Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Request: a video of someone throwing it back to the sound of geese honks 051
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026This looks delicious I can’t wait to find out what temperature it is 010
Reposted by Slaughthiewarmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 07/01/2026getting really into "brown noise" 5401
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I don’t want to look good in a picture I want to look stupid in real life 082
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I hit you with a “wakey wakey“ text at 4:54am. The notification rouses you from your slumber. This is a test that will determine the course of our relationship- you have a lot on the line but me? I have nothing to lose 092
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 29/11/2025My neighbor told me I could pick as many of these blueberries as I’d like, can’t wait to try them 1131
Reposted by SlaughthieT I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Had Thanksgiving with a group of my mom’s friends and was worried about not having anything to talk about with them. Luckily they brought up UFOs and ghosts and time travel all on their own without any prompts from me. 0242
Reposted by SlaughthieSlaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 23/11/2023Ever been so full of gratitude you fuck up the biggest bird you can find 320147
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Just checked the 2026 calendar, my birthday is going to be on the 14th again??? 140
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 25/11/2025The age difference has always been a little weird but I can’t help it I just love my mom 050
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Just got a haircut that will ensure that whoever falls in love with me will truly love me for who I am 1398
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Someone’s gotta say it- scallions should be a more badass food 121
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Sometimes I get bummed when I’m not invited to things but then I’ll think about it and damn they were right, I definitely would have killed that vibe 0102
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I believe that the technology to text our dogs exists and is being withheld 060
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025[my 36 year old ass] hey mom it’s me again, just calling to ask if I should date a 28 year old? Okay love you call me back 2142
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Anytime someone has said “she ate” the she was me and the ate was a chicken leg 1133
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Honestly I am exactly the kind of girl who gives up just like that 0144
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Idk you guys, I just used a food processor and I think we’re being a little too trusting of our kitchen appliances 062
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Anyone else thinking about how we as humans produced like 16 billion pairs of skinny jeans and then someone was like we shouldn’t wear those any more 1174
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Now what’s a blueberry like you doing on a sidewalk like this 0131
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 22/10/2025While in Peru I saw this caterpillar that really said 🐛 060
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Closing my eyes and hoping for the best at every four way stop 0100
Reposted by SlaughthieT I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 07/08/2025I saw a bright light and awoke in a sterile white room. i couldn't move. an un-marmot figure hovered above me manipulating my body with strange devices. i swear i'm not making this up. it happened. 39315
Reposted by SlaughthieSlaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025You arrive at the coffee shop, 7:30am on the dot as the mysterious note you found on your bedside table instructed. To complete the final task you call out “Boobert? Is there a Boobert here?” Everyone’s eyes shift to you and in perfect unison they all say “yes” 0195
Reposted by SlaughthieSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2025WARDEN: and for your last meal? ME: everlasting gobstopper WARDEN: son of a 433459
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I’ll give you a dollar if you name your kid lewferd 2112
Reposted by SlaughthieViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/09/2023Please stop inviting me to exotic islands and hunting me for sport. It’s mean and it hurts my feelings 12879193
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025You arrive at the coffee shop, 7:30am on the dot as the mysterious note you found on your bedside table instructed. To complete the final task you call out “Boobert? Is there a Boobert here?” Everyone’s eyes shift to you and in perfect unison they all say “yes” 0195
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Why everyone is honking at me is none of my business 1237
Reposted by Slaughthienige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 22/11/2024just for once it would be nice if i could meditate on the summit of a mountain without falcons nesting on my shoulders while an art class paints my portrait 021956
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 01/09/2025If anyone has a good recipe for a good recipe that I can use for my recipe please let me in 2222
Reposted by SlaughthieSlaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 04/08/2023People will believe anything, I told someone I just met that I spent fourteen years at sea studying law and they were like oh nice 58124
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Armchair diagnosing my cat as a full blown narcissist 0166
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Least favorite thing about breakups is having to care about whether or not I’m hot again 2120
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Anytime a song is like “i made my baby cry” I’m like well here’s the thing about babies 0137
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 01/07/2025If my boyfriend and I are fighting I’ll reach into the stash of selfies I took at harbor freight with their power tools that one time and tag him in a post that says shit like “best quality tools around” and “Milwaukee doesn’t compare” and it makes everything worse but I feel better 061
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Normalize hats at the gym, my hair sucks sometimes 061
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Thinking about that one time someone told me Beck was a Scientologist and I didn’t know what that meant so I was just like “oh that’s cool” and they were like not really, Scientology is fucked up and I doubled down and was idk, people should be allowed to be into whatever, leave Beck alone 050
