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Clementine Danger

@clementinedanger.bsky.social
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Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.

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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 5h
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the paranoid hostility of reducing your artistic peers and collaborators to a stack of bills?
Crop of the comic in the quoted posts, showing a towering stack of paperwork labeled art invoice, animation invoice sounds invoice etc.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 18h
Digital de-aging in the Saw universe looks like octogenarian Tobin Bell putting on a backwards baseball cap and no second thing, and it was so hysterical THEY DID IT TWICE. How can you be mad at that?
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 21h
On the one hand reading a wikipedia summary is no way to experience a movie but on the other hand I laughed so hard I nearly shat
the twins apologize to each other and reconcile over their shared grief for their mother. Shortly afterwards, the monkey beats its drum one last time, and Bill is suddenly decapitated by a bowling ball bearing Lois' name.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 24/10/2026
point taken but like
A roomy restroom with a baby changing table, a toilet, and a comfy leather chair facing the toilet.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 24/10/2026
The only access I had to the Fraggle Extended Universe in 80s Belgium was this book. No idea there was a show or anything. Spent half my life thinking the Fraggles were the villains. Fuck ass party bros smashing all the cool shit these little guys built for the collective. Guillotine honestly.
Cover of the childrens' book What Do Doozers Do?
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 24/10/2026
RIP cybersmith the human pet thing was kinda bsed idk👍
Bluesky exchange

First post: post not found

reply by Edgar Allan Chodes @dickardo.bsky.social

im not even arguing, im just curious how your mind works and if this is
just an elaborate bit.
please explain how this rock is proof of time travel.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 23/10/2026
bitch I will kill you
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 23/10/2026
What the shit???? I don't have-
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 21/10/2026
Oh, you know, when Kyle's hopped up on Monster Energy and his girlfriend asks him to get a job.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 21/10/2026
@milesklee.bsky.social had no moral or journalistic obligation to transcribe this quote verbatim but I choose to believe he did that for us.
Rich Alan, a police officer in New Jersey who spent more than $60 on two sixers of Fight beer that he says he never got, claims Weathers is a “fraud” and “scammer” who took advantage of Trump supporters. As his Conservative Dad character, Alan says, Weathers was “ stealing the hearts of these patriots and making you think that you're like you're one of them, basically. Like, ‘Hey, I'm just like you, I'm standing up to woke Bud Light.’ And then just taking their money and running with it.”
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 21/10/2026
can't hear them laughing in my basket
a skyrim character with a basket on their head
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 21/10/2026
noooooo not a very serious essay! Just a straight comedy thing that gets a little uncomfortable once you think about it, you know,
because of the implication...
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 21/10/2026
Can't Argue With That meme
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
Oh good! I was a bit worried about all of this because it seems like even with the jump scare toggle (bless you devs I love you) shit gets pretty intense.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
Still from A Clockwork Orange, you know the one
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
👍
Liked by Crab Man
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
creepy neighbor's been staring at me all day
A blurry picture of a red brick wall with a window. In the window is a skeleton wearing sunglasses.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
Martin Scorsese raising his hands in the Absolute Cinema pose.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
I'll bet an AI sandwich tastes like The Flavor
Tumblr post by heedra:

i've mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber
lime gatorade into a drink i like to call "the
flavor" because like. you drink this shit and your
tongue is like "there's a taste here. you are
experiencing a flavor" but when you go to open
the door there's no flavor there. it comes back
with an undefined error in the flavor column. it's
the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and
definitely tastes like something and that thing is
nothing.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
lol
A huge bilmboard from a campaign by Artisan, showing an AI-generated face and bold lettering: 

STOP HIRING HUMANS
The era of AI employees is here
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
I stand by my "Tumblr aesthetic soup" theory but Miyazaki often gets dragged into this, poor guy, and I suppose if you have no experience with horror OR media outside the Hollywood system, seeing something like these spooky fucks is a real game changer.
Yubaba
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
Nono I need the bee specialist too, it's for the best
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
Oh, if you need someone who can Say It I gotchu
Screenshot from Drag Race, subtitles: It's just malicious, just gay faggotry I did not think we were gonna run into here
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
same brother, same
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026
FUCK summer it's lamb navarin season babeeeeeee
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
Wouldn't bet the farm on it.
outsourcing - involving the creation of art assets,and so on - which typically involves teams in "lower cost locations," Webster says.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
Still from the Wizard of Oz of Dorothy hugging Scarecrow and saying "I'll miss you most of all" like a real bitch.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026
It's great! Like nothing weird is happening in this scene, it's basically just a meet-cute.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026
That's is an edit but this isn't:
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026
Been so starved of good comedies but it sure looks like How to Get to Heaven from Belfast has the juice.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026
I gotchu
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026
Every couple of years I forget this review exists and I am slain again.
Whatever its claims, Queen isn’t here just to entertain. This group has come to make it clear exactly who is superior and who is inferior. Its anthem, “We Will Rock You,” is a marching order: you will not rock us, we will rock you. Indeed, Queen may be the first truly fascist rock band.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026
I have my reasons
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026
okay hear me ou- I SAID HEAR ME OUT
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
Brian from Misfits (2009–2013) with a speech bubble
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
Pay attention you spooky fucks
You wake up as a House. Your bones are pipes and tunnels. Your organs are a labyrinth of caves. The House Before is a narrative body horror adventure where you play as a monstrous structure filled with strange creatures.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
I can type all day but basically this again, it's always this again.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
Still from Basket Case (1981) showing a gross puppet in a basket reaching out towards the camera. It kinda looks like he's smiling but all he knows is hate.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
thanks wikipedia
screenshot of a wikipedia page illustration, it's a screenshot of a youtube thumbnail with the caption "a video of Chiitan being silly" and they're right.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
Dorian lives in the machine.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
Okay I could have picked a cooler picture, that's on me.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
I usually ignore trendy food hack hype, you guys do your content and I'll do cooking, everyone's happy. But every once in a while I come across something I know I'll do and I know how it will turn out and I get pre-tired but sure why not, let's learn why people don't keep soup jars.
youtube thumbnail of four jars with various soup... toppings? Fillins? Noodles and vegetables and cabbage and such, it looks pretty great.

Text: diy instant soup jars. Just add water!
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
@amarshallwriting.bsky.social I hope you'll take this in the spirit it's intended but your Jasmine Odyssey energy is off the charts.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
🎶Whoooaaaaa we're halfway there Whoa-oooo
Jon Bon Jovi chair
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
Oasis being the result of brain damage makes so much sense
"I was 14, 15, having a cigarette with my mates, and a few lads came down from another school, hoods up, and one of them whacked me on the head with a hammer," Liam once detailed in a conversation with The Guardian. Not a big, massive mallet - one of those little small ones. I ended up in hospital and, after that, I just started hearing music differently."
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
The world if Victorian children could afford Taco Bell
An illustration vaguely reminiscent of the "the world if" meme but it's a biodome on Mars.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
I was looking up whether it had to do with broadcasting standards and 1) technically yes but lol, no 2) there's goddamn precedent
In 2024, Kaiser Chiefs singer Ricky Wilson appeared on Michael McIntyre's Big Show wearing a T-shirt with the slogan “Trans Rights are Human Rights”. However, when the show was aired, BBC editors had blurred out the words so they were not legible. 

https://www.thenational.scot/news/26626045.bbc-censors-protect-dolls-strictly-come-dancing-star-t-shirt/
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
You ever just put on some shoes, any shoes, cut off your arm and beam twitter directly into your ear at the club?
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