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I reminisce about Beavis and Butt-Head more than most people. Probably currently typing things into a Linux terminal. Signal: chrisdriscoll.99

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an armored personnel carrier full of cats @hex.ooo · 18h
so good
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
doing some more scanning tonight, here are a few more photos that i thought were pretty neat
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🍔 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/tall-order-99527598
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 22/09/2026
Why do all drinks that are supposed to be shaken hide the SHAKE WELL text in a random place on the bottle!? PUT THAT IN BIG TEXT AS:LDKJASD
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928
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Finally playing through Control and yeah, it's real good.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐕 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/all-bark-132436320
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 17/09/2026
How do I roll my Steam account value into my 401k?
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Top 5 fails from my first book, “Failure.” My latest book, "Fun," hits Kickstarter Sept 22! Go to ✨ mrlovensteinpresents.com ✨ and I'll let you know when it drops and hook you up with a FREE enamel pin.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 15/09/2026
Look, in my opinion, Coyote vs. Acme isn't even good enough for Who Framed Roger Rabbit's table scraps.
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
just trying to enjoy my sweet small life :-)
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🧠 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/mind-body-84972760
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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The Enterprise in Star Trek Original Series is such a clunker. It's constantly in disrepair or out of power and the crew hardly ever knows what's wrong with it.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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The Quigadook @quiggy.itch.io · 08/09/2026
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (2026)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It is possible to use a The Legend of Zelda cartridge to unlock the world selection option in Super Mario Bros., by swapping the cartridges without turning off the NES and performing specific actions in The Legend of Zelda before swapping back.
How to use The Legend of Zelda to unlock a world selection option in Super Mario Bros.
First, start up the Super Mario Bros. cartridge. This is necessary to set memory address 07FF to the value A5. TLOZ will not overwrite it, and SMB will need it to be A5 later.
Cartridge swap Super Mario Bros. to The Legend of Zelda. Do not turn off the power, instead just swap the cartridges and use Reset to make the console start the new game. TLOZ will be used to write a specific value to memory.
Start a new file and buy the blue candle.* You will need literally no other item, just the 60 rupees to buy it.
This is used to access the Level 8 dungeon. *Go right one screen, up two screens, and right six screens from the start to find the shop that sells it.
With the blue candle, open up Level 8**, and go to the room directly left of the entrance. This sets memory address 07FC to 20, which unlocks the level select in SMB.
**Go left one screen and down one screen from the blue candle shop and burn the conspicuous single tree.
Cartridge swap back to Super Mario Bros. Super Mario Bros. will look for A5 at 07FF, which it set itself earlier, and 20 at 07FC, which The Legend of Zelda just set, to unlock the level select.
Now, pressing B on the title screen will cycle through all worlds, allowing you to start the game on any of them, e.g. World 8-1. This would normally be accessed by beating the game, but this trick bypasses it.
For more details and an in-depth explanation, please see the video by YouTube user @MrCheeze at youtu.be/Ie_gyHG8hAU
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 04/09/2026
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Jen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A murmuration of starlings above Sardinia, Italy. One of my favorite natural phenomena.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐶 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/09/02/boof
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 31/08/2026
I think I've become 'hates the amount of CG in movies' years old.
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Man stands at a grocery store self-checkout machine with his groceries. The screen on the self-check asks the customer “Got any fun plans for the weekend? tap yes or no.” It’s likely he will tap no
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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MRSPOURS @mrspours.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
2026 MN State Fair Crop Art entry "Witness" based on pStar Tribune photograph by Leila Navi with MPR reporter Sam Stroiza.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Would you get their autograph?
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two bored-looking giant alien lice from the movie Cloverfield are sitting at a table with a paper coffee cup and a newsletter signup sheet on it. One louse is on its phone, the other sighs. Panel 2: the lice are sitting at a booth for celebrity signings at a fan convention (called Kooky Con). Seated at the tables on either side of the lice are actors Susan Sarandon and Ke Huy Quan. Each of the other celebrities are chatting with a line of fans at their respective tables. The lice gaze into space.
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Heknitt @heknitt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
With all due respect 🌸 #whimsical #cottagecoreaesthetic #spookyvibes #frog
Knitted frog wearing a white sweater saying “fuck 🌸 you” Close up From the side
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Darryn Bonthuys @darranged.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good morning.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
how I look driving on the best day of my life
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Nightcrawler Lou Bloom Driving
Alt: Jake Gyllenhaal driving at night looking haggard as hell in the film Nightcrawler
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Installer. Secret Panel HERE 🧙‍♂️ tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/08/09/the-installer
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Steve Harvey presents the Miss Universe awards on stage, standing in front of bright lights and a lineup of Miss Universe contestants from different countries. Steve, reading from a card, says, “the new Miss Universe is…” Panel 2: “Xugrulon Prime!” A tearful alien is bestowed with a crown and bouquet of flowers as confetti falls around her. Panel 3: back home on xugrulon prime, her family proudly celebrates in front of their TV set. Two of them embrace, another is taking a video on their phone, and a little larval baby with a pacifier sits among them.
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