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Clementine Danger

@clementinedanger.bsky.social
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Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.

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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 1h
"Don't think of it as pretending to be kind, think of it as putting your kind side in charge" That's why therapists get paid the big bucks, like DAMN Heidi
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 1h
Second generation discourse. Not good.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 2h
Had a few false starts there but in the end people took it really well!
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 2h
has anyone ever seen paul mescal do a backflip and was it rad?
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 2h
I think you mean it's a nono spot and full of schmoop
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 2h
He's extremely cool obviously but that doesn't give him the right! It just doesn't!
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 2h
Supervillains as corporate CEOs in kind of cheesy but could be fun. Has them apply for jobs online. These poor disadvantaged kids desperate to get off the streets preening to get hired by the fucking Riddler. The tragedy. Hilarious.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 2h
As someone who's writing about insipid trans drama, I feel that.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 2h
There definitely is something to comic book mooks using Linked-In voice that's idiosyncratic enough to work, but I think everything having to do with comics will unfortunately feel a it stale now, what with the superhero fatigue. What's the tone? Straight comedy? Satire? Extreme body horror?
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 2h
Especially important since I don't have kids. I am not in touch with the Youth but from what I hear they're doing just fine. I mean none of us are fine but they've got the right idea. Give 'em hell kids! You got this! Sorry about Harry Potter!
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 2h
Been got one too many times. Watch yourselves out there, fellow decrepits. There's a hosedrinker in all of us.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 2h
Been doing some thinking about how I want to be as a human while I struggle through my 40s and I think the most important thing is to periodically stop and ask myself "am I hearing this FROM young people or ABOUT young people?"
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
it is too late for me but on the bright side dementia runs in my family
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
Chaucer, circa 1387
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
Brilliant! I really really want to play this so this is excellent news, thank so much!
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
Can't Argue With That meme
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
Oh no, learning things, derrida, whatever shall I do, save me jesus.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
You can't be edging people with grotesque demonic acts! That's not right!
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
And they say you can't do jump scares in a text format.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
Oh shit I understood that. Maybe... No. No, it can't be. But maybe I-... am beautiful too
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
Sounds fake tbh
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
You are too beautiful for this fallen world.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
We feast like kings and shit like cattle, we live well brother.
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 3h
The assumption here is that it is better for millions of trans teens to suffer wrong puberty (or delay puberty as the best case scenario) than one cis teen changing their mind after HRT.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
If the guy with the bulldozer could be recently divorced that would be ideal.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
In retrospect maybe it was a little naive of us to hand the keys to literature to people who will look you in the eye and earnestly tell you not to kermit the sewer slide about the grape corn.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
Houses are often built on land. Does the land come with the house? Do you know a guy with a bulldozer?
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
Look, we're all having fun here but you can't be fucking with the food center of my brain like this. Some things are just off-limits.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
I get that not everyone is a cynical old husk like me (get on my level dorks) but if you genuinely thought an advertiser-endorsed trend on a heavily censored and provably bigoted social media website was going to throw open the gates to a world of discovery I've got some shitty fanfic to sell you.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
You can't A/B test our hearts Jerry, it's just not right
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
You're lying! You're always LYING STOP ITTTTTT
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
I feel like we were always destined to go down this path, you and I. Nevertheless: I do not believe you.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
I just want to be oppressed in a way that's marketable to publishers but doesn't cause me any discomfort, is that too much to ask?
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
that's right
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
Six years I lived in the US and I still don't know if "hamburger" means minced meat or a patty on a bun. No fucking clue. Don't tell me I won't believe you.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
"Wow are you really going to eat five liters of curry? By yourself?" "Yes that is the plan." "Over a few weeks?" "That is not the plan."
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
Darkly funny that on the same day miss Jessica blows a gasket about her pet genre being so oppressed a mere whiff of critique can destroy it, we get an article about how the thing she's championing has won so hard it's now all of culture. There is no win big enough to placate these people.
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Why Does It Feel Like Everyone Is Reading the Same Books?
BookTok promised us endless discovery. So why does everyone seem to be reading the same thing?
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 3h
Social animals forced onto islands, minds that understand the concept of death being threatened with it every day, creatures capable of empathy being forced to watch a parade of suffering day after day... No. This won't hold, this can't hold, and we will live to see it obliterated.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 4h
Welcome to Bluesky, here's your orientation
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 7h
if your lawyer has a yahoo address you’re going to jail
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 4h
It's good that humans come with a built-in pressure valve. No sense in not using it. I'm sorry friend. You don't deserve this. None of us do 🫂
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 4h
Look at me now Jerry! I win again!
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 4h
I mean, not to belittle the absolute hell you're being put through here! It's infuriating, some absolute bullshit.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 4h
I only got here in the mid-90s and even then it felt like you could go digging through the ruins of a bygone era. Time just passes differently here.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 4h
Oh good! I was a bit worried about all of this because it seems like even with the jump scare toggle (bless you devs I love you) shit gets pretty intense.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 4h
Fuck me, I wish.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 4h
You're a good soul for trying to help, that shit is terrifying.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 4h
God that's so horrible. I remember it being so hard in an unfamiliar culture to tell if that HELLO SCUMBAG # 23845 YOU PAY $5000 OR WE DEPORT U email came from the USCIS or a scammer. They sound exactly the same and you just can't risk not following up because yeah, pay now or they deport you.
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Clementine Danger @clementinedanger.eurosky.social · 4h
Take heart my good bitches. I smell change in the air. I can almost see the shore.
elle.com
Why Does It Feel Like Everyone Is Reading the Same Books?
BookTok promised us endless discovery. So why does everyone seem to be reading the same thing?
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
This is the future liberals want
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