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I reminisce about Beavis and Butt-Head more than most people. Probably currently typing things into a Linux terminal. Signal: chrisdriscoll.99

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an armored personnel carrier full of cats @hex.ooo · 10/10/2026
so good
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 06/10/2026
I hang my head in shame as I realize I am not a professional user of mustard.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 06/10/2026
Are you streaming from another machine, or native? My bad if you already mentioned and I missed it :)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
doing some more scanning tonight, here are a few more photos that i thought were pretty neat
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🍔 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/tall-order-99527598
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 23/09/2026
It's tough, but I bet you provided a great life for her.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 22/09/2026
Why do all drinks that are supposed to be shaken hide the SHAKE WELL text in a random place on the bottle!? PUT THAT IN BIG TEXT AS:LDKJASD
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 22/09/2026
Finally playing through Control and yeah, it's real good.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐕 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/all-bark-132436320
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 21/09/2026
Is that a Titleist?
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 20/09/2026
That cat's just livin' life
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 19/09/2026
Used magic eraser in Google Photos to see how well it removed non-Patricks :)
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 17/09/2026
How do I roll my Steam account value into my 401k?
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Top 5 fails from my first book, “Failure.” My latest book, "Fun," hits Kickstarter Sept 22! Go to ✨ mrlovensteinpresents.com ✨ and I'll let you know when it drops and hook you up with a FREE enamel pin.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 15/09/2026
Look, in my opinion, Coyote vs. Acme isn't even good enough for Who Framed Roger Rabbit's table scraps.
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 15/09/2026
I didn't see any obvious link for model files from Valve, but I bet there will be some 3d print files that'd be good with TPU filament
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
just trying to enjoy my sweet small life :-)
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 11/09/2026
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Alt: pointer mouse cursor circling around the Windows Recycle Bin (full) icon against a blue background
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 11/09/2026
I can't wait to print pie charts!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🧠 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/mind-body-84972760
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 10/09/2026
This is a post title on the McDonalds subreddit with a boring-ass photo of a burger that @packbenpack.bsky.social reposts with, "awesome."
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 10/09/2026
The Enterprise in Star Trek Original Series is such a clunker. It's constantly in disrepair or out of power and the crew hardly ever knows what's wrong with it.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 09/09/2026
Personally, I would've opted for 'Food tube', but hey, that's just me.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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The Quigadook @quiggy.itch.io · 08/09/2026
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (2026)
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 08/09/2026
Giants: Citizen Kabuto
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 08/09/2026
Eager to check it out!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It is possible to use a The Legend of Zelda cartridge to unlock the world selection option in Super Mario Bros., by swapping the cartridges without turning off the NES and performing specific actions in The Legend of Zelda before swapping back.
How to use The Legend of Zelda to unlock a world selection option in Super Mario Bros.
First, start up the Super Mario Bros. cartridge. This is necessary to set memory address 07FF to the value A5. TLOZ will not overwrite it, and SMB will need it to be A5 later.
Cartridge swap Super Mario Bros. to The Legend of Zelda. Do not turn off the power, instead just swap the cartridges and use Reset to make the console start the new game. TLOZ will be used to write a specific value to memory.
Start a new file and buy the blue candle.* You will need literally no other item, just the 60 rupees to buy it.
This is used to access the Level 8 dungeon. *Go right one screen, up two screens, and right six screens from the start to find the shop that sells it.
With the blue candle, open up Level 8**, and go to the room directly left of the entrance. This sets memory address 07FC to 20, which unlocks the level select in SMB.
**Go left one screen and down one screen from the blue candle shop and burn the conspicuous single tree.
Cartridge swap back to Super Mario Bros. Super Mario Bros. will look for A5 at 07FF, which it set itself earlier, and 20 at 07FC, which The Legend of Zelda just set, to unlock the level select.
Now, pressing B on the title screen will cycle through all worlds, allowing you to start the game on any of them, e.g. World 8-1. This would normally be accessed by beating the game, but this trick bypasses it.
For more details and an in-depth explanation, please see the video by YouTube user @MrCheeze at youtu.be/Ie_gyHG8hAU
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 04/09/2026
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Jen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A murmuration of starlings above Sardinia, Italy. One of my favorite natural phenomena.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐶 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/09/02/boof
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 03/09/2026
Fair :) Apologies for my snark.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 02/09/2026
Why choose DLSS at all when it's vendor-locked?
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWg... Always a fun watch.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 31/08/2026
I think I've become 'hates the amount of CG in movies' years old.
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑 @chrisdriscoll.com · 30/08/2026
Did you lean it from Ian's Shoelace Site? What's this method you speak of?
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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