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Writes 🐦‍🔥, 🏳️‍⚧️🌕🐺, 🐉, 🦖, 🐎,and 📡👽 he/they | chasej.xyz Gay Internet Bird and/or Horse ✧ Digital Storyteller ✧ Cybersecurity Guy ✧ Bad Taste Haver ✧ Bird Fact Dispenser ✧ Third-Rate Duelist ✧ Zoid-er ✧ Furry Writer's Guildie ✧ Codexian ✧ RIT🐯 ✧ SNHU🖊️✧🐧🖥️✧⚦

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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 56m
in my "i dont give a fuck anymore" era. if the pizza is just for me im getting jalapeno and pineapple. it goes so hard you dont even know
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Zachary Gillan @megapolisomancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m guest editing the next issue of Agita; send me your weirdest <1000 word stories about weird art. Authors from marginalized backgrounds encouraged and prioritized. No AI bullshit. The weirder the better. agitamag.com/submissions/
Issue 3: Ekphrasis
Between October 17 and November 17, guest editor Zachary Gillan will accept submissions of weird flash fiction that features ekphrasis.
Ekphrasis is the verbal representation of a work of visual art.
Weird fiction is a verbal representation of the world, in order to unsettle it.
We want stories that live at the intersection of the two. Pieces that emphasize the eerie power of weird art, whether fully ekphrastic or embedded within a traditional narrative. How does the weird seep in as reality is doubly estranged from these two layers of representation? Cursed paintings, uncanny statues, haunted mezzotints-send us your stories of weird art.
Publication date: February 1, 2027
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 2h
@catnipocalypse

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 5h
Jesus fucking christ.
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the dark chuckler @dungeonbgm.bsky.social · 5h
also ayabe with warhammer design principles. I wanted ordo hereticus inquisitor ayabe just so she can hunt down opera o, since she’s just Too Good at everything for there not to be some suspicion
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the dark chuckler @dungeonbgm.bsky.social · 7h
tm opera o racewear using warhammer design principles
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 7h
I don't think anyone else has written a walkthrough, but here's one for Hackers Journey. Its...fine! kinda elementary, considering what was in the GCIH lol github.com/ChaseJxyz/ha...
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GitHub - ChaseJxyz/hackers-journey-walkthrough: Full walkthrough for the game Hackers Journey
Full walkthrough for the game Hackers Journey. Contribute to ChaseJxyz/hackers-journey-walkthrough development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 11h
the duality of man
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 20h
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 20h
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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Gravity Pike @gravity-pike.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Comic by @hausofdecline

A (white man): I'm glad that we took this trip to Jordan, but hours do you expect to get along without knowing Arabic? 

B (black man): Don't worry, I know the universal language. 

B: *Reveals Dragon Ball t-shirt.*

C (arabic man): Aaa... Goku!

B: Goku!
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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webby& ☉∇ @quacking.online · 05/10/2026
an important addendum to this post is that i would flagmog the hell out of those neighbors in a modern day rematch
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tweet from ret (@rad_milk):

as a kid i would lmao when somebody on tv said Butt. now a tv character can say Ass and i barely crack a smile. i guess this is growing up
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it really does just amaze me how a decent amount of people have just got it in their head that they literally cannot exist without AI in their lives. That nothing creative can be done without using AI.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mouse girl sits in chaise and explains in a very blaise manner “ Yeah so basically I'm like a 100% binary trans girl but me and my gf have sex where we pretend to be boys but it's like we're
closeted gay boys so we have to take turns being girls cuz I mean,/ it's not gay if one of the
boys is pretending to be a girl, y'know? So we're like trans girls pretending to be boys pretending to be girls but the whole thing is just like, processing trauma or w/e. Also we're
sisters and brothers and i'm her daughter”

Freud frowns
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you ever want to scream. Do you ever just want to scream a little bit
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Roran M. Thorne @rmthorne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't have this on my bingo card (And in all seriousness, the Pope saying the Catholic Church backs human creativity and not AI is a pretty big deal and a win)
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Shoes (COMMS OPEN) @shoesbedrawin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Classy McQueen #Umamusume
A variety of doodles of the umamusume character, Mejiro Mcqueen, with additional cameos of Ikuno Dictus and Golshi
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m͖͙̗͎̄̃̒͋̇e̊͒͊̆̉͑ͅw̭͙͕͈̝͖̟͛̐̅̑̑̊🐈 @ooopiwowoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new creature discovered
loafing tilcayo
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 02/10/2026
LRT the point of "Fountain" (and the other "readymades") was to piss people off art's purpose is to make you feel something. ideally, what the artist wants you to feel "Fountain" is an all timer because it's still pissing people off, over 100 years later
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@adamgreattweet

watching a romcom: i will die alone

watching true crime: i will be murdered alone
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 01/10/2026
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Ubuyo 🏳️‍⚧️ @ubuyo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TRUTH NUKE
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Mupod @mupod.net · 29/09/2026
Imagine a world where we never got this masterpiece
What a beautiful Duwang!
Chew
There must be no other place as pretty as this town.
This feels like a picnic.

(From the infamous original translation of Jojo Part 4)
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Plott Hound Magazine @plotthoundmag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Annnnnd we're open! Plott Hound Magazine is open from October 1 - October 15. We publish stories about animals to help us understand what it means to be deeply human. From Aesop's fables to Centaur World, animal stories teach us about ourselves and the world. plotthound.moksha.io/publication/...
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Moksha
A quarterly e-zine for animal-centered stories, poems, and essays.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life
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gertritude @gertritude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1. Go outside. (This is where all the interesting ideas are.)

GIANT SUN: What if you wrote your own DND inspired romantasy novel?

ME, EXITING CARTOON HOUSE: Hot dog!
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Haven Spec Magazine @havenspec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Haven Spec Magazine is open this month to submissions by authors of historically marginalized backgrounds only! We want to read more works by Black writers, Indigenous writers, disabled writers, gay and lesbian and trans writers, and others whose voices must be heard! www.havenspec.com/submit/
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Haven Spec Magazine, Submission Page
Fiction and Poetry for the 21st Century!
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You must have seen this one, right?
LukeZero @lukemckinney
Incredible scenes on Weibo, someone tweeted a bird expert "I saw this bird what'sit called?", people mocking the sketch until the expert replies "Oh yeah that's a Twelve-wired Bird of
Paradise, the sketch is great except you're missing five wires"
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 01/10/2026
It's the first, go go go!!!! www.chasej.xyz/2026/09/30/n...
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Notably-Open Markets, October Edition – Chase J Anderson
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Furry Writers' Guild 📚 @furrywritersguild.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Furry Book Month! The guild has a new furry book bundle available for this month only. Get 10 awesome books by guild members for just $11! #furrylit #bookbundle Complete bundle furrywritersguild.gumroad.com/l/2026 SFW books only furrywritersguild.gumroad.com/l/2026GA
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2026 FWG Complete Bundle
Ten novels from Furry Writers' Guild authors, available in one bundle! This includes novels intended for adult readers. All books are available in epub form,...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone asked me to draw her happy, so here she is painting a Warhammer guy
Louise the Deer paints warhammer guy. There are bandages where her antlers used to be
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K. A. Tutin / Kirsty Tutin @mskatutin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s no substance or heart to a book without the human behind it, whatever the genre. In other words, shut the fuck up, Joyce.
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 01/10/2026
lots of ppl think that romance is a genre of no worth, because they think its all formulaic and the readers dont care about quality its absolutely incorrect, but unfortunately its not an uncommon opinion
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
bus with one depressed and one happy character. the depressed one says the world is harsh cruel and unforgiving and is wearing clown makeup. the happy one, wearing a doctors coat, says great clown pagliacci is in town yay
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