Reposted by Wandlandyjoe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i probably shouldn’t admit how much i gasped when i saw this 25981165
Reposted by WandlandyThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026Commentary: All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over, by Osama bin Laden theonion.comAll Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me OverI’ve never been the type of guy to change his mind easily. Back in my mujahedeen days, my buddies would always point out how stubborn I was—they couldn’t get me to budge on anything! But even the most... 946931
Reposted by WandlandyRob Dunson, Collateral Beautician @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The chopped and screwed Jim Bakker videos by Vic Berger are among the greatest media of the 21st century, really cannot recommend them highly enough. I say "I'm FINE! The cows are dead, the kids are on drugs, but I'M FINE! I'M FINE!" at least once a week 515821
Reposted by WandlandySarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tyreek Hill is so pre-signed and I hate it so much 2455
Reposted by WandlandyGarfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 111429387
Reposted by WandlandyThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies theonion.com/letterboxd-holds-seanc… 856344
Reposted by WandlandyUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 902311389
Reposted by WandlandyLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yeah, well, Saturn devoured his Son. 3966
Reposted by WandlandyKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers. 15710317786
Reposted by WandlandyMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This week in fridge drawings 19713
Reposted by WandlandyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing 871397175
Reposted by WandlandyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right 294886762
Reposted by Wandlandythe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Libs: "Nolan's Odyssey is a masterpiece!" Cons: "Grok's Odyssey will be elite!" Me, a true patron of the arts: 26111
Reposted by Wandlandyleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier 4351821127
Reposted by WandlandyBryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The only team not to lose to Spain at the World Cup? Cape Verde. 414014756
Reposted by WandlandyPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries 4375811720
Reposted by WandlandyAll Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 15/07/2026England parking the bus 542885
Reposted by WandlandyMel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027. 572458627
Reposted by Wandlandyceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum 197177483110
Reposted by WandlandyDouglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR" 1453011245
Reposted by WandlandySteve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Oh, *now* Argentina are against handball 631174
Reposted by WandlandyNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago? 2655011044
Reposted by WandlandyAnna Grzymala-Busse @annagbusse.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Kind of ironic for Argentina to complain about a hand ball 1441653
Reposted by WandlandyJefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 03/07/202639yo Messi vs 40yo Vozinha, it’s like a bluesky fight made it to the real world 01296377
Reposted by WandlandyMal @guacs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026CABO VERDE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION IN ALL WORLD CUPS 41256190
Reposted by WandlandyJared Dubin @jadubin5.bsky.social · 02/07/2026They can reverse Balogun's red card on appeal if Mike Pence has the courage. 014017
Reposted by WandlandyCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/07/2026WE WERE GIVEN A FIFA PEACE PRIZE THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS 131781236
Reposted by WandlandyMel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98! 1054303593595
Reposted by WandlandyMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Cat's going to sit where a cat wants to sit: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s... 26719
Reposted by Wandlandyleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier 228140313949
Reposted by WandlandyThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/06/2026“Learning the names of characters I’d never heard of before wasn’t easy, but ultimately I’m glad I did my part to support the arts,” said 34-year-old Darren Mosleytheonion.comNation Proud Of Self For Watching, Enjoying Original MovieWASHINGTON—Patting themselves on the back for seeing a film that was neither a sequel nor a prequel, the U.S. populace announced Wednesday that they were proud of themselves for watching and enjoying ... 560058
Reposted by WandlandyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026According to a test I took on genius dot com I'm too smart to ever fall for confirmation bias 111184115
Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Uh, were they in some kind of Heaven’s Gate-type cult? 000
Reposted by WandlandyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I like the shot clock in basketball, they should have that for work zoom meetings 151250109
Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The rare Onion article that’s very funny but also very sweet. 000
