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Chewbanza

@chewbanza.myatproto.social
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 1h
Average... Minnesota Starbucks Distance: 1.91 miles Starbucks Order Price: $7.00 Gas Price: $4.37 per gallon Gas Efficiency: 27.5 miles per gallon Mileage Saved Skipping "One Less Trip to Starbucks": 47.87 miles Monthly Minnesota Mileage: 1492 miles Yeah, I don't think that'll solve the gas crisis.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 11h
great news, fam—they finally found a way to make hard seltzer without the alcohol
Non-alcoholic white claw
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 1h
important announcement!!!
an 8-bit poster design from Beagle Screens for the Apple II. Y'know one of those funny banner making programs. A man stands against a blue background holding a large sign that says "Titties". He is smiling in a self-satisfied sort of way, as you do.
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 4h
Arizona and Virginia, both of which are governed by Democrats, are ending Medicaid coverage of care for trans youth, Transitics has learned. The bans, which go into effect on October 13th, mark the most significant Democratic capitulation to Trump's anti-trans demands yet. Cowards.
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Democrat-led Arizona, Virginia Quietly End Medicaid Coverage of Care for Trans Youth, Acquiescing to Trump Demands
The policy changes, which go into effect on October 13th, see Arizona and Virginia join Kansas as states where Democrats have needlessly opted to restrict Medicaid coverage of gender-affirming care.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 9h
pretty purple lady Valrika (fantasian)
Drawing of Valrika from Fantasian
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Costélinha (Não sei quando vou abrir encomendas de novo kskkks) @costelinhadougref.bsky.social · 5h
*whispers seductively in your ear* free puerto rico *leaves*
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🎃 haunted iiro 🎃 @iiroomf99.bsky.social · 9h
so you’re telling me i have to come up with meal ideas for the rest…… of my life?
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Feo Ul Stan Account @feo-ul.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
how life genuinely feels when u get that commission wip email
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 7h
People do not understand how men who are white supremacists can have wives who are women of color and I need folks to realize that those men see their wives as subordinate property and not equals. These men are foaming at the mouth to bring back quadroon balls.
Screencap from Invincible: "I do love your mother, but she's more like a pet to me."
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LITTLE FREAK ALERT @rouxmf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
chocobo overhaul
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Emmurder Killwell えま @emmakidwell.bsky.social · 7h
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Erik C. Jones @ecfnj.bsky.social · 7h
Wow fuck this.
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2 "Commissions Open" Sips @twosipsofbleach.bsky.social · 8h
wide girl wednesday #182
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 20h
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 21h
left to lie in decay 🍄🌿 #pixelart #mdwc26d6
pixel art by Zoë Treez - 2026 

a slumped over figure sits in grass with mushrooms growing from then and long hair covering their face.
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ℌ𝔒𝔗 𝔇𝔒𝔊𝔖 ℜ𝔈𝔐𝔄ℑ𝔑 @rommath.bsky.social · 9h
halfbody comm for @xolrit.bsky.social 💎✨
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Near-SH0T-CALLERS-BRAWLERS @nearsh0t.blacksky.app · 10h
Clynsdale #sketch #doodle #nearsh0t
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
Seattle rocks

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I'm just flaired so I don't get fined
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Did your dog recently judge me?
On 10/2 I was standing at the corner of Westlake and Thomas around 7:30am, waiting for the walk signal. You walked up with a Shiba on a leash.

Your dog looked at me, looked at my shoes, then back at my face and held eye contact for a full eight seconds before turning away with a sigh. You were very apologetic and said "Oh, he does that" but I was so shaken I crossed against the light just to get away.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 22h
Fuck this piece of shit.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'As the new regime's symbols are raised above their capital, our reporters are being told that Yakko, Wakko and Dot have already sought to establish a government-in-exile. Speaking from his villa in Montenegro, Yakko was said to remark. "Farewell, my country, core of my heart. Goodbye, nurse."'
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Yuyu1971 @yuyu197100.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Misunderstanding 💔 #addamsfamily #wednesday
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i always think about this one:
"will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions"

"Said the Baudelaire children."
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a lil #sketch posting? sure why not 🍄 #pixelart
screenshot of procreate with a pixel art sketch by Zoë Treez - 2026

its of a slumped over figure with their hair falling over their face. grass, branches and mushrooms grow around and from the figure
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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KDotInk @kdotink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Before we were Federally Married, even though we were married in MA (a Stare we didn't live in), we had to pay 4 TIMES the tax of federally married couples.. We also had to hire an accountant bc NO ONE could figure it out. So unless your Religious Liberties extend to tax rules, you can get fucked.
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish Bugs Bunny were real and could use a cartoon stick of dynamite on certain billionaires in a parodic, satirical way
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger!
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Aki Orange 🐶🍊 @orangeisborange.com · 06/10/2026
"Regret is proof you've grown. The fact that you wish you had done better means you are already someone who would. You can't rewrite the past, but you can take what you've learned and love better moving forward." - Grovyle, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Explorers of Darkness/Time/Sky
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk and Tired Bugs Bunny from Carrotblanca
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
White supremacist cops take a minority citizen, drive him out to the woods as a threat, and leave him there. No, it's not Mississippi in the 1930s, why do you ask?
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Sam the Silkie @fluffychicken.zone · 05/10/2026
TOMORROW!!! I'll be launching the Kickstarter for my little Risograph printing business tomorrow, so please follow over there! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sam...
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Coming soon: Riso Roost: A Riso Micropress for Long Island
Help a queer and disabled artist start up a Risograph business in Suffolk County, NY!
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm proud to identify as a morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked what the spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you're so fucking stupid
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.meow @dotmeow.org · 06/10/2026
and this is why we had our pictures taken :3
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Dani Yuan 🔜 LBX @dagger6.art · 03/10/2026
FurAffinity (a furry focused online art gallery) is looking for funding after refusing to comply with advertiser demands. And oh boy are some of those advertiser demands are pretty ridiculous.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/10/2026
I LOVE how @propublica.org dealt with official comment here, editorially and stylistically.
The Trump administration says none of this is happening. 

"DHS is NOT arresting U.S. citizens by mistake." "There are no 'indiscriminate' stops." Allegations of "racial profiling are disgusting, reckless and categorically FALSE." "The pattern is NOT of law enforcement using force." "ICE does not zip tie or restrain children." 

But that is precisely what is happening, and at a far larger scale than previously reported.
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just gonna bookmark this for future reference when Dem pundits complain about how the party has trouble communicating its message to voters. The reason you keep running into trouble with your branding isn't campus radicals. The reason is that your opponents purchased all the media outlets.
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
why is anyone allowing these arseholes to do this?
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bitch no one is making choices about our lifestyles! everything is being decided for us by 4 insane billionaires and their tame politicians!
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the New York Times
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rj @rj.dcellgames.com · 06/10/2026
I actually literally do not think they realize what they've done here. Sonic isn't just a game with fans. It's basically embedded in the fabric of the internet. Since I clicked the link ten minutes ago, two THOUSAND more people joined. And it only has five channels to post in and four moderators.
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the whole ballgame. It’s ugly, mindless theft.
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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m sorry but you are kinda just a dick.
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Seven Eagles, Lyse Kisser @lyses-good-boy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Of course women don't like the cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the women from Stormblood.
A bunch of Stormblood women in battle poses together in Rhalgr's Reach. From left to right: Dorgono, Yotsuyu, Yugiri, Lyse, Fordola, Sadu, Cirina
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 06/10/2026
Some of us remember when "basket of deplorables" was the worst thing ever said by any politician ever and that it was a stoning offense. This? Crickets.
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