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Chris

@chrispychris.bsky.social
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Human, despite my appearance I am occasionally an asshole. Sorry, please, CALL ME OUT and I will probably apologize. I will not answer followup questions.

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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These are growing in my south Pennsylvania lawn. Any idea what they are?
A 4 inch orange tentacle-looking thing, and a smaller one with the tip removed and it's hollow.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A red rose and several purple morning glories
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Samantha Mash @samanthamash.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Coming up on having Pom for about three weeks. Her vet says her health is looking pretty good and Alexei is well too! My roommate and I were talking about how we accidentally got alternate world Seti and Maddie and it made me feel so happy🥹
Orange and white male 4 month old kitten laying on and lookup up at a medium length haired 4monthbold kitten who is asleep
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My manager has asked me more than once if I have used AI to code. No, I like coding.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Watching music videos with wife Me: You pick next Wife: I gave you the remote Me: "Roku, find remote" remote pings, in wife's hand
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mercy reaching
A gray and white cat, standing on her hind legs against a storm door, with her right paw above her head, reaching for... a bug, but it looks like she is reaching for a light post across the street
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
These two
A tabby cat and a brown dog, lying on a rug, with sunlight from the east window across them.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Cats got spayed 4 days ago and have to wear e-collars Tonight Grace (the tabby) trained me to scratch her ears when she puts both paws in my face. It's confusing though, because she puts 1 paw on my mouth when I'm too loud. Now that I've typed this I see the difference clever girl
On the left, a small cat with gray and white fur and on the right, a gray tabby are drinking from a water bowl. Both cats are wearing e-collars. The collar prevents the cat from licking the incision after spaying. It also makes it impossible for them to scratch their ears or face, or clean most of their head or torso. 
I scratch their head and neck for them several times a day and anytime I see them trying to do it themselves. 
Grace, the tabby, follows me everywhere and sits on my lap whenever possible. Tonight, Grace started putting both her paws in front of my face when I stopped scratching, and put them down when I scratched. Training succeeded 
If I talk, sing or laugh loudly Grace rubs her nose against mine, and if that doesn't work, she will put a paw to my lips. 
Grace is smarter than me.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you don't like a post maybe don't do a snarky repost because the rest of us didn't see. Maybe we've already figured out the poster sucks.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I can smell the smoke a little today, like after a house fire.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My wife says the wildfire smoke smells bad but I got nothing. I don't smell landfills, at least the 2 we occasionally drive past. Fortunately I can still smell Sulphur and mercaptan.
The clearest part of the sky near York Pennsylvania has a few small clouds against a light blue sky, surrounded by gray haze. There is part of a finger blocking the lower left corner.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"Did you know that you can just do things without having to tell people first?" a phrase I fight not to say dozens of times every day
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When I used to travel a lot for work, 1 time my wife started to joke that I probably had a girlfriend in every town, but she stopped and said, "Who am I kidding. There might be 1 other person who can put up with you and you should leave her for your son to date."
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When the kids asked "Are we there yet" I'd say "yep, hop out anytime" driving on the highway
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Sometimes I think without doing things
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
‘don’t give him any money he’s just going to spend it on drugs’ okay and??? you don’t give someone a gift and then harass them about what they’re allowed to do with it weirdo
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Dumb people believe in conspiracies because it’s the only way for them to “know more” than everyone else.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Back from the emergency vet after the S hook for Peep's rabies tag punctured Jameson's eye lid. They were playing and Jameson started yipping, we tried to separate them until we saw the hook. I had to get a tool from our neighbor to cut the hook before we went to the vet. Jameson's eye will be okay
A tan and white Beagle with an e-collar, sitting on a dog bed, facing away from the camera.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Peep likes to chew the Chewy box
A dog chewing the corner of a cardboard box that says "Chewy" on the side
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Turtle walking through my front yard just now
A turtle in grass
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Peep is visiting us from York county SPCA to see if she will get along with Jameson and the kittens. Peep is afraid of the kittens but otherwise she is settling in. ycspca.org
A brown dog with white toes and chest, and black around eyes and mouth, sits on a ceramic tile floor.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cat check point My latest pic of Grace
My friend, and gray tabby, Grace
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cat check. Post like scoob said
A gray and white kitten looking out a window.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Atop a blanket with images of dog faces, lies a gray and white kitten touching a Beagle mix.  On the other side of the dog is a gray tabby kitten with her head nestled against the dog's back.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is Louis. I have sublet half my sink to him. He has taken care of the fruitfly issue and has been the best tenenat ever.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
We saw you from across the rooom and wanted to say ruin a movie by pronouncing 'could a depressed person do this' and removing a letter to help a hamburger "I'm still punk" I say...
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
women who hate men generally just hate what men have done to them whereas men who hate women mostly just hate what women won’t do for them the difference is crucial
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
How it started / how it's going
A message from Django's trainer when we first got him that he needs special aggression training or to be put down Django lying on his back with a front paw straight in the air, looking docile af
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 10/04/2026
I think a lot of people don't realize that the lifelong trauma from bullying isn't necessarily a direct result of the bullying itself so much of it is the dehumanization you feel when no one around you lifts a finger to help, or even comforts you
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
WTF can't I block posts with images that don't have alt text?
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Doctor The Frog @skipbidder.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Do you prefer liking things or reposting them? Like for reposting. Repost for liking.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Can a dynamic price change between when I take an item off the shelf and when I get to the register?
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This little guy is so photogenic when he wants something. This looks is, "Bella told me to start asking you to go out 1 hour before I need to". Now he's waiting while I post this.
Jameson, a Beagle mix dog sitting and staring at me. He's been like this for 10 minutes.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Don't mind the laundry, Mercy doesn't.
A gray and white cat is lying on the clothes spilled onto the floor from a hamper tipped on its side.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
My last picture of Lucky. Blind from uveodermatologic at 6. Cushing's at 13 Vestibular disease at 14 No matter, he kept going. Mercy comforted Lucky today.
A siberian husky lying on his side on a dog bed with a gray and white kitten lying next to him, touching.
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Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.myatproto.social · 02/02/2026
If you’re posting names with stars in them you are circumventing people’s mute words
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I didn't see this when it was posted but this is beautiful. Thank you.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
About 4 inches in York county Pennsylvania
Cone flower heads with a couple inches of snow on top in the foreground and snow covered trees in the background with a field of snow in between.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Oct 27, stepdaughter found 2 "stray" kittens and gave them to us. I like cats and I had 1 when I met wife. Wife has not had cats. 1 has FeLV and we are keeping them separated until the other's vax is done. The dogs are confused, but are getting along with new siblings.
Beagle mix dog on a couch, under a blanket, with a gray tabby sitting on the blanket. Husky mix laying on a dog bed with a kitten, white with gray on her head and back. Mercy, the kitten likes to snuggle with Lucky. Lucky doesn't like when Mercy "makes biscuits" but only high-pitch barks.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Been getting a phone call from a different phone number every day for 2 weeks about a loan offer but when I ask about the loan provider they hang up. Doesn't seem like a good way to run a scam.
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Louise Ting @neuro-observant.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Neurotypical person: writes email, moves on with their life Me, autistic: - Write email - Read email - Delete half of it because too much detail - Add some of it back “just in case” - Overthink periods & exclamation marks - Triple-check tone, punctuation & pleasantries - Send with major anxiety
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Jameson waiting for mom to come home from work #Dogs
A Beagle mix sitting on our sun porch, looking away from the camera, toward the door where we enter our house.
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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 14/10/2025
I'm currently booking seats on a Venezuelan off shore fishing expedition for billionaires only
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
yes, Jay loves WAFFLES: Weak Ass Fascists Fomenting Loser Energy Shit
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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I hate people. And I say that knowing full well that I am, in fact, a people.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Jameson at home #DogsOfBluesky
A Beagle mix dog looking at the camera with his head turned to his right. Behind him on his right, leaning against a brick wall, is a "dog ladder" with the letters D-O-G-S down one side. On the rungs of the ladder are cutouts of 3 different dogs, 1 dog bone shape, and a dog house shape. 
Behind Jameson on his left is a board that says "Welcome" and has paw prints painted top and bottom.
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
My wife is sweet and funny
Text exchange with my wife 

Wife: Yes you are a robot.  I just wasn't sure how to break the news to you ...lol.
Thats why your so smart. 

Me: Did someone give me to you as a gift, or were you drunk when you bought me?

Wife: You were assigned to me by the government.. they said im too  fucking crazy without you !! 

Me: I cost $0 and worth it 

Wife: Definatley worth it
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Jameson on a walk and a couple of things we saw #DogsOfBluesky
A Beagle mix standing on a dirt path, looking back at me.A tree trunk with a bump that someone used as a shelf to hold a brightly painted oval rock, about 2 inches across A yellow feather with black tip, upright, with the quill in the ground
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Chris @chrispychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Jameson at Woofstock www.centralpaanimalalliance.org/woofstock #DogsOfBluesky
Beagle mix dog walking toward the camera
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