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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What I suppose I find interesting about AI conciousness is that the idea's boosters are never, so far as I can tell, asked the question "why are you trying to make a slave"
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Fred Hebert @ferd.ca · 26/09/2026
This is a good example of the substitution myth in automation, applied to software workflows. Coactive work and the integration of various functions is different from the individual functions being doable in isolation.
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Ryan O'Horo @ryanohoro.com · 25/09/2026
Click "Download Full Zip" at the bottom of this page before Flock gets it way. flocksurveillance.org
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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would love an ibreakit dot com that showed you how to physically clip the cameras, mics and outbound telematics out of all sorts of things like TV’s and cars
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Question! Does anyone know where I can find interviews or primary source documents with coal miners or oil patch workers (workers, specifically, not owners!) talking about how they think about climate change, and how it relates to their jobs? Denialism is fine: I'm trying to look at the rhetoric.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Followers! Did you know that for $6 you can get two novella PDFs (70,000 words!) of my Appalachian historical folk horror series, lavishly illustrated by the great @tiffanyturrill.bsky.social? Read pulp fiction! Help me defray the cost of an unexpected insurance bill! www.asherelbein.com/store
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Dorgan @dorgan.ar · 15/09/2026
LFG github.com/elixir-lang/...
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Add comment nodes to Elixir AST by josevalim · Pull Request #15893 · elixir-lang/elixir
This pull request changes the formatter internally so Elixir comments are attached to AST nodes. However, there is no such public API yet, so we can validate and refine the approach before exposing...
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Brian Meeker @brianmeeker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Big thanks to everybody who came out to #ElixirConf lightning talks tonight. My repo for verified pub/sub is available at github.com/CuriousCurmu.... Feedback welcome before I publish the first version of the Hex package. #ElixirLang
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GitHub - CuriousCurmudgeon/verified_pubsub: Builds compile-time checks on top of Phoenix.PubSub, similar to Phoenix.VerifiedRoutes. Define your topics and messages up front and get compile-time valida...
Builds compile-time checks on top of Phoenix.PubSub, similar to Phoenix.VerifiedRoutes. Define your topics and messages up front and get compile-time validation. - CuriousCurmudgeon/verified_pubsub
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/09/2026
Had never seen the term “botlickers” and I’m adopting it immediately. 13/12, no notes
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The pineal gland or parietal eye that regulates time related processes used to be on the outside of our head, sensing light, before evolving to sink back into our skulls where it's surrounded by darkness. It can still sense light, though. It just never gets the chance
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Dorgan @dorgan.ar · 03/09/2026
Do you know of any large open-source elixir codebase? I'm talking in the ballpark of 200k, 300k LOC or more. I often need to test the performance of a change but I don't have a large enough codebase for the measurements to be representative of our user base.
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cinnamon 🐇 🏳️‍⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 31/08/2026
wake up babe new plaintext x86. bovikesque martypc.blogspot.com/2026/08/executable-emoji.html
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Executable Emoji
Warning: This page contains hundreds of emoji. If you're using a screen reader, be sure it doesn't read them all out loud. A whole bunch o...
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Chris Keele 🥁🥁🎉 and 6 others @christhekeele.social · 26/08/2026
Has anyone seen my wardog? Responds to "Havoc"? I swear I left him tied up here only a few minutes ago. Mark hasn't been messing with him, has he? He seemed pretty faded at the kegerator
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
To be fair it is entirely in character for Spider-Man to need a gofundme for legal fees
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 14/08/2026
ordinaryabundance.com
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Ordinary Abundance
A walk through a modern apartment, through the eyes of the people for whom everything in it was new.
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David Bernheisel @david.bernheisel.com · 14/08/2026
New #ElixirLang ERLEF sponsor site is up, hopefully providing much clearer impact sponsors have on the community sponsor.erlef.org If you're at a company that uses the BEAM, send the site to your CFO and give back!
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Support the Erlang Ecosystem Foundation
Sponsorship powers our working groups, security advisories, and the events the BEAM community runs on.
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Brett Codes @brettcodes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wrote an essay about why I'm done using AI for coding, even if it costs me my job and career: brettcodes.com/im-done-usin... The basic gist is: AI made me a worse, apathetic programmer. I think it's bad for humanity, the planet, and the craft of software engineering. And I'm done using it.
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I'm done using AI
Why I'm stopping using AI for coding (and anything else) after using it earnestly for a year and coming to understand the harms it causes on personal, societal, and environmental levels.
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German Velasco @germsvel.com · 13/08/2026
This blog post by @whatyouhi.de is amazing. The best explanation of GenStage I've seen. andrealeopardi.com/posts/gensta... #ElixirLang
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Elixir's GenStage Demand (a Visual Explainer)
Concurrency gives us more workers; demand tells us when to stop sending them work. This is what I want to point people to when we talk about "demand".
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matthew @pahuski.com · 10/08/2026
The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition
Ad in The Onion: a stock photo of a man holding his neck in pain, with the United Healthcare logo and the text: “Walk it off.”
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 11/08/2026
I didn’t even see this had been announced. I was lead writer on this one! And Saber replaced me with ChatGPT midway through development. All the passenger voices were AI too. Either they changed direction at some point or they’re not disclosing it on Steam
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Rideshare "Stimulator" - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games
YouTube video by PlayStation
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Anna Meier @annameier.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you have so much work to do that you feel you need AI in order to get it all done: you don't. You need a union.
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Justin @jaffray.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
just had a very productive call with dijkstra. goto is back on the table
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
cool github.com/matheuscamar...
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GitHub - matheuscamarques/pon_beam: PON-BEAM is a complete re-architecture of the Erlang/OTP Virtual Machine (ERTS — Erlang Run-Time System) using the Notification-Oriented Paradigm (PON)
PON-BEAM is a complete re-architecture of the Erlang/OTP Virtual Machine (ERTS — Erlang Run-Time System) using the Notification-Oriented Paradigm (PON) - matheuscamarques/pon_beam
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Chris Keele 🥁🥁🎉 and 6 others @christhekeele.social · 27/07/2026
I have an Elixir macro with five (5) significant lines of code (150 characters). The project contains 1,500 lines of tests, documentation, examples, and tooling around it.
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Injustice 2 Power Girl
Alt: Power Girl from the video game Injustice 2 sarcastically saying "Sure, that helps justify it."
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Chris Keele 🥁🥁🎉 and 6 others @christhekeele.social · 24/07/2026
So wild to watch teens use LLMs as personal journals/diaries. That's literally where we keep Tom Marvelo Riddle
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JCorvinus @jcorvinus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
man talking to computer meme:
Man: "Review my codebase"
Computer: ">OH MY GOD."
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hayleigh @hayleigh.dev · 21/07/2026
are there any gleam sympthatic orgs in london that might donate some space for a meetup next month 👀 what if we made it atproto flavoured 👁️👄👁️
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serena (𝑂𝑓𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒) @serena.nz · 16/07/2026
banger collection. i would like to humbly submit: serena.nz/writing/the-...
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I Don’t Care if A.I. is So Good We Can’t Tell it’s Not Human. That’s Not The Point.
Summary not available.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Childhood... A kid eats a bug and another boy points out "yop this kid's eating a bug! A bunch of boys gather around him and chant "GO! GO! GO! GO!" 

Adulthood... A man points to a man on a computer and says "yo, this guy's having a protracted mental breakdown online." A bunch of guys gather around him and chant "GO! GO! GO! GO!"
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Evan Czaplicki @acadia.engineering · 06/07/2026
New Elm release today! 🎉 0.19.2 🥳 Incremental builds of 850k lines of Elm in <350ms. Gearing up for a batch of smaller releases as we head towards Elm 1.0. elm-lang.org/news/faster-...
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Ettore Berardi @ettomatic.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We’re #hiring a Senior Software Engineer (Elixir) to join my team at the BBC. Come build scalable Elixir systems used by millions. Happy to answer any questions by DM. careers.bbc.co.uk/job/Senior-S... #ElixirLang #jobs
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Senior Software Engineer
Senior Software Engineer
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the hello human resources meme, but it's about where you can legally bring a gun (which is everywhere but the supreme court, I guess)
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wariziles @riziles.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
easy to forget
xkcd experts
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Andy LeClair @andyleclair.dev · 24/06/2026
Hey if you think this is cool, you could hire me! I'm VERY good at #ElixirLang Clickhouse, Ecto, and other things! That's right, your boy here is seeking a new role, please reach out if you are hiring strong backend engineers to work on interesting problems
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Chris Keele 🥁🥁🎉 and 6 others @christhekeele.social · 23/06/2026
AoEII is as-human as LLMs: arxiv.org/abs/2605.31514
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If LLMs Have Human-Like Attributes, Then So Does Age of Empires II
Much research has been carried out on large language models (LLMs) and LLM-powered agentic workflows. However, many works within the field state emergence of, ascribe to, or assume, generalised anthro...
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Mel Andrews @bayesianboy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When utilized in literature review, LLMs consistently 1. fail to mention female authors in female-led literatures, 2. insist that men are more influential or more heavily cited when this is contradicted by objective citation counts, and 3. attribute women’s work to hallucinated male scholars.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Texas is about to authorize the spreading of potentially radiactive, PFAS-filled oilfield wastewater on Texas farmland, ranchland and riverland — and you'll have no way to know if it ended up on the food you’re eating or the dust blowing through your kid’s school. Here's how to tell them not to.
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Keep Toxic Waste Off Texas Farmland – Future Heist
Comment by June 16. The government of Texas is about to authorize the spreading of treated oilfield wastewater on Texas farmland, ranchland, and near rivers. On
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andrew blinn @disconcision.com · 08/06/2026
We’re doing a user study to find out how adding always-on live values alongside code effects writing and debugging experiences for functional programming. See reply for sign-up details
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Adolfo Neto @adolfoneto.elixiremfoco.com · 07/06/2026
Elixir v1.20 released: now a gradually typed language #ElixirLang elixir-lang.org/blog/2026/06...
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Elixir v1.20 released: now a gradually typed language
From Elixir v1.20, every program is now gradually type checked in search for verified bugs and typing violations.
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Brittany Trang @brittanytrang.com · 02/06/2026
If an inaccuracy has made its way into your doctor's notes because they were using an AI scribe, please email me at brittany.trang@statnews.com! I am a health AI reporter and would love to talk to you about this problem!
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
literally the only "public toilets issue" that should exist in political discourse is that there fucking aren't any any more.
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Amber 🌸 @shimmermathlabs.com · 27/05/2026
my soul is a safetensor. it's literally a pickle. it's on the blockchain with ads. it's literally in protobufs. you can probably find it in a wad file. dude it's a nix flake. it's a cbor original. you can see it in markdown on github. you can go to github and see it. log on to github right now.
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Isaac COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! @retromonkeyart.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Pick it up
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 27/05/2026
There are hot inner loops in your area!
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Rising Sine @sinerising.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Does your local tech company understand consent? > Yes! > Maybe later
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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
GitHub switching status page default language to German in order to return to five neins
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Maarten Paulusse @maartenp.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Tired of AI hype posts? You might like my sober assessment of whether AI-generated summaries are suitable for studying and research. Spoiler alert, they are not. The text is primarily aimed at students and researchers, but has much broader relevance. So share freely!: www.tue.nl/en/our-unive...
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Are AI-generated summaries suitable for studying and research?
Despite didactic, ethical, and environmental concerns, the use of GenAI is on the rise in academia. For most applications, the jury is still out on whether and how they will benefit education and rese...
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