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Candice Maplestreet

@chellodello.bsky.social
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
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Candice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why did they give my son a littlest pet shop cunty baby face?
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Candice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What is going on this week is terrible
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Candice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe the real age of bronze that’s collapsing are the friends we made along the way.
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Candice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What am I supposed to do with Pokémon Go down? Talk to my family? Sit in contemplate silence? Enjoy a walk in nature?
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Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Truly a banner year for corporations telling everyone “We’re going to make your life worse, we know you don’t want it, there isn’t anything you can do about it, and fuck you.”
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Candice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’ll never forgive these freaks for what they did to collecting Pokemon cards.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
weird that var didn't go back to check for soft fouls during either argentina goal
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Candice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I could watch Argentina lose all day what a treat.
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Kaveh Taherian - NYCC - H26 @kavehtaherian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s gonna get crazy today
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Candice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Very excited for the Hapsburg Death Match (Spain v Austria) tomorrow.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
When I was 15 I was using social media to learn about abortion rights, LGBTQ identity and history, and of course blog up to 8 hours a day about Supernatural. I demand the next generation have the same rights I did
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Krystál 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @krystalbitch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
New York City really does have the Mandate of Heaven
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
THIS IS REVERSE 9/11!!!!!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride 💕
Fake news screencap of Gritty with the chyron, “BREAKING NEWS / Gritty announces it’s illegal to be straight in the month of June / No more straight people | See something | Say something”
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.
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Candice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Corporate people love going to a tavern restaurant for lunch to talk business over the driest burger you’ve ever imagined.
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Candice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I went to licensing expo today and they only let you into the pokemon booth if you have an appointment so I had to stand outside trying to peak in like a Dickensian orphan.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/04/2026
the only thing government does these days is erase black voters, denounce hasan piker, allow us to be infinitely spied on, and approve of grinding childrens corpses into a paste in the middle east
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The series finale of Dinosaurs was an emotionally brutal reflection on corporate greed and climate change, the entire family accepting the grim inevitability of death due to a handful of rich assholes making life for everyone else literally impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changin...
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Changing Nature - Wikipedia
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
will never get over democrats treating impeachment as a thing you stop doing if it doesn’t work, and not the natural response to a criminal act
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I wrote about how the Hasan Piker drama serves as a proxy fight between centrists and the left, and how it exposes the real priorities of Democrats like Cory Booker.
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Anyway. I have long argued that Eminem is Mario and Kid Rock is Wario (septic and libertarian), but by the same token Macklemore is Eminem's Luigi - the diminished, more dreamy, more cowardly, but more human version. The Waluigi is Machine Gun Kelly
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
godzilla "it may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help" quote
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 09/02/2026
Happy seventh annual Laura Dern Day, please be reminded that you are LEGALLY OBLIGATED to watch this masterpiece *at least* once today!
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🪨stella🌵 @imidnightrosei.swifties.social · 06/02/2026
The Taylor Swift Elmo situation is crazy.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/02/2026
"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Bad Bunny with a powerful anti-ICE speech at the Grammys 🔥🔥🔥🔥 "Before I say thanks to God, I’m going to say ‘ICE out.’ We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we’re not aliens. We are humans and we are Americans."
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Carli Boo-locci 👻 @carlivelocci.com · 30/01/2026
Me every morning in this fucking country
A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."
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🌱 MK/RET @retquits.art · 24/01/2026
so don't get too comfortable. #art
A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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Candice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
An evergreen feeling
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026
Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Candice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I got more in trouble for being late when working at a yogurt shop than this loser will get for invading a whole ass sovereign nation. What a fucking nightmare.
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Sophia Babai @swingingstorm.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
The debate about Avatar "having no cultural impact" is kind of a smokescreen for the actual argument which is that Avatar is "boring" and "bad" and "has terrible characters, worldbuilding, plotting and dialogue"
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The United States government has ordered its employees not to speak at any events for World AIDS Day or promote them on social media. I guess they think that if we ignore HIV/AIDS it will just go away. It didn’t work for Reagan and it’s not going to work now.
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Leigh Walton @leighwalton.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/11/2025
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/11/2025
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
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