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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz

@chasej.xyz
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Writes 🐦‍🔥, 🏳️‍⚧️🌕🐺, 🐉, 🦖, 🐎,and 📡👽 he/they | chasej.xyz Gay Internet Bird and/or Horse ✧ Digital Storyteller ✧ Cybersecurity Guy ✧ Bad Taste Haver ✧ Bird Fact Dispenser ✧ Third-Rate Duelist ✧ Zoid-er ✧ Furry Writer's Guildie ✧ Codexian ✧ RIT🐯 ✧ SNHU🖊️✧🐧🖥️✧⚦

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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 22/09/2026
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 15/09/2026
they finally banned my twitter account, because im not actually the REAL Sherlock Homo (but fr ive been logged in cause i never logged out but i havent posted/interacted with anything in YEARS. so wtf lol)
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 25/08/2026
Don't listen to Big Swimming Pool. Stamina is optional. #umamusume
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 21/08/2026
saw my life flash before my eyes (all my notifs ever got turned back to 'unread')
A screenshot of some Bluesky UI elements. Notably, it says there are 30+ notifications.
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 18/08/2026
What do modern cyber defenders need? That's right! Joseph Joestar's Hamon clackers.
A slide from a presentation titled "defender playbook". The image on the right is two hands holding balls on either end of a string.
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 10/08/2026
A screenshot of a tweet from a user named skooks @ skoookum. Their icon is a bedsheet ghost. 

Tweet text: another perfect beautiful day to ingest stimulants and sit at computer. what a blessed life
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 03/08/2026
things that are technically correct but, like. idk id probably use another label
A screenshot from google maps of the Francis Scott Key Bridge. It says its "Temporarily closed"
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 02/08/2026
the tweet (tumblr post) in question
a screenshot of a tumblr post from a user called gayrobot9000:

Hello, Linux Developer. My name is Jigsaw. In this "Saw Trap" (as I've taken to calling them), there is a wheel in front of you. Your challenge is to leave the room without reinventing it. It works fine. It's a perfectly good wheel. The door is unlocked.
#linux
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 28/07/2026
its that time of the week (what do you mean you need to finish setting up the printer connection. i just want to save a spreadsheet)
A Blue Origin astronaut bent down and kissing the ground. The text reads "Linux users switching back to Linux after 10 minutes of using Windows"
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 25/07/2026
If I was at home id show you my job app dashboard for a local school its crazy they dont even look at the apps after a year
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 23/07/2026
Oh, you want to run "PowerShell"? Do you mean PowerShell, the command line, PowerShell or PowerShell (but up there instead of down here)?
an option menu on Windows 11 for an app named PowerShell with several different, confusingly named options
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 21/07/2026
Some Guy at Discord: UI is my passion
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 17/07/2026
I appreciate that Slack has extended character support with its fonts
A screenshot of some text. The user Chase is @'d and it includes a space and a bird from the Egyptian hieroglyph unicode block
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 15/07/2026
you know what day it is
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 14/07/2026
this is what i look like, if you even care
A horse plushie clinging onto a Lenovo Thinkpad laptop
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 06/07/2026
ever just declare bankruptcy
A web browser alert that reads "Do you want to close 422 tabs?"
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 05/07/2026
i havent changed that field since i swapped falco for cafe but im keeping it. its funny
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 05/07/2026
#umamusume this game is fun and good again come be my friend
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 01/07/2026
In other good news: I passed my last cybersecurity certification! I'll update LinkedIn/etc uhhh probably tomorrow I still have a lot of stuff that NEEDS to get done today lol
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 25/06/2026
hey so why did i get sent this
A very large cardboard box with the text 2026 POWERADE FIFA WORLD CUP Q2 LAMINE YAMAL SHIPPERAn assembled cardboard display stand for powerade. It has FIFA cup branding.
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 24/06/2026
have an autobiographical comic on why my "truesona" is a horse #makeaterriblecomicday2026
A four panel comic titled "34 Years of Being Horse Pilled).
Panel 1: a bubble from off screen reads "Have you always been a horse?" An anthro appaloosa horse has his hoof thoughtfully on his chin and says "Well..."
Panel 2: labeled "Age: 13" The same horse is younger, with less piercings and bright hair, and wearing a DARE shirt. He is drawing a unicorn and saying "...and Flame is a fire unicorn so his magic..."
Panel 3: labeled "Age: 4: The same horse is much younger, with bright hair and wearing a blue dress. They're prancing on the edge of a trampoline labeled "Volcano (trampoline)" and saying "Let's play my little pony!"
Panel 4: labeled "Age: Baby". An offscreen bubble from the left says "Why is [scratched out pronoun] orange?" An offscreen bubble from the right says "[scratched out pronoun' only wants to eat carrots." A baby anthro horse with pale orange fur is sitting in a high chair.
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 21/06/2026
speaking of painting horsies: decided to also finally do these two. decided to be Creative, because of the month (also because i dont really have any "translucent black" paint and i dont want to figure out how to make that lol)
A small translucent figurine of a pony painted in rainbow colors.A small translucent figure of a horse painted like the trans flag.
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 19/06/2026
got one of those breyer "paint and play" blind bags and made sunday silence (for totally normal reasons) the paint it came with was....not great. ill probably use my tamiya paints for the next one. but it was my first time painting something actually "realistic" so that was a fun change
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 12/06/2026
writers, this is your regular reminder to archive your publications, because you never know when a website goes dark, and you can't rely on the wayback machine (esp since some places refuse to let themselves be archived that way)
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 08/06/2026
my server sensed i had all the free time in the world
A fake window alert pop up that reads "Lmao your shit is fucked fam" it has an icon of the linux mascot tux the penguin
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 03/06/2026
new icon for pride month :) art by @berensreverie.bsky.social
A headshot of an anthropomorphic appaloosa horse on a background with trans and ace flag colors
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 03/06/2026
in case you've ever wondered what tf im on about in my "weird" bio
A screenshot of a BBC Article titled 'Gay animals more common than you wold think'. It's retweeted with the text "Of course they're more common, I see them on my phone everyday. And I am oneA writer's bio that reads: Chase Anderson is a gay animal person inside of your phone, which means he cares a lot about living things, the arts, and cybersecurity. He can be found sorting your recycling, posting cognitohazards in the group chat, and telling people about the many benefits of bollards, the best security control. If that hasn't scared you away and you want to read more of his work, you can find it at chasej.xyz
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 25/05/2026
i hope everyone following me for Professional Reasons has already figured this out
Dear followers, Today I offer you content that specifically caters to myself. Tomorrow? content that specifically caters to myself
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 24/05/2026
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 21/05/2026
finished my first ctf!!! my goals kept changing: not last place > well if do 5% i get the CPEs > last night ended at 21 i should try to stay in the 20s! > lets actually get 1,000 points i still have SO MUCH to do this week but ill do a write up Soon (and put it on linkedin lol)
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 13/05/2026
for my how 2 submit panel i used a bunch of snoopy comics because his writer-sona is such a perfect encapsulation of how NOT to do things lol
A three panel peanuts comic:
panel 1: Snoopy is reading a document that says "No such material will be returned unless submitted with a self-addressed envelope and sufficent postage."
panel 2: Snoopy is walking and carrying a large envelope
panel 3: Snoopy is putting the envelope into a mailbox and thinking "They probably don't really mean it!"
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 07/05/2026
hey if you have a <=100 word story you can just publish it via burger (originally published in @nightshadesmag.bsky.social lol)
A 100 word story between two shapes that look like hamburger buns. The story is: When you first arrived to tell me I might not be crazy, I should’ve used these then-fledgling powers to rewind time once more, to before I first failed to save the woman I thought I’d loved, so I’d never discover why, or make you become that woman, or you that love, or I the woman, or that love the blinders that’ll force me to kill her or her you or you me or all the yous and mes and hers that had and will and might exist, all at one crossroads, staked between by that single, well-meaning, idiotic first act.
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 05/05/2026
A screenshot of a text conversation

person 1: wheres the 16 B coming from

person 2: Dont worry kitten

person 1: okay 💗
person 1: yay 💗
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 04/05/2026
its been awesome going from "ah man i wish someone could draw this funny picture" to "wait....I CAN DRAW THIS" (lugia friend in one of those "chicken purses" that i saw on youtube shorts)
A Lugia, much smaller than normal, placed inside of a Purse" that has holes for its legs and tail. The purse has a water pokemon pattern and its being carried by an Arcanine.
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 29/04/2026
Learning about password hashes and I'm like "yeah I know all about SHA he's a cool dude 𓁣"
Two small stone sculptures of the Set animal, or Sha, which looks like a canine with triangular ears, a drooping nose, and an upright tail. One is made of white stone with black spots and the other is made of red stone.
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 28/04/2026
I'd bring back the Key System of streetcars. Yes including going over the bridge into SF I'd do what BART's doing and sell merch and also tell the operators to just wave ppl on if Clipper doesn't work/they don't got money lol
An image showing the historical network for the Key System. Blue lines are going over all the main routes in the East Bay
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 26/04/2026
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 24/04/2026
this was supposed to be in a collection that would have had illustrations with each one so this was the concept that i sent along with it lol
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 24/04/2026
i learned netcat today so i just passed this one image around all my computers
A screenshot of the streamer Northerlion holding one of his cats, who looks like its clinging on for dear life.
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 23/04/2026
Version with the @wolfdetergent.bsky.social art lol
The same file, but the icon is now a cartoon horse on a computer. It's very crusty/hard to make out
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 23/04/2026
A screenshot from Windows XP of a file named "totally not a virus. Trust me...I'm a horse". The files icon is an appaloosa horse face
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 22/04/2026
the longer time goes on the more funnier my skype handle on slack gets (my company has never used teams)
A screenshot from slack that reads "About me: skype: it's 2021 who uses Skype it's all about TEAMS baby"
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 20/04/2026
An old school image of a person with an ancient computer. The ad sya's "HI-TECH IS HAPPENIN'" and on the computer's screen is just the word "HORSE"
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 19/04/2026
new bsky banner (here it is in Big)(it's actually fun to re-create guis lol)
An imae of a scamware popup that reads "WARNING! 5 horses detected!! Our latest scan has detected 5 horses and tracking carrots that may steal your personal info. You need to remove the threats now to avoid: system crashing, files deleted, personal info stealing, loss of wi fi, infecting you with horsey flu." The two buttons at the bottom are for "Remove horses now" and "I dont want to be safe". The warning icons have been changed to be horses, and the background is some fruitger aero thing
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 16/04/2026
the joke is hes fixed (the horse not the cruise)
a sketchy drawing of an anthro appaloosa horse wearing a shirt that reads "I got pregnant on the northernlion supercruise"
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 15/04/2026
Gotta limit which plants I post so I don't doxx my location lol But I finally reported/moved everyone around. Which means I now have more room on my windowsill for more plants...
A variegated jade plant in a blue pot. The soil is covered by chips of green stone and there's a Lego dragon among the plant stems A whole fuckton of burros tails in a rectangular brown pot. There's also two succulents but they're not most of the pot.
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 11/04/2026
Got the two I could get from the 72 bus line (Richmond, Alameda County) Count: Systems: 6 Big cards: 7 Keychain cards: 6
Two new library cards. Why can't you rotate images in bsky
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 10/04/2026
Because I think it'd be funny, I'm trying to get as many library cards as possible. Turns out you can just get Monterey County Free Library's through the mail lol Count: Systems: 4 or 5* Big cards: 5 Keychain cards: 4
A library card on a windowsill.
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 09/04/2026
get powershell, they said. it even works on linux, they said
Error messages from PowerShell stating basic commands do not exist
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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz @chasej.xyz · 07/04/2026
same zsh theme!!!!!!
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