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Wandlandy

@cellojordan.bsky.social
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Mostly here to reskeet like three accounts.

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joe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i probably shouldn’t admit how much i gasped when i saw this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
Commentary: All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over, by Osama bin Laden
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All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over
I’ve never been the type of guy to change his mind easily. Back in my mujahedeen days, my buddies would always point out how stubborn I was—they couldn’t get me to budge on anything! But even the most...
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Rob Dunson, Collateral Beautician @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The chopped and screwed Jim Bakker videos by Vic Berger are among the greatest media of the 21st century, really cannot recommend them highly enough. I say "I'm FINE! The cows are dead, the kids are on drugs, but I'M FINE! I'M FINE!" at least once a week
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tyreek Hill is so pre-signed and I hate it so much
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies theonion.com/letterboxd-holds-seanc…
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Barton Fink, pointing to his head, yelling, “This is my uniform! This is how I serve the common man!”
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, well, Saturn devoured his Son.
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now that’s some good timeline synergy.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FALSE BERLIN and BIZARRE LITTLE MEN are categories, they did the thing
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My wife was very confused when I started hooting and hollering.
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Might be my favorite out-of-nowhere joke from the whole show.
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Pingu Flushes the Toilet
ALT: Pingu Flushes the Toilet
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This week in fridge drawings
Ink and watercolor drawing of John Lydon from Public Image Ltd singling on stage. Behind him are the words
I COULD BE FAT!
I COULD BE LIGHT!
I COULD BE TAB!
I COULD BE SPRITE!
I COULD BE BARK!
I COULD BE BITE! 
I COULD BE JIM! 
I COULD BE DWIGHT!
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This post is a Treasure
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Victim of the novel coronavirus Herman Cain
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A gom jabbar??
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing
The Donkey Kong family tree notably saying that DK Jr is the dad of Donkey Kong Country Donkey Kong but the grandad of Diddy Kong
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 01/02/2026
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Walking from the parking lot with a full cart of groceries into the store to… sell the groceries back to the store?
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tonight’s example
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I know the tariffs are painful, but I think they’re a good way to bring Smoke Manufacturing jobs to America
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Libs: "Nolan's Odyssey is a masterpiece!" Cons: "Grok's Odyssey will be elite!" Me, a true patron of the arts:
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Now that’s a Mark Twain Prize for Humor-caliber joke right there.
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Look, Smithers! Jemothy is coming!
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The only team not to lose to Spain at the World Cup? Cape Verde.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
episode 098
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
episode 045
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England parking the bus
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
RFK Jr. with a speech bubble
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027.
SPACEBALLS: The New One
Coming Soon
Only In Theaters 2027
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If VAR were a person
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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…CJ…⭕️ @cookie89-89.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"
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Wandlandy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Telemundo crew have called it a golazo twice
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh, *now* Argentina are against handball
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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Anna Grzymala-Busse @annagbusse.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Kind of ironic for Argentina to complain about a hand ball
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 03/07/2026
39yo Messi vs 40yo Vozinha, it’s like a bluesky fight made it to the real world
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