-white cat's paw still rests on the orange cat's back. They're still lying on your torso and they look rather content
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today in Dexcapades: I guess he just wanted a better view 🙃
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This week in post-neutering Dexter shenanigans: when he's in a playful mood, he's taken to chasing Monty around and attempting to tackle him like a tiny linebacker. (Monty always just runs away)
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last night I dreamt I was on a reality dating show in which one of the male dating options was one of my main bullies from elementary school (who didn't recognize me)
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just learned about this post and have already seen at least a couple of people defending it because they dislike the romance genre. Man, what are we doing here? It's like when people want to ban porn because they assume it would only apply to things that don't turn THEM on
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reposting so I remember 👀
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 01/10/2026
What on earth! It's not even been a year and the quality is worse than it already was. I think I've been scammed. Time to write an angry letter ;)
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This week in post-neutering Dexter shenanigans: when he's in a playful mood, he's taken to chasing Monty around and attempting to tackle him like a tiny linebacker. (Monty always just runs away)
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone who defends the Cornell promising young rapists in any way needs to get directly into the toilet. This should not need to be said, and yet.
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some nights you've just gotta log off and play Slay the Spire while chilling with your cats instead of giving any more mental energy to the godawful state of the world
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Further unauthorized Dexplorations 🙄
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just learned about this post and have already seen at least a couple of people defending it because they dislike the romance genre. Man, what are we doing here? It's like when people want to ban porn because they assume it would only apply to things that don't turn THEM on
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not even three days out of his Cone of Shame and Dexter is already back to choosing chaos 🤦
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course he looks so damned pleased with himself
Dexter, a grey-and-white cat, perches atop a kitchen cabinet. He's close to the ceiling, looking down at his domain. To the right of the cabinet is a "crazy cat lady" action figure and the corner of a Mulholland Drive movie posterThe same cat, still atop the kitchen cabinet. The camera is a bit further back so a metallic goldfish statue and a serving platter with a vintage skull-and-crossbones design can be seen atop the cabinet beside the cat. His eyes are closed, he's showing a big three-mouth kitty smile, and he looks very happy
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am Thoth the skilled scribe whose hands are pure, a possessor of purity, who drives away evil, who writes what is true, who detests falsehood, whose pen defends the Lord of All; master of laws who interprets writings, whose words establish the Two Lands. (BDF)
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone who defends the Cornell promising young rapists in any way needs to get directly into the toilet. This should not need to be said, and yet.
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the music version of billionaire tech bros who think reading books is a waste of time because their concept of "books" is a mix of self-help glurge and novels they were assigned in high school English class
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶Remember that time way back when I Pet a cat who nipped his human friends?🎶
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You shot a fancy human fascist with your dart. In response, he drops a rod.
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not even three days out of his Cone of Shame and Dexter is already back to choosing chaos 🤦
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Christ, I fucking hate Bobby Brainworms
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With the ceremonial removal of the collar, Dexter's Ball Mitzvah is now complete. Mazel tov, Dexy! Now you're a MAN 💪✂️🥎🥎
Still from The Holy Mountain of the Neptune warrior guy and a young boy before a teal-colored wall covered with shelves of glass jars. The boy places a jar on the last open space on a shelf as the man says "Your sacrifice completes my sanctuary of one thousand testicles"A grey-and-white cat looking perturbed next to the veterinary Elizabethan collar that has just been removed from his neck
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶Now you're a man A man, man, man🎶
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SilentFilmTitle @silentfilmtitle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Root Technic Film (1917). #SilentFilm
Intertitle from 1917 film ‘Root Technic Film’ which reads “Diffusion of gutta-percha Homogenous mass by pluggers with sterilized cotton soaked in chloroform.”
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With the ceremonial removal of the collar, Dexter's Ball Mitzvah is now complete. Mazel tov, Dexy! Now you're a MAN 💪✂️🥎🥎
Still from The Holy Mountain of the Neptune warrior guy and a young boy before a teal-colored wall covered with shelves of glass jars. The boy places a jar on the last open space on a shelf as the man says "Your sacrifice completes my sanctuary of one thousand testicles"A grey-and-white cat looking perturbed next to the veterinary Elizabethan collar that has just been removed from his neck
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
we need to bring back gas station gothic as a genre, motif, and lifestyle
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I distinctly remember during Trump 1.0, Betsy "has zero experience but let's make her head of the Dep't of Ed because teaching is a Girl Job" DeVos met with some men's rights chuds who pushed the false-rape-charges-epidemic myth. Because she thought they and rape survivors deserved equal time.
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So much of my writing process is just corralling notes/descriptions/dialogue snippets together like herding unruly sheep
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Up listening to the Disco Elysium soundtrack and working on a sword-and-sorcery story. Please remind me to take a low dose of edibles whenever I plan to get writing done: it helps A LOT with my recent motivational constipation
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Currently rewatching The Monkey and reminded of how much I appreciate it when hot guys who could easily coast by as superheroes or generic romantic leads choose to do weirdo character roles in genre films (e.g. Theo James, Dan Stevens, various Skarsgårds)
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your daily Dex and Dee. Today is the wee man's last day as a conehead!
Two green-eyed grey-and-white cats sitting on a chair. The cat on the left is additionally curled up in a makeshift cat bed made from two cardboard boxes and the cat on the right is wearing a veterinary Elizabethan collar with his right ear a bit smooshed inside it. They are both gazing up at youThe same cats, now looking to the right of the frame. The cat wearing the e-collar no longer has his ear smooshed inside itThe same cats looking out-of-frame, seen from a slightly more overhead angle The same cats looking up at you. The cat in the cardboard box bed has one of her eyes mostly shut and is slightly out of focus. The cat in the e-collar looks full of determination
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Currently rewatching The Monkey and reminded of how much I appreciate it when hot guys who could easily coast by as superheroes or generic romantic leads choose to do weirdo character roles in genre films (e.g. Theo James, Dan Stevens, various Skarsgårds)
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just let out an actual squeal of joy upon realizing the prop knife in a period film I'm watching is an exact copy of one I own (same sheath, even)
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just let out an actual squeal of joy upon realizing the prop knife in a period film I'm watching is an exact copy of one I own (same sheath, even)
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Incessant" news coverage and the first time I've ever heard of "Choosin' Texas" is from BlueSky posts about people who sneer at people who've never heard of "Choosin' Texas." I guarantee you I'm not being "elitist," I just don't actively follow popular music because I'm old and unhip
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your daily Dex and Dee. Today is the wee man's last day as a conehead!
Two green-eyed grey-and-white cats sitting on a chair. The cat on the left is additionally curled up in a makeshift cat bed made from two cardboard boxes and the cat on the right is wearing a veterinary Elizabethan collar with his right ear a bit smooshed inside it. They are both gazing up at youThe same cats, now looking to the right of the frame. The cat wearing the e-collar no longer has his ear smooshed inside itThe same cats looking out-of-frame, seen from a slightly more overhead angle The same cats looking up at you. The cat in the cardboard box bed has one of her eyes mostly shut and is slightly out of focus. The cat in the e-collar looks full of determination
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LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀 @lcvonhessen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Took an edible earlier to help juice my creativity for a story I'm writing and now I'm just sitting here jotting down surreal sicko erotica
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You Sick Old Pervert You Sicko
Alt: You Sick Old Pervert
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