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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑

@chrisdriscoll.com
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I reminisce about Beavis and Butt-Head more than most people. Probably currently typing things into a Linux terminal. Signal: chrisdriscoll.99

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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 19/09/2026
Used magic eraser in Google Photos to see how well it removed non-Patricks :)
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 08/06/2026
I am likely ruined by many years of The Internet, but brain saw this as a butt.
Brown seat back in a train or something and also maybe looks like a butt
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 04/06/2026
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 14/05/2026
I think this would go well under:
PIZZA Slut sign from Portland, OR
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 09/05/2026
It's Saturday morning and I am yet again trapped for an unknown amount of time
One white and one black and white dog sitting on the couch with me on either side of my legs trapping me
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 01/05/2026
It's often relaxing to just lay back and give the dog some good scratches :)
me with my lhasa apso on the couch, giving him head and belly scratches
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 11/04/2026
Every time they mention Elpis in Resident Evil 9: Requiem:
Chris Farley El Nino skit gif where he says, "I am El Nino" but the Nino is changed to Pis, hence "Elpis"
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 27/03/2026
Look at this cute little asshole that was barking his head off at us with our dogs at the park.
Brown squirrel in a leafless tree looking at the camera
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 27/03/2026
Dogs:
Two Lhasa Apso dogs, one black and white; the other, white
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 22/03/2026
PIZZA Slut neon sign
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 21/03/2026
Pretty good train driver dude
A photo of me fake-conducting the train, "Peggy" at the Oregon Zoo
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 15/01/2026
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
Ballistics PC game cover art.  Futuristic gliding motorcycle-esque things.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 03/10/2025
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 30/08/2025
Stylin'
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 25/08/2025
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 15/08/2025
Seems like a solid list of games to me :)
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 23/04/2025
I had to see what ChatGPT would create:
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 04/03/2025
"Hello sir, will you please throw this toy for me?"
Lhasa Apso with a black and white face holding a small squirrel toy in his mouth
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 28/02/2025
Made an album cover from a picture of the dogs #dogs #dogsky:
Black and white album cover of two Lhasa Apso dogs in a grass yard, LHASA BOYZ STRAIGHT OUTTA THE BACK YARD with a parental advisory label
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 14/02/2025
"Mom, I've finally made it - I'm in the NBA and have my own trading card!" "Oh, son, that's wonderful, can I see the photo on the card?"
Jack Haley Topps Stadium Club card.  He's in a yellow Lakers jersey, number 54.  Rather unflattering photo of him, arms above his head under the basket with his mouth agape
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 13/02/2025
Puppy was geared up for sub zero temps this morning (sorry for zoomed-in blocky photo) #dogsky #dog:
Black and white Lhasa Apso puppy in a blue and black dog coat and black dog booties
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 30/01/2025
Pup using his paw to play with some dried plant stuff. Looks like a salute! #dogsky #dogpics #lhasaapso
Picture of our black and white Lhasa puppy chewing on dry plant matter while laying in the grass.  His right front paw is raised, looking like a salute
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 23/01/2025
Been hearing a lot about Bethesda games, figured I should finally check one out:
Photo of me holding a boxed copy of Wayne Gretzky Hockey 2 for the PC, from Bethesda Softworks
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 15/01/2025
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 06/01/2025
Was going to try updating via Linux, but can't even download the executable, heh:
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 10/12/2024
Hello can someone identify this invasive plant I found on my lunch walk
Image of grass with a cheap fidget spinner
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 10/12/2024
mario_oh_nooo.mp3
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 07/12/2024
New pup, who dis
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 19/11/2024
You want to throw the most outrageous party for your chickens? Get yourself some ...
A product for chicken water feeders called "poultry nipples".
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 05/11/2024
Yeah, but are you here yet:
Screenshot from Peggle with the text, "ULTRA EXTREME FEVER"
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 26/10/2024
@jeffgerstmann.com I thought it's at least kind of funny if you consider that this image is Freddy's reaction to playing the game, throwing his hands up in disgust:
Title screen from Nightmare on Elm Street for the NES.  An 8-bit rendering of the Freddy Krueger character.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 16/09/2024
It's post a random game in your collection Saturday This bootleg-ass Genesis Eliminate Down cartridge from a Goodwill random Genesis game auction thing.
Eliminate Down Genesis cartridge that is definitely fake looking
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 20/07/2024
Oh, no shit?
Headline from Reuters: Crowd strike update that caused global outage likely skipped checks, experts say
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 06/05/2024
There's so much wasted space in the Android weather application :(. Have to swipe up to get to more weather details.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 08/09/2023
Smug nerdy looking guy (glasses, floral button shirt, white pants, sneakers) in front of a retro computer setup with two CRT monitors.  The caption says, "Got dual monitors up in this BITCH."
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 19/08/2023
Vice grip lookin' surprised AF.
Blue vice grip attached to a tool cabinet.  One arm of the vice grip looks similar to a surprised face with one of the vice grip pad attachment screws looking like an eye, and there's a section under the pad for holding a pipe that resembles an open, surprised, mouth.  This "face" appears surprised at its "reflection", which is merely the other vice grip head.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 28/07/2023
Probably not a mushroom cloud in the distance. Probably..
Looking outside a back green yard, a large cloud looms over houses with the crest of the cloud lit up orange by the sun.  It resembles a mushroom cloud from a large explosion (maybe nuclear).
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