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Kiwi 🥝 @ceilingkiwi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
archiveofourown.org/works/87273751
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Kiwi 🥝 @ceilingkiwi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I had an IVF donor-conceived science baby a few months ago and obviously the most important payoff to that is now I get to write a way-too-intimate fic about Ryland Grace being 🫃. A bad time is guaranteed for all.
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felix:) @saintjarna.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
good luck, stay safe #mgs #otasune
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Jason Furman @jasonfurman.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The other day a student asked me about the prevalence of insider trading in prediction markets. I now have an answer.
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Bidonica @bidonica.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I think about this post by tumblr user kiran a normal amount. Truly how it is to be a Kaz enjoyer (alt text if you can't read from the image)
Meme image showing the various stages of enjoying the character of Kazuhira Miller from metal gear solid 


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haha funny burger man
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did he just have homosexual
sex on screen???
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He is genuinely the most depressing character in the entire mgs franchise. Born an allen to two worlds, being ostracized Japan but not fitting in the American lifestyle in the states and losing his parents and only connections to his home countries, he finds himself building a world with snake above all nations, a home for those without one, only for this home and all of his soldiers, who he considered family, to be killed and destroyed in front of him with nothing he could do but watch. Ten years he tried to build the dream back from scratch promising revenge and to get back everything he and snake built, only to realize he's been played by snake the whole time, the man he revered as legend, and it sends him into a bitter spiral for the rest of the series. The dissonance between the two versions you see of him is jarring, one happy and always making jokes in your ear vs an angry man only focused on revenge and the ghosts of the soldiers he's lost, it's just so sad to watch. This is on top of the fact that you know from the first game in the solid franchise that he is destined to die alone in the cold with none of his dreams fulfilled and the one to pull the trigger is an elderly Russian man dressed like a cowboy from the Wild West. (part 2 of alt text in the following post)
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
South Korean protest culture is one of the country's huge strengths and it relies in part upon having large networks of people who can be mobilized at short notice. The U.S. is at nowhere near this stage of organization but it badly needs to be.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
just discovered that Ben Platt is married to the *second* person to play the role of Evan Hansen on Broadway, and I feel that this is somehow incest and should require a Papal dispensation.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
if i see someone at an fbi presser say “notices bulge owo what’s this” out loud im afraid i might never come back
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
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Everything Metal Gear ❗ @metalgearqwc.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015)
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Rynli @rynli.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
sketch request #discoelysium
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
with everything going on last night I almost forgot to put out chick-fil-a and freedom fries for Never Forget Ned
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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it is totally appropriate to ask this question. In fact, it’s deeply inappropriate not to ask.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 10/09/2025
This isn’t even the first example of political violence this year: Minnesota’s house speaker was shot and killed just three months ago, as was her husband. One of her colleagues was critically wounded. What was their rhetoric then?
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I don't feel any particular joy in Charlie Kirk getting shot. It's not the sort of thing I celebrate. But I also struggle to care when someone gets the very thing they've wished for openly, on multiple occasions, in multiple iterations, for literal years, b/c they thought it would be someone else.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Have been tagged in to provide the reminder about traumatic video because of the Charlie Kirk shooting video going around! 1. Settings -> Content & Media, turn off "autoplay video" 2. Keep your device sound off while browsing so an accidental activation won't include the sound
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I would like to take this opportunity to remember the children killed at church in Minnesota and the children killed at Uvalde.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 07/09/2025
peak narrative to write the thrall of the god of murder into being a daddy’s girl who has a massive crash out with a skill check
Orin from baldur’s gate 3 flipping out about you killing her grandfather, she’s pallid white and covered in viscera, blood.
“I know what you did. Spilled my grandfather's crimson... He was mine. He showed me how to slice and slit. He guides my daggers still.
She looks angry and is crashing out, denial in her face: Grandfather loved me. He worshipped me. These petty smearings will not save you.

Now panic, her all white eyes are wide in disbelief:

No. Not him. Not him... I did all this for him. Everything... everything...Grimacing anger again because she’s an evil vile bitch:

Bhaal... Father, they lie to me. They lie!
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 08/09/2025
One of the things that shocked me getting older is how common this is and how few men are willing to do anything about it. I’ll be talking to one of my girl space friends and she’ll be like “yeah i was basically fighting off an attack on my own competence by 3 unprepared idiots and nobody said boo”
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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Writer: Did you make the mockup of the pregnancy car tag? Copilot: Yeah boss, real fuckin transgender just like you asked ifstudies.org/blog/baby-on...
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tisane al-gaib @dallaninvictus.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Ladies, ladies, please, you're both hellsites
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mocha! 🫧 @santacarburera.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
an anime girl eating a burger caption: RT if you love Burgers, Or are you afraid? are you scared? everyone you know will know you like burgers
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Woman w no criminal history detained by ICE after a routine check-in discovered she was pregnant and had a miscarriage while in custody. Judge ordered her released yesterday, citing apparent due process violations. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
We're just performative men! We're just innocent men!
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/08/2025
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ it 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/08/2025
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
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Bart King @bartking.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Inside of you are two tacos.
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Sumita Pahwa @sumitapahwa.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Seed art at the Minnesota State Fair is very creative.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Get in loser we’re urbanizing California
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I can’t get over how old and sickly Trump seems in every setting now. The fact that the DC press corps is making this the lead question and topic in DC is astounding. He’s clearly not well—even by Trumpian standards of clarity.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
i have no idea why my meme archive has so many of these
Pokemon Clinton meme
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Kiwi 🥝 @ceilingkiwi.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Apparently they’re making an official, Lloyd Webber-backed Phantom of the Opera anime, which is the exact same idea I had when I was 12 and trying to write phantom of the opera/inuyasha crossfic
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bigdataenergy.bsky.social @bigdataenergy.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
James Dobson dying made me optimistic today - just think of all the utter pieces of shit that will be dying from now till the next 15 or so years. So much dancing in the street coming.
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Silly Billy🧿🪷 @lsillybillyl.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
#kimkitsuragi #discoelysium
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
there is a new evangelical church-run coffee shop in Durham, and they really did not think through their interior design
cafe with white wall, painted in large black letters: THIS IS HOME but the font makes it look like it says THIS IS HOMO
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Fox 17 Nashville reports that Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from criminal detention in Tennessee and is on his way home to Maryland. “Today, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free,” his attorney, @sean-hecker.bsky.social, said in a statement. fox17.com/news/local/k...
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia free from Tennessee jail and returning home to Maryland, lawyer says
Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been freed from Putnam County Jail and is on his way to reunite with his family in Maryland, his lawyer confirms to FOX 17 News.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
this but for “reporting”
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Dyo @dyonisian.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
artezinha que vou estar levando pro bonodori para os dois fãs de disco elysium da bahia
desenho de dois homens, um de jaqueta laranja e outra de jaqueta verde, ambos sentados em um balanço observado o mar, representando cena icônica do jogo Disco Elysium. Something beautiful is going to happen está escrito no desenho.
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 21/08/2025
Abortion access is, again, on the table for Texans this special session. GOP lawmakers will vote on at least three bills that could make it more difficult to access abortion pills and for young people to leave the state for care, Susan Rinkunas writes.
democracydocket.com
Texas' Anti-Democratic Special Session Is an Attack on Abortion, Too
Read more here.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
My first reaction to 10/7 was horror at what happened. My second was horror at what would happen next. Celebratory “this is what de-colonization looks like” comments were badly wrong, not just morally, analytically too. The aftermath of killing a stronger power’s civilians usually gets very bloody.
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Chatty Lamb @chatty-lamb.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I forgot I have this account! Trans Kim
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Matthijs @mccaine.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Karl Marx labubu... no, labour theory of value
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
they're demanding nuremberg trials for Deltarune fans over on wplace bc someone drew Ralsei smoking weed over a memorial for an old racehorse nobody heard of until this year bc they named an anime girl after him the internet still got it sometimes
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 12/08/2025
BREAKING: Sherrod Brown just announced that he’s running for Senate in Ohio. This makes OH one of the top flip targets for 2026. Let’s do it. secure.actblue.com/donate/votse...
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I just gave to Voters of Tomorrow PAC
I just gave to Voters of Tomorrow PAC
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