Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 6hIf the death penalty is allowed, then the prosecutor who requests it should be the one to carry it out. No more hiding behind the pretense that it’s a medical act. 020
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 10hThe Roberts’ Court loves it weird brand of Catholicism when it comes to abortion, but ignores all Catholic teachings on the death penalty 121
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My God If I were Schmitt, I would resign and never appear in public again 130
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Our work is becoming too powerful, and we are too ethical to share it” 100
Reposted by Lindsay (Tired Version)NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3142041179
Reposted by Lindsay (Tired Version)Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is in Copilot, the least sexy chatbot imaginable, and one of the less popular ones, even though it’s packed into Windows. ChatGPT logs have to be a total cesspool 16426
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026To everyone who remembers using dial up internet….how did we all know about this? 130
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wow, fuck these motherfuckers LEAVE OUR PARKS ALONE 010
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you were a billionaire, what is your weird issue you would make politicians be made about? Mine would be people who loudly play music on their phone while walking around in public OR bots that comment Alysa Liu is taking the year off cause she is afraid of Russians 120
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wonder how Kody and Robyn plan on sustaining their tacky lifestyle without the Sister Wives checks rolling in? Will Kody be able to get a real job instead of cutting down random trees for no reason? 000
Reposted by Lindsay (Tired Version)Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I feel you, Daniel L 434354670
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The well know scam of uhhh *checks notes* Paying money into a system with no return 040
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Somewhere, the head of tourism for Cleveland is weeping tears of joy 010
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Look who I saw on my walk, completely unbothered by my presence 030
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m two minutes in to #RHOSLC and I’m already irritated with Quai and her husband’s nipples 140
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lmao Trump’s hissy fit over Cornyn is going to hand Democrats a generational victory. This rules. 020
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Xi was probably like “yeah, that is a nice helipad” the way you do when a child is showing off their new toy and Trump took that to mean he is some sort of stone savant 110
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 24/09/2026All this does is show how relatively meaningless chart domination is post-monoculture All I Want For Christmas Is You is inescapable. It’s become part of the rhythm of the holiday season. Maybe I’m out of touch, but I don’t know this other song, and even people who are out of touch know AIWFCIY 000
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If I ever meet the editor of NYT Connections, it’s on sight 120
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can’t we just remove his name on 01/20/28? Like I hate him, but imagine how angry he will be if he “wins” the naming battle, then watches it all get smashed to smithereens the second he leaves 110
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Someone make this weirdo watch a documentary about the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire, eyes propped open, A Clockwork Orange style. 100
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Maybe I’m stuck in 🤡 🤡 mode but I think more is coming. This rollout feels too big for only four songs 140
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No. Baz Luhrmann perfected it. Cancel this and everyone watches Romeo + Juliet instead Also - Olde English, you sure about that? 040
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me: *quietly living life* My cat: “Hmm, seems you need excessive amounts fur all over your outfit. Here ya go. Don’t brush me again, I’ll generate more faster than ever” 1160
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I entered my info, the Shopify popup asked me for a code to confirm my identity. I confirmed it and….it kicked me out? I’m back in line now?? WT effing F?static.klipy.comTaylor Swift TTPD: Mirror Shattering RageAlt: Taylor Swift TTPD: Mirror Shattering Rage 030
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Idk what it is but I’m in line to buy it 010
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m no expert, but if I were underwater in the polls and facing a generational blowout, I would not choose to take healthcare away from nearly a million people 42 days out from an election. 020
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Does anyone else wonder if she’ll keep the country accent for DebutTV? 000
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Idk who needs to hear this, but if you haven’t checked out your local library in a while, you should Mine offers tickets to local events and attractions. I got two tickets to the symphony! They also offer tickets to museums, opera, the zoo, etc Libraries rule! 030
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sorry Stanford nerds, but I actually have four brains 000
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Lmao Trump sucks so hard Texas is going to flip blue Love to see it! 130
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s lame as fuck that we’ve basically been living in right-wingers’ owning-the-libs dream scenarios for the past decade, but the second we say “hey, maybe poor kids should get free school lunches?” they act like we’re storming the Bastille. 150
Reposted by Lindsay (Tired Version)Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026LOL -- Fox News cuts away from Vance's speech and a host says, "we will bring you back to this rally if he starts to make news" 49486021755
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I will always stan Sheed idc. I still yell “ball don’t lie” at every missed foul attempt 100
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m finally getting around to watching the JailBlazers documentary on Netflix and the fact that the very first appearance is from this clown is not giving me high hopes for the rest of it 100
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I really hate this trend of emails decided to separate emails on my behalf Something I needed was filtered into an “other” folder, while nonsense is in “focused” Stop doing this! I never asked for this! 100
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Let Isaac Chotiner interview Tilly Norwood 030
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 19/09/2026All these “oh no, our ai is so powerful we can’t contain it!” stories are starting to sound like pr bullshit 220
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Got laid off today. Decided to stop at my favorite Indian place for some comfort food. It’s permanently closed. What other fresh horrors await?static.klipy.comAnne Hathaway in Les MisérablesAlt: Anne Hathaway, looking distraught, in Les Misérables singing, “I had a dream my life would be/so different from this hell I’m loving” from I Dreamed a Dream 660
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 18/09/2026As an elder millennial. This hits hard. 56 is too young www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/a...nytimes.comDuncan Sheik, Who Traded Pop Stardom for Broadway, Dies at 56 (Gift Article)Weary of the heartthrob label after his 1996 hit “Barely Breathing,” he pivoted to musical theater and won two Tonys for composing “Spring Awakening.” 030
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Did Ethel drink paint when she was pregnant with this clown school reject? 110
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Today’s NYT connections was bullshit Spoiler alert: Tim Curry character namers is NOT one of the options, despite there being four Tim Curry character names 😡 😡 😡 010
Reposted by Lindsay (Tired Version)Moot Dengrich ☠️🎢 @catfishsushi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He tried and failed to be a Broadway producer. playbill.com/article/look...playbill.comLooking Back on Donald Trump’s Broadway Venture—And His Playbill BioHe was associate producer on Paris Is Out! What if it had been a hit? 121
Lindsay (Tired Version) @swiftchai.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Endorsing someone with no personality to take over a cult of personality 🤦🏻♀️ 200