Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialElizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026when you are the best cat anyone has ever been, but no one has fed you?? and now mother is eating salmon for dinner??? right in front of you??? 112287
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialBenjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett 8467291572
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman theonion.com/area-dad-sure-knows-a-… 896766
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up theonion.com/environmentalists-warn… 61067121
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts 3568441674
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialHunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is antisemitism. This isn’t leftism. This isn’t anti-Zionism. This isn’t progressive activism. This is just blatant antisemitism. 552326299
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialKathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“When I was in kindergarten in 1961, I survived a near-fatal case of measles… my clearest memory of that period is my father carrying me to our station wagon & rushing me to the hospital. I stayed for a month, part of it in a coma, my blood pressure dangerously unstable” @jackiantonovich.bsky.socialstatnews.comMeasles almost killed me. Now I’m a doctor — and I'm scared of what's happeningJewel Mullen was in kindergarten in 1961 when she almost died from measles. Now a physician, measles’ return frightens her. 1640041686
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-… 305119713
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Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026Survey Finds 1 In 3 Americans With Health Insurance Have Medical Debt theonion.com/survey-finds-1-in-3-am… 976378
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation theonion.com/congress-sends-unemplo… 171537165
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialAbilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Stop calling it a climate problem. Call it what it is: organized greed. The planet isn’t dying. It’s being killed for profit. The killers have names. And boardrooms. #ClimateJustice #StopEcocide 17979373272
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026“Hold still, R2—we were supposed to be there 15 minutes ago.” — George Lucas theonion.comGeorge Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum OpeningSAN ANSELMO, CA—Cursing himself for ever thinking “this museum thing” was a good idea, a frantic George Lucas was reportedly hosing a wasp nest out of R2-D2 Monday ahead of the public opening of his n... 7117186
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-… 17110474
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range. 411903278
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-j… 182168210
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026Struggling Americans Forced To Work Extra-Dimensional 4th Shift theonion.com/struggling-americans-f… 131623251
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Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 29/08/2026like yeah, you've been breaking everything up and selling it off and shipping it overseas. for profit! and now it sucks! i think they think the US can still do WWII-style war mobilization mainly because of movies 1292039
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialcolumbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 12/08/2026 2405121
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Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites theonion.com/hhs-replaces-childhood… 371938414
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery] 396146034946
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialRachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The "constant roaring"... "It's like you're in the middle of the airport where the planes are taking off, but they never take off," she said. www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-mu...cbsnews.comElon Musk's data centers are pushing out a family that's owned land since "before people of color were allowed to"A plant in Southaven, Mississippi, that powers Elon Musk's SpaceXAI data centers in the area has sparked backlash from residents concerned about noise and air pollution. 711986988
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026“Every 30 to 60 seconds, our revolutionary heads-up display will prompt wearers to slowly close and then reopen their eyes to create the illusion of natural blinking.” — Mark Zuckerbergtheonion.comNew Meta Glasses Feature Reminds Users To Blink To Appear HumanMENLO PARK, CA—Touting the new software update as a staggering innovation no other wearable technology could offer, CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced Wednesday that Meta’s smart glasses would now remind u... 181632187
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Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026the thing is like public health child literacy civil rights social justice rural poverty once you personally have become rich and successful, those things only matter if you still have the capacity to care deeply about people outside your immediate circle and that is harder than becoming rich 44603834
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Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2026this is how my cat reacts whenever i start bringing him his food he’s insane 573559238
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialGame Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 18/08/2026wolf scholars know nothing about the streets bro 191187372
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside 131999298
clashrat.bsky.social @clashrat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Harry Dubois runs the gambit of queer experiences throughout this whole game 010
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Time to go to work in the shit factory! 223891
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialIGN @ign.com · 12/08/2026An employee at a Cineplex theater in Prince George, British Columbia took matters into their own hands after their workplace didn’t get an official poster for the newest Spidey film. bit.ly/4i5x5t0 713321
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name. 178130412596
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clashrat.bsky.social @clashrat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I'm an Undertale expert, 100% it on my first run 😎 so I think I know very much exactly what I'm talking about 010
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Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211366646
Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2026Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race 415101538
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Reposted by @clashrat.bsky.social˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel 45137824014
