Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 1hThank you to everyone who joined us during the stream! We had a blast as always. If you missed it this time, you can catch us next Wednesday at 10am PST or on the VODs on my profile. And make sure to follow to get stream notifications! 011
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 2hI'm a writer of bizarro and exploitation horror and love to listen to Russian Dark Drum and Bass when I write! #HorrorWritersChat 172
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 4hCome! See! We're streaming! Live now with @bitterkarella.bsky.social !! www.twitch.tv/eveharmstwitch.tvEveHarms - TwitchI’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like. Lately I'm streaming Bitter Karella and I's novella WIP — EveHar... 031
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 25/09/2026Good news, they still sell candy cigarettes with the Original recipe containing real beef gelatin. 2311
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026Thank you to everyone who tuned in! We had a blast as always and continued the saga of Gary. If you missed it, come see us next Wednesday at 10am PST 022
Reposted by Eve Harms, Orph UnderstanderEve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026Live now with the illustrious Bitter Karella, author of Moonflow! Come hang out and see us yap and get insight into our writing process. Our current WIP: a fake craft book by an extremely divorced wife guy and sword guy who becomes obsessed with horses. www.twitch.tv/eveharms 152
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026Live now with the illustrious Bitter Karella, author of Moonflow! Come hang out and see us yap and get insight into our writing process. Our current WIP: a fake craft book by an extremely divorced wife guy and sword guy who becomes obsessed with horses. www.twitch.tv/eveharms 152
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026Streaming with @bitterkarella.bsky.social in 35 mins 0195
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 18/09/2026An underwear brand for trans women named “Tuck Everlasting” 14510
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 18/09/2026I've made a rule for myself to no longer watch any youtube videos that edit in clips from popular films and TV shows as if the characters are responding to the contents of the video. It's agonizing. Enough 290
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 16/09/2026Ever wanted to know how high quality horror-paranormal-mystery-metafiction-parody craft books are written? Tune in to the stream with me and @bitterkarella.bsky.social now to find out! www.twitch.tv/eveharms 084
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 16/09/2026I’ve been watching Inuyasha for the first time and it’s great. Incredible monster design 2140
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 12/09/2026Man, Goodwill has really gone off a cliff hasn’t it 280
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 10/09/2026If you didn't want your AI to go rogue, then maybe you shouldn't have made it operate off of statistical predictions based on a model trained with millions of stolen conflict-based stories including hundreds of thousands of ones about an AI going rogue 0121
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 10/09/2026I hate how every single corporation has become actively hostile to its customers. It used to mostly be a thing with telecoms, but at some point open season was declared on us and every single one of them finds ways to make our day worse to save a few pennies. It's disgusting 2401
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Reposted by Eve Harms, Orph UnderstanderCLASH Books @clashbooks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Took summer posting off but we are back to share we are publishing a new @horrorsong.blog novel! This book is so special and unique, can’t wait for yall to read it! Up on Netgalley, cover by Matthew Revert! 34714
Reposted by Eve Harms, Orph UnderstanderEve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 09/09/2026Working on a fake writing craft book by an extremely divorced sword-guy LIVE now on twitch with @bitterkarella.bsky.social . Come hang out with us! www.twitch.tv/eveharms 065
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 09/09/2026Working on a fake writing craft book by an extremely divorced sword-guy LIVE now on twitch with @bitterkarella.bsky.social . Come hang out with us! www.twitch.tv/eveharms 065
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 09/09/2026Get ready, streaming with @bitterkarella.bsky.social in an hour and a half! 041
Reposted by Eve Harms, Orph UnderstanderM. Lopes da Silva @mlopesdasilva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s official! The Palm Tree Punk Book Launch + Open Mic Night is happening at the North Figueroa Bookshop Oct. 2nd, 7-9pm. With an open mic hosted by Karla Lamb, featuring poetry by @eveharms.com and @tmbwrites.bsky.social , handmade swag, and free refreshments! Hope to see you there! 0105
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 07/09/2026Me, every time I die: *chuckles* Oh Elden Ring, you rascal. Ya got me again 090
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 07/09/2026Back into Elden Ring and god it feels good 1130
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 02/09/2026We're writing, we're gabbing. Come hang out with me and @bitterkarella.bsky.social at 10am PST today! 093
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 02/09/2026The truth: most people who don’t read Eve Harms’ books will NEVER win a million dollars. Keep that in mind! 194
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 02/09/2026Guy who systematically lowered the attention span of millions of children is asking them to read through his entire 480 page book that he didn’t write 37124
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 01/09/2026The AI slop takeover is exactly like that fantasy trope where “the darkness” is growing uncontrollably and swallowing up the mystical lands and magical creatures 1252
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 01/09/2026AI generated Halloween decorations?! 😭 my heart 270
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 01/09/2026I have the most intense part of In the Hall of the Mountain King stuck in my head on repeat and it's making me feel like I'm a movie character going insane 2100
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 28/08/2026More and more young men are joining in on the shocking new MANGA trend. MANGA stands for "Make America Not Great Again" 1110
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 27/08/2026If we all organize to cast protection spells on the world from the evils of specific people, could it lead to a similar outcome, but without any nasty of the side effects, of cursing? 270
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 27/08/2026What if someone bad, instead of someone good, died 4355
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 26/08/2026I'm live with @bitterkarella.bsky.social for the next 2.5ish hours! Come hang out with us www.twitch.tv/eveharmstwitch.tvEveHarms - TwitchI’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like. Lately I'm streaming Bitter Karella and I's novella WIP — EveHar... 184