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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everything you need to know about Mike Johnson's character and the GOP's views on sexual harassment can be seen in the way he handled the censure of Chuck Edwards as compared to the way Kevin McCarthy handled Adam Schiff's:
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Among the victims: a collab between USAID and NASA for flood prediction, early warning, disaster readiness, glacier inventories, and mapping dangerous glacial lakes in Nepal. These programs could have helped foresee or mitigate this week's glacial flooding catastrophe. 1000 victims and raising
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clarissasorenson.bsky.social @clarissasorenson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Rapist mentality
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Nova @novakal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They're saying it's the mentality of a rapist, not that he's a rapist. It's melodramatic but an honest reading of that statement will basically never be "Well actually Mister Stancil you're a rapist".
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
while we talk about the RFK's Diarrhea 2026 stuff, don't overlook the fact that there's a dog food recall going on too. unfortunately we don't have a good spokesvehicle for the FDA anymore, so Good Housekeeping will have to do.
goodhousekeeping.com
FDA Announces Nationwide Recall of Popular Dog Food
Check your dog’s food for safety.
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 12/07/2026
harpers.org/archive/2018...
21 Grahams

From descriptions of Donald Trump, stated between 2015 and 2018, by Lindsey Graham, a Republican senator from South Carolina.

A race-baiting, xenophobic bigot
The Islamic State’s “man of the year”
The death of the GOP’s relationship with Hispanic voters
A death blow to the GOP’s relationship with women
The world’s biggest jackass
A wrecking ball
A salesman of fear
A politician whose ideas are gibberish
A politician who is incapable of representing a mattress company
A poor representation of a Republican
A president who is unfit for office
A president who sometimes crosses the line
A Twitter user whose tweets are sometimes beneath the office of the presidency
A man who has a blind spot
A thoughtful person
A good person
A strong person
A golfer with an accurate drive and an athletic swing
A president doing a great job
The best hope in decades for peace
A potential recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If Argentina win you can all learn about a little known missed call from Argentina and England’s history. At the time it was called “the hand of god” but nobody really remembers it anymore because in the pre-VAR era the beauty of a fluid game without stoppages meant fans didn’t dwell on blown calls.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've got an idea: Duel.
Elon Musk and Sam Altman fighting about things both of them are lying about.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 11/07/2026
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clarissasorenson.bsky.social @clarissasorenson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So I'm probably going to be disappointed, but Morocco over France, Norway over England, Belgium over boring boring Spain and the field (Egypt, Columbia or, sigh, Switzerland) against Argentina
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That Gay Guy 💬 @gayguycandleco.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
MICHIGAN DEMOCRATS: If you have already voted for Mallory McMorrow and wish to change your vote, you can contact your local clerk to have your ballot spoiled and a new ballot issued. 🗳️
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Julie Vatabb-Open @unlox.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
there it is
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Graphic design is my passion.
A sign that has two concentric rings of text but it's laid out in a confusing way so it looks like the first sentence is "it's against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth" and the second sentence is "supply alcohol to minors."
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clarissasorenson.bsky.social @clarissasorenson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Conmebol has yet to win a game, with only Argentina and Columbia yet to play their opener? Low numbers or the start of a pattern?
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If I am on the jury for the trial of whoever kills Andrew Tate, I will do my duty without bias and follow the judge's instructions.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Nothing scares me more than me not knowing where something is and going to check the logical place and finding it there. Past me was a better man. Will I ever be him again?
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 08/06/2026
Yooooo remember a couple years ago when those three LA city council members were caught on tape saying a ton of insanely racist stuff and conspiring to gerrymander another council member’s district? That other council member was Nithya Raman. The voting bloc they were trying to split? Renters.
Nury Martinez [00:54:56] Nobody wants a little Armenian love? I mean, they have done anything to us. He's not a problem. Stabilize the valley. Nithya Is not going to get the perfect district. We're not going to give her a renters district. That's what she wants. I told her, that's not happening. You're going to get the district that you're going to get. You're going to have to run, and probably in a district that more than half of them don't know who you are. Go fucking do the work and see if you can get re-elected. But our commitment is not to re-elect her. That's not my commitment, right?
Herrera [00:55:24] No. She wants to rile up the renters to create a base and not do anything for the renters. But she's just got to keep that agitation going.
Nury Martinez [00:55:34] She's not going to get the renters. We're not, we can't give her that.
Kevin De Leon [00:55:37] Because the thing is, is like, for example, CD 1 or CD 14, of course, in the immediate for Gil's reelection. But then Gil has one term. It's not us. It's for Latino strength for the foreseeable future whereas for her, it's not about- it's about just her as an individual.
Gil Cedillo [00:55:55] Right.
Herrera [00:55:56] For for last years,.
Gil Cedillo [00:55:57] She hasn't even, hasn't even endorsed me.
Nury Martinez [00:56:00] Well, we're going to.
Gil Cedillo [00:56:02] She hasn't even endorsed me. [00:56:03]l'm gonna break her. [0.0s]
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Alex Becker @alexcbecker.net · 27/05/2026
"average texan commits 3 crimes per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average texan commits 0 crimes per year. Crimes Paxton, who is attorney general (??) and commits 10,000 crimes per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Rising Sine @sinerising.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Does your local tech company understand consent? > Yes! > Maybe later
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Put some respect on her name.
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Colin Gorrie @colingorrie.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle. It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get. www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...
deadlanguagesociety.com
How far back in time can you understand English?
An experiment in language change
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors. Great work everyone.
The Board of Governors decided, unilaterally, that no published textbook in the field of sociology could be used in compliance with the law for an Intro to Sociology class. None.
Victor: There's not a single existing textbook on the market that could be used that would qualify under state law?
Zachary: Correct.
Victor: I'm sorry, that's kind of funny. Like, the absurdity of not a single sociology textbook getting past the censors. I mean, it makes me kind of proud of our colleagues, but...
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 06/02/2026
another year of us not running a super bowl ad
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John Q. Public @publius24.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
There are many things that have elevated them into a baronial class of “supercitizens,” and it’s an elevation that is antithetical to a healthy democracy. This has been a point critics have been making for ages. I hope seeing ICE unleashed makes clear why they have been.
prospect.org
New Laws Are Turning Police Into ‘Supercitizens’ - The American Prospect
A series of legislative and judicial efforts have removed police oversight from oversight boards and communities.
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⚧ Andi Jay is (gonna be) OK ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @no-spoons-no-forks.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
A knit peach, teal, and white kitten with black eyes resting on an American Airlines seat tray.
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Gen Wojcik @genandgenes.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor? Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark? Now available for free! Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room! Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Picture of shark sculpture by MICA student Mayali Geyling. Picture of shark sculpture by MICA student Mayali Geyling.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 04/11/2025
Heart Mountain xkcd.com/3162/
4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: We haven’t checked in on the geology department for a while. I wonder if they’re doing okay. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail: I’ll go see what they’re up to. (3) [Person 2 opens door to room where a person is gesturing at a projector screen and explaining to two other people] PERSON 3: 49 million years ago, Heart Mountain, Wyoming slid sideways 15 miles like a giant stone hovercraft. (4) PERSON 2 [returning to Person 1]: ...They’re not okay. OFF-PANEL PERSON: Hey, *you* come up with a better explanation!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Stephen Miller says that he wants to build a fascist totalitarian police state. Democrats agree that this is what he wants to do. The truth is more complicated.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Marvin stared at the painting of his great grandfather, who had survived two wars, worked three jobs to support his fourteen children, and eventually died saving a box full of kittens from a fire, and thought to himself, "You know, if I knocked that over, I could sleep on it."
A cat stares at a large framed oval painting of a similar-looking cat in military dress.
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Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvOZ...
youtube.com
SchoolHouse Rock - No More Kings
YouTube video by tennesseejed93
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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Mr Sri Lanka. This is a rare case where I think the outfit would be better without the giant gold snakes around his head. Maybe add a cape, but I think the rest of the outfit (what little of it there is) is so great that he doesn't need the snakes.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Mr Philippines is the only one this year that even comes close to Mr Laos in terms of the giant amazing outfit. It's a very different approach to that kind of look but it's spectacular.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Mr Laos. Just when you though this year was a bit quiet on the insanely huge, bedazzled, symbolic costumes along comes Mr Laos and blows everyone else out of the water. This is insane, but it's also *so* good.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better." Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better. Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand. We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
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Autistic Science Person @autsciperson.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
"When ICE grabbed Rodney, he was in the process of receiving new prosthetic legs. The detention centre is refusing to let him have a day pass to go get them, so his health is declining."
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