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Jane Doe

@certainlynotliz.com
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Just dancing through the lightning strikes. ALLCAPS. Opinions here are my own; nothing is an endorsement. 🫶 📚✈️ 📸 🏒

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of posts about talking to your sons in light of the Cornell article. And yes. Talk to your sons. Here are some things you should say, based on anti-violence research about what they need to hear:
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 27/09/2026
I see Spencer Pratt hasn’t changed since The Hills
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some pilots are part of the furry community
An illustration of the Ralph Lauren Polo bear dressed up as a pilot and standing in front of a red airplane. The text says "Polo Aviator by Ralph Lauren."
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giulia 🍂🎃🔮☆⋆。𖦹°‧★ @giuliaisamirrorball.swifties.social · 25/09/2026
me ignoring all the haters and vibing to cleveland
a scene from brooklyn 99: a woman in an office is dancing with her headphones on and eyes closed, while on the background a man is being taken away by the police
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 25/09/2026
ok, I need to sleep. So, far it’s 1. Cleveland 2. Pink Clouding 3. Babylon 4. Patient Zero
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 24/09/2026
I once tore my Achilles, but the colposcopy was the worst pain I've ever felt.
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 24/09/2026
That's one way to make sure we are all watching the VMAs
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 23/09/2026
This is amazing
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Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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karlie (taylor’s version) @memorygarden1989.swifties.social · 23/09/2026
taylor to the swifties
A meme saying “there’s not going to be a debut Taylor’s version you stupid slut”
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 22/09/2026
New Taylor AND new Darkwing? it's a good day, friends
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🪻🦋tater⸆⸉🦋🪻 @tristynnn.swifties.social · 22/09/2026
please this is so funny
Screenshot of a post from threads. It says "I wonder if Travis ever gets nervous when Taylor rides around the house on her Jigsaw tricycle coming up with all these riddles."
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 22/09/2026
Now there's four zeros in the IG caption...
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 22/09/2026
WHAT IS PATIENT ZERO?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Mother Of God What Is It
ALT: Mother Of God What Is It
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 22/09/2026
Ready
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Clown Car
ALT: Clown Car
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 22/09/2026
I am at work, Taylor, I don't have time for zodiac killer antics today. But, for what it's worth swiftie besties 0-0-0 is the numerical annotation for a queenside castling in chess
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emma ✿ @opaliteskies.swifties.social · 22/09/2026
You don’t know the life of a showgirl bla bla bla you don’t know the life of a fan who has to be chronically online ready for their zodiac killer popstar to taunt them with numbers and letters to the point they identify themselves as literal circus clowns
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm a new fan to movies, who the fuck has been gatekeeping Matt Damon
Threads post

I'm a new fan to hockey but I already have a huge complaint...

WHO THE FVCK HAS BEEN GATEKEEPING SIDNEY CROSBY???
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every small business owner in America should hear this clip. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 19/09/2026
Ah yes, I see pick-me over there still trying to get picked
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
Post from Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 15/09/2026
As the maker of many, many unhinged playlists...This is next level unhinged
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Ing. Anton 🩷 • SabCrave 💋 @tonton.swifties.social · 14/09/2026
I can't believe Taylor Swift stole the moon!
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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Joanna Grossman @joannagrossman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another unconscionable result of the GOP’s war on women. www.propublica.org/article/ecto...
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Ectopic Pregnancy Deaths Have Nearly Doubled. It’s Worse in States With Abortion Bans.
With prompt and appropriate medical care, experts say, people shouldn’t die from an ectopic pregnancy. Women in Texas and Oklahoma have sued over delays in care, which, coupled with our new analysis, ...
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 08/09/2026
First of all that’s Frank
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The Washington Sun @washingtonsun.com · 04/09/2026
HHS is canceling infant mortality and postpartum grants to focus instead on research related to what the department says are “root causes” like sperm counts and erectile dysfunction. www.notus.org/health-science/hhs-ca…
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HHS Cancels Infant Mortality, Postpartum Grants to Focus on Sperm Counts, ED
Officials at the Office of Minority Health told grantees that they’re prioritizing “root causes” of infertility and promoting exercise.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/08/2026
Still cracking up over the idea of a movie asking "What if Scrooge had a point," because A) he didn't and B) it's not as if we haven't already had the entire run of DuckTales to explore this question
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 31/08/2026
This is a rule that I hold as a basic fundamental
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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hill I'll die on: Caitlin Clark isn't a generational talent. She's one of the first in what appears to be a long line of incredibly talented players coming out of the NCAA. These players are the results of years of putting resources into girls sports. They will only get better. #WNBA
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 31/08/2026
What in the Cesar Flickerman is this?
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Quote of the day
"Bill Maher is Joe Rogan for people who think they're too smart for Joe Rogan."
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 26/08/2026
Everyone get mad at this very real logo. If you would like other small business related reasons to be mad please reach out, there are plenty, I'll walk you through them. - Your friendly neighborhood Little Business (apparently) Advocate
"Vintage-style blue and cream illustration of a circular seal for the Smaller War Plants Corporation. The seal features an Eye of Providence atop a brick pyramid, with the Latin motto 'Annuit Coeptis' arched above and a ribbon banner reading 'Little Business' below. The seal sits against a backdrop of an illustrated industrial skyline with factory buildings and smokestacks."
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lydia 🐌🍂 is probably yelling about hockey (㇏(•̀ᢍ•́)ノ) @lyddia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
absolutely not dolly. double it and give it to the next person WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is going to completely screw up the lyrics to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 20/08/2026
Why is LinkedIn?
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My Chemical Romance

@MCRofficail

We recognize concerns that our band "romanticizes sadness", but there are emo bands that do far worse. There are some that romanticize Ohio.
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 10/08/2026
And because I’ve committed to the bit
1989 (Taylor’s Version) cover made to look like the cover for Carl vin Clausewitz’s On War  (Carl’s Version)
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 10/08/2026
At this point, my skyline is mostly just Carl von Clausewitz and Taylor Swift. What a time to be alive.
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Worst thing since sliced ketchup
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 06/08/2026
To quote Minnie Mouse: “🎶We’ll sing a song, and absolutely nothing will go wrong”
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Jane Doe @certainlynotliz.com · 04/08/2026
See, the problem with you using chat GPT and me using actual data is that now I have to figure out a way to explain the difference that isn't just me giving you side eye.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Accidentally had avocado toast for lunch instead of paying my mortgage again.
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