Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108632345
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going 38100821806
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026For far too long, business and tourism have plagued this country. 111671233
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 22/08/2026he just says shit because he knows trans exterminism is the one thing he’s still “winning” on. all the more reason to jettison any democrats who bolster his popularity by going on podcasts to agree he has a point. “this guy is out of his mind, trans rights forever” is a way more compelling message 251769310
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialBobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026You can’t talk about debt without talking about how we got into a bad predicament, and there’s only one correct answer: tax cuts enacted this century 7234431177
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time 63158853566
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026 43629634
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026He is so good at this 7254671184
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/03/2026mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war” 21279062229
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions 50105812734
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory 6292372070
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialPaul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · 04/01/2025No, America's postwar boom wasn't because we'd bombed our competitors into ruin paulkrugman.substack.com/p/trade-in-t...paulkrugman.substack.comTrade in the Ruins (Wonkish)On misunderstanding the postwar boom 501233237
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 31/12/2024han: chewy the hyperdrive is broken, see if u can fix it chewbacca: [stares at astonishingly advanced piece of technology that harnesses exotic physics to warp spacetime and move a starship faster than the speed of light, then howls and punches it a few times] han: cool thanks 1959365
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 10/12/2024[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"] me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit 234345765
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024I started describing Wemby to my wife and realized that between his name, physical attributes, and resume, it sounded like I was talking about an imaginary friend. 281472126
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialAmerican Century of BOO-miliation @johnperich.com · 21/12/2024Stray Reddit observation from years back: someone ELI5'd why cloning Dolly didn't create a new industry in vat-grown sheep. Someone replied we had a reliable, cost-effective, centuries-old method of growing more sheep already. 9716108
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 19/12/2024key point. nuclear waste is a problem, but it is not even in the same ball park as fossil fuel pollution. a rounding error by comparison bsky.app/profile/jess... 641827289
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialBen Jenkins @bencjenkins.bsky.social · 19/12/2024[defensively, to the chad hunter gatherers mocking me while I till my fields], 262910533
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialThe “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Having read the article, it's the usual "oh well somebody's gotta keep the government running" pap, which is aggravating because people already think the government isn't running and helping the chuds run it just mean people will think the chuds got it to work! This is so basic it blows my mind 3416
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialDave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 18/12/2024New York Rep. Pat Ryan, who easily held his Hudson Valley swing seat last month, spoke for AOC in the Dem conference meeting yesterday. Asked him what he said and he just sent me the speech - sharing in case it's interesting 9347251138
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Bonus, this is the hardest entrance I have ever seen, the pan to the full field shot and the flag is a Dune battle scene 30668110
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 11/12/2024once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish 4390393459
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2024went on a double-date to see The Descent and when they panned over to the cave mutant for that night vision jump scare I let out an involuntary moan of fear so dramatic my friends sitting down in front later told me they thought I had been receiving a handjob 120510
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialAlan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Glad that Bluesky video allows me to put my favourite video in the last six months up somewhere 12434481162
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11/09/2024Politics is just the way we make society together. Whenever someone says "I am apolitical" I hear "I am not vested in the shared project of making society" and I have to wonder why. 401928428
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialSenator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 06/09/2024I think people really need to get used to the idea that building functional institutions and restoring the rule of law will require certain kinds of norm-breaking and procedural extremism 10465104
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/09/2024we're living through a fast-paced technological revolution around green energy and it's getting about 1% of the attention it should. In a month, no one's gonna be burning coal in the UK for the first time since the steam engine was invented. 6538781534
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.social🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 29/08/2024as the product of millions and millions of years of cutthroat evolution, competition, extinction, and killing, creating the ultimate killing machine in the history of our planet, I mostly just like to have Fun on the Computer 419215
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialVikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 21/08/2024If you want universal health care, you have to elect people who will implement it. If sit on your hands and say “I won’t be bought cheaply; first implement universal health care and *then* I will support you”, everyone will correctly ignore you because you are a non-voter now 601199227
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/08/2024Also very into the Midwest coming into prominence as the model for progressive change 1140517
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialDeb 🌊✌️💙 @debhill55.bsky.social · 19/08/2024Dogs know 🐾 925234
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/08/2024the message this fall is absolutely going to be "we are normal people and our opponents are fucking freaks." 483774708
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialAnil Dash @anildash.com · 31/07/2024A really key part here: The Harris campaign didn't hire anybody new to run social. These are the same folks who were doing rapid response, who were doing what was going out before. This is really just a culture change that's about trusting the professionals who are in those roles to do their jobs. 963394
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/06/2024we are all calvin's dad 3840291156
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/05/2024At some point Democratic elected officials will notice that when Donald Trump has a personal setback the majority of the population literally celebrates in the street, I hope. 564471793
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 02/05/2024A few years ago I was (for some reason) asked to guest-judge a children's science fair. Fear not for the future: our greatest scientific advancements are ahead of us 371375241
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialFranken Stein-amite @sweavart.bsky.social · 02/04/2024AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders 5381462982
Reposted by @champagneourse.bsky.socialTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 06/12/2023text from my boss: 'where are u, meeting has started' Me, remembering my therapists advice about positive framing: im enjoying some diarrhea 9851141