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Funky Dynamite

@sweavart.bsky.social
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Starring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus. he/himbo

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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 18m
I thought he specifically said no beardos no weirdos
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 2h
Gork I started a war with Iran and it’s not going well. Do a breakthrough
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 20h
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 20h
Hero.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A prominent election denier whom the Trump administration hired to pursue investigations into election-related conspiracy theories has resigned several months after he failed to find evidence that the 2020 presidential race was stolen. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Election denier Kurt Olsen leaves DOJ after failing to find evidence of stolen election
A prominent election denier whom the Trump administration hired to pursue investigations into election-related conspiracy theories has resigned several months after he failed to find evidence that the...
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love that all these businesses that enshittified their products and customer experience now realize how bad it harmed their business but their solution to fix it is just like “uhhhh I dunno AI or some shit?” rather then actually trying to go back to actually making a good product or experience.
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started/how it’s going
Trevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee
Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in UtahBREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The End of Evangelion Episode 25' Air Love is Destructive
A rocket hitting Unit 02 in the face
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Rob Tracinski @tracinski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OK, Washington Post, enlighten me. What is the bright side of being a Nazi?
Washington Post headline and subhead: "She helped lead a far-right internet movement. Then it turned on her. Inspired by female conservative influencers, Amy Dangerfield worked to become one of Nick Fuentes’s model 'groypettes.' A vicious fight left her grappling with the dark side of far-right fame."
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yet another reason to burn all this shit down
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time I get jump scared by that Sean Davis photo, I am struck by the fact that he CHOSE THAT PHOTO to represent himself to the world.
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In front of my tv, eyelids wired open, giving myself the Ludovico technique to keep up on the Mormon Housewives or whatever the fuck: “I will keep the monoculture alive if it kills me”
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They’re just putting anything on shirts now
McDonald’s shirt with logo on the frontMcDonald’s shirt that says “20 pc chicken McNuggets meal”
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m confused as to what type of fraud they think is committed by someone paying for something and then not using it.
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember when Google’s thing was don’t be evil? Now tech bros are literally like “evil is good, actually”. These are not people who feel like they will ever face consequences. I know advocating for violence will get a ban but like what if someone TELLS YOU THEYRE EVIL?
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember THIS is the guy who wants you to be on the lookout for the Antichrist
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
kinda feels like the time to say something was before charging people with phony crimes for protesting and then waging an elaborate conspiracy to cover up prosecutorial misconduct but who asked me?
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Both these people look like if you asked AI to make images of someone named “Ella Langley” and “Tucker Wetmore”
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“That’s the type of thing President Trump likes to do.” Be racist and weird? Yea we know
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s really fun that to be confirmed to any position, the best practice is basically to pretend like you just hatched from an egg and barely know how to function. Just a blank slate, empty head who’s somehow qualified for a top government post
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If trump and his cronies are not punished and allowed to “save face” he might as well run for a third term and honestly at that point would deserve to win
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Naked Sydney Sweeney advertising for a betting app by touting how it doesn’t let you bet on wars or death is the most Idiocracy coded thing I’ve ever seen
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
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Xero Reynolds 41/100 on Patreon @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After what feels like an absurdly long wait, we finally have proper KPop Demon Hunter figures from Mattel. Today’s toy is Rumi - How it’s Done version (2026). These figures are great for under $25. The swappable faces is a really fun feature. It’s nice that they keep the long spindly proportions.
Mattel Rumi Kpop Demon Hunters figureMattel Rumi Kpop Demon Hunters figure eating ramenMattel Rumi Kpop Demon Hunters figureMattel Rumi Kpop Demon Hunters figure crying over ramen
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gorillaz was maybe the best show I’ve ever been to. Great energy. The crowd was so wholesome. There was this constant hum of the crowd knowing all the words. Not in an annoying way but in a very harmonious way. Plus DELTRON
Deltron 3030 logo on stage at Kia Center OrlandoGorillaz performing at Kia Center Orlando with Mountain graphic. Gorillaz perform Clint Eastwood at Kia Center with big animated 2D head in background Gorillaz performing Tranz at Kia Center with video projected in background.
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We have to stop being so dumb. Like, societally.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 18/09/2026
realize I'm a little bit of a quirky guy but being punched in the face repeatedly by masked men with guns actually is something I find frightening
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dems are walking right into this shit. How are they so bad at this?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
RFK Jr. wants people to get sick. He wants them to get sick and he thinks it is a good thing if they die, since those who live will have "natural immunity" and emerge stronger and fitter.
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Poor Donpen. Anyway today’s toy is the Bandai diversity of life Axolotl gashapon (2023). I got the leucistic and wild versions. Neat little articulated gilly boys. I really cleaned up on cute little critters.
Bandai gashapon leucistic axolotl figurineBandai gashapon leucistic axolotl figurineBandai gashapon leucistic axolotl figurineBandai gashapon leucistic axolotl figurine with wild version
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some people took issue with my post about dems not hammering home messaging about gas prices, and I guess they are, but the problem is they still feel the need to do this shit
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 17/09/2026
I am so goddamn tired of this shit. support transgender people or fuck off forever
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gorillaz says Free Palestine
Damon Albarn holding up a Palestine flag at a Gorillaz showDamon Albarn holding up a Palestine flag at a Gorillaz show
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Eryk Salvaggio @eryk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wall Street Journal’s editorial page has a (complimentary) op-ed concerning my recent piece in the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists. thebulletin.org/2026/09/rogu...
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Rogue AI didn’t breach Hugging Face, human decisions did
At the core of the Hugging Face hacking incident were a series of human choices that traded security for speed.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fail. (Big piece on this tomorrow.) www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
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Democratic advisers are warning their candidates not to go too hard at AI
Democratic consultants are warning their candidates in some key races not to lean into AI regulations out of fear that powerful tech groups could spend heavily against them.
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Other things being equal” doing an insane amount of lifting here when literally discussing inequality
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🎶 Don don don, Don-ki 🎶 Today’s toy is Donpen by PPIT (date unknown). Mascot of the Japan-based store Don Quijote. These stores are multilevel and each floor is devoted to something different (make-up, toys, housewares, etc.) . The theme song “Miracle Shopping” will get stuck in your head forever.
Donpen plushieDonpen plushieDonpen plushie
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s weird that this isn’t the main talking point of dems. Like if they want to avoid the massive criminality, just point to the fact that we’re in a useless war that’s causing gas prices to explode exponentially.
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Roast him grok. Use the forbidden words.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A strange voice from far away said, “PRESENTING THE GREATEST TOAD IN ALL THE WORLD!”
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We’re goin down and goin down hard
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