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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For far too long, business and tourism have plagued this country.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Same.
Daniel Huang
Dream Job: Retirement
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/08/2026
he just says shit because he knows trans exterminism is the one thing he’s still “winning” on. all the more reason to jettison any democrats who bolster his popularity by going on podcasts to agree he has a point. “this guy is out of his mind, trans rights forever” is a way more compelling message
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You can’t talk about debt without talking about how we got into a bad predicament, and there’s only one correct answer: tax cuts enacted this century
U.S. debt is on track to reach historic levels
Debt held by the public as a percentage of the gross domestic product, 1792-2055
- Historical - • Projected → Without Bush and Trump tax cuts
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• Notes:
Source: Authors' calculations using data from the Congressional Budget Office, the Joint Committee on Taxation, the U.S. Office of Management and Budget, the U.S. Census Bureau, the Federal Reserve, the Yale Budget Lab, the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, and the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget. A full list of sources is available here.
Chart: Center for American Progress
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@RockingRoll777

Shirts that go hard? I'd rather have a shirt that was nice and soft.
[Realizing this tweet isn't very good on its own and it needs a twist]
Human life has no value to me
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
He is so good at this
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
No, America's postwar boom wasn't because we'd bombed our competitors into ruin paulkrugman.substack.com/p/trade-in-t...
paulkrugman.substack.com
Trade in the Ruins (Wonkish)
On misunderstanding the postwar boom
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
han: chewy the hyperdrive is broken, see if u can fix it chewbacca: [stares at astonishingly advanced piece of technology that harnesses exotic physics to warp spacetime and move a starship faster than the speed of light, then howls and punches it a few times] han: cool thanks
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"] me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I started describing Wemby to my wife and realized that between his name, physical attributes, and resume, it sounded like I was talking about an imaginary friend.
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American Century of BOO-miliation @johnperich.com · 21/12/2024
Stray Reddit observation from years back: someone ELI5'd why cloning Dolly didn't create a new industry in vat-grown sheep. Someone replied we had a reliable, cost-effective, centuries-old method of growing more sheep already.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 19/12/2024
key point. nuclear waste is a problem, but it is not even in the same ball park as fossil fuel pollution. a rounding error by comparison bsky.app/profile/jess...
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Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
[defensively, to the chad hunter gatherers mocking me while I till my fields],
Add for some kind of grain app on twitter with the testimonial “it’s actually enjoyable to sell my grain”
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Having read the article, it's the usual "oh well somebody's gotta keep the government running" pap, which is aggravating because people already think the government isn't running and helping the chuds run it just mean people will think the chuds got it to work! This is so basic it blows my mind
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
New York Rep. Pat Ryan, who easily held his Hudson Valley swing seat last month, spoke for AOC in the Dem conference meeting yesterday. Asked him what he said and he just sent me the speech - sharing in case it's interesting
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Bonus, this is the hardest entrance I have ever seen, the pan to the full field shot and the flag is a Dune battle scene
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish
excerpt reads: "I hear stories about directors who scream at actors, or they trick them somehow to get a performance. And there are some people who try to run the whole business on fear. But I think this is such a joke -- it's pathetic and stupid at the same time. 
     When people are in fear, they don't want to go to work. So many people today have that feeling. Then the fear starts turning into hate, and they begin to hate going to work. Then the hate can turn into anger and people can become angry at their boss and their work.
     If I ran my set with fear, I would get 1 percent, not 100 percent, of what I get. And there would be no fun in going down the road together. And it *should* be fun. In work and in life, we're all supposed to get along. We're supposed to have so much fun, like puppy dogs with our tails wagging. It's supposed to be great living; it's supposed to be fantastic."
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Brendan Karet @badtakes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2024
went on a double-date to see The Descent and when they panned over to the cave mutant for that night vision jump scare I let out an involuntary moan of fear so dramatic my friends sitting down in front later told me they thought I had been receiving a handjob
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Alan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Glad that Bluesky video allows me to put my favourite video in the last six months up somewhere
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Politics is just the way we make society together. Whenever someone says "I am apolitical" I hear "I am not vested in the shared project of making society" and I have to wonder why.
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
I think people really need to get used to the idea that building functional institutions and restoring the rule of law will require certain kinds of norm-breaking and procedural extremism
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
we're living through a fast-paced technological revolution around green energy and it's getting about 1% of the attention it should. In a month, no one's gonna be burning coal in the UK for the first time since the steam engine was invented.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
as the product of millions and millions of years of cutthroat evolution, competition, extinction, and killing, creating the ultimate killing machine in the history of our planet, I mostly just like to have Fun on the Computer
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
If you want universal health care, you have to elect people who will implement it. If sit on your hands and say “I won’t be bought cheaply; first implement universal health care and *then* I will support you”, everyone will correctly ignore you because you are a non-voter now
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Also very into the Midwest coming into prominence as the model for progressive change
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Deb 🌊✌️💙 @debhill55.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
Dogs know 🐾
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/08/2024
the message this fall is absolutely going to be "we are normal people and our opponents are fucking freaks."
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 31/07/2024
A really key part here: The Harris campaign didn't hire anybody new to run social. These are the same folks who were doing rapid response, who were doing what was going out before. This is really just a culture change that's about trusting the professionals who are in those roles to do their jobs.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
we are all calvin's dad
IT USED TO BE THAT IF A CLIENT WANTED SOMETHING DONE IN A WEEK, IT WAS CONSIDERED A RUSH JOB, AND HE'D BE LUCKY TO GET IT.
NOW, WITH MODEMS, FAXES, AND CAR PHONES, EVERYBODY WANTS EVERYTHING INSTANTLY!
IMPROVED TECHNOLOGY JUST INCREASES EXPECTATIONS.
THESE MACHINES DONT MAKE LIFE EASIER - THEY MAKE LIFE MORE HARASSED.
SIX MINUTES TO MICROWAVE THIS?? WHO'S GOT THAT KIND OF TIME?!

IF WE WANTED MORE LEISURE, WE'D INVENT MACHINES THAT DO THINGS LESS EFFICIENTLY.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
At some point Democratic elected officials will notice that when Donald Trump has a personal setback the majority of the population literally celebrates in the street, I hope.
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/05/2024
A few years ago I was (for some reason) asked to guest-judge a children's science fair. Fear not for the future: our greatest scientific advancements are ahead of us
A science fair project board that reads "SOLAR DEATH RAY"A science fair project board that reads "REUSING CAT FUR"A science fair project board that reads "RAT POWER"
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Franken Stein-amite @sweavart.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
text from my boss: 'where are u, meeting has started' Me, remembering my therapists advice about positive framing: im enjoying some diarrhea
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