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ghoulnoise @ghoulnoise.com · 10/10/2026
psa...
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Having played both I’d go Control first. Dawnwalker is very fun though.
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lying about your height on your dating app? Weak. I’m going to lie about my height on my tombstone.
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s actually because of Tolkien that the plural form is “milves”
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sexy singles in your area are waiting to chat with YOU about Swan Boy
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
turn your used popes into CASH today!!!
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is Fred, she is a seven year old kitten (which functions more like a class and not necessarily strictly an age)
A fluffy brown tabby cat fully asleep, belly out, in a beam of sunlight.
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dense stones beat stones for pockets heavy stones near me
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(Wisely) all I know is that I know nothing about Swan Boy
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People have been debating the question of "who the real predator is" in Primetime. I would have thought the answer was obvious, that it's the giant lion that is perpetually stalking the show's set, but I guess some people were too taken in by Pattinson's magnetism to notice.
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(a legion of slavering ghouls are pounding on your door and demanding flesh, yours in particular) why are you arbitrarily locking your door. So random
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get online right now if you want some websites
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/01/2026
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I need it to be winter already. I need it to be pitch black at 4 and everything frozen and snowed over and still as death while everyone is huddled inside dealing with seasonal depression. then I can sip a nice hot coffee and go “ahhh” real loud
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ah man I think there’s a baby Nope monster in my garage
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
nightmarish
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It was 4 years ago
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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you’re fucked up like me he’s appropriate volume jay hawkins.
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
From lived experience three cats turns on wild wasteland
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If we all juke to one side at the same time…
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We have to post with such volume that it gets surfaced in search results: there is a setting that makes jerking off with the shock gloves safe and more pleasurable
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just a little shake to get some drippings; the rest? That’s God’s.
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
will I be frisked for weapons at the dinner with God
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Latest update allows you to open and browse bluesky while you drive
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
hmm
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was in a sketch group for a while where the director would get Extremely Mad if you called one of our silly little skits a silly little skit
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have elected not to trap Dolly Parton’s spirit in a gemstone
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think it’s us and cows right now (with a big assist from us), but I think we can get another species into the game
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m teaching more animals to pollute
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 15/08/2026
you cant convince me that Chairman Kaga is played by an actor, he's real and so is Kitchen Stadium. In 2026, you can only get to Kitchen Stadium through the sewers of kabukicho like in the Yakuza games I just know it
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 15/08/2026
"Got mental problems? Addicted to obscure substances? Paid too much attention in histoy class? I'm Warren Zevon, and you may be entitled to some bitchin' rock music"
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A core tenet of the rich subconscious is “I don’t have to pay for that; I’m rich!"
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I could easily defeat Rudy Giuliani’s father in a fight
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What are you doing the splits for, to meet guys?
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh boy, I’m just so tired of all these Star Wars
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Importantly, with the man’s consent
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
but this is my therapy letting the body hit the floor
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Woke Zero: Origins
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
guys it says my application to YOU WILL NEVER BELONG club is “pending!”
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
He said he was for it
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I will be doing my own research thank you very much
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
he’s playing Tingle
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
teach the conctroversy
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That’s negative thinking
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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
(sweating and pacing around) no see if you think about it the first two panels *can’t* be diegetic or else Noel wouldn’t be doing that
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laura “Skeleton” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
reading more blood meridian where the judge lays out his perspective on the world and it’s like man chill out you sound like sephiroth
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Friday at last…
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