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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 4h

@jeremyokelley.bsky.social Watching this again. Haven't seen it since it was a Fantastic Fest selection.

Screenshot from IMDB page for A Dark Song (2016). Text reads:

Did you know? A Dark Song (2016)
Trivia
Sorted by Spoilers (at bottom)

The ritual performed in the movie is the Abramelin Operation, an occult rite attempted by gnostics such as Aleister Crowley. The ritual is meant to obtain "the knowledge and conversation" of the ritualist's guardian angel.
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Wrongly considered an error, director Liam Gavin chose not to depict actual parts of the ritual and asked artists to change all symbols out of superstition and respect for the process.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A cartel of GPU, DRAM and NAND chip makers have decided this is normal now, and nobody is doing anything about it because capitalism says every is working as it should.

A screenshot showing price history graphed from May to September 2026 showing steady price increases from $6300 to $8700. Text reads: Over the past 30 days, the price of HP Omen Max 45L RTX 5090 Gaming PC has ranged from $7,469.99 to $8,689.99. The current price is $8,689.99, the highest in the past 30 days.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wait a minute, didn't he whine about Iran not opening the fuckin strait five months ago?

Screenshot from a Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump from 5 months ago that reads:
"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Admit it: your first thought was: "Fetterman finally snapped"

An undated Bluesky post by @nbcnews.com that reads:
"A Pennsylvania man with a history of plotting a mass-casualty attack as a minor is charged with obtaining a semiautomatic rifle to carry out an attack for ISIS, according to court documents."

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Tom Homan always reminded me of the character Andrei Lysenko played by actor Joss Ackland in The Hunt For Red October (1990). I'm weird that way.

Actor Joss Ackland as Soviet ambassador Andrei Lysenko in a scene from The Hunt For Red October

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Please get your kitties vaccinated! They need 5G to live all 9 lives

Screenshot of a Miami Herald story. It reads: "Miami Herald
<photo of kittens> (photo caption reads:)
A deadly cat virus is surging across South Florida, and Miami veterinarians urge pet owners to get their cats vaccinated. Carl Juste Miami Herald File

HEALTH CARE
Deadly virus spreading among cats in South Florida. What are the warning signs?

"We're not vaccinating enough."
By Amaia Gavica
Updated September 3, 2026 2:01 PM

Late summer brings an increase in a deadly disease spreading in cats across South Florida, causing intense illness and"

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What a difference leopards eating your face makes

Post by Milo Yiannopolis on X, dated Jun 8, 2025. Reads: California needs ICE checkpoints at supermarket entrances, gas stations, strip malls, intersections and government buildings, with on the spot deportation for anyone who can't prove they are in the US legally.

Post by Reggie B. on X, dated Sep 1, 2026 above a photo of Milo Yiannopolis on Piers Morgan Live. Post reads: Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member.
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Case in fucking point, this is but one channel auto-generating new slop each day and counting on the mindless Google algorithm to suggest one of them to you. Absolute garbage content.

A YouTube channel called OffGrid Secrets listing 6 video thumbnails all featuring either "BANNED?" or "ILLEGAL IN USA?" with an AI generated man pointing over his shoulder at some random building. The video descriptions all say some variation of "... and cools your home for $0". Each video is published exactly one day apart.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Days of Thundarr the Barbarian

Cartoon title for Thundarr the Barbarian, featuring three main characters in action poses standing in front of flames

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I picture Fetterman like this

Ben Affleck in jeans and a blue shirt with a lit cigarette in one hand, his eye closed, looking tired meme

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Robo-Baphomet is seeking consenting adult humans for chainsaw sacrifice party, cake and punch will be served

A photo of a black four legged robot with a centaur like upper torso and a goat like head with horns. The arms are holding an industrial chainsaw. It stands in front of the back of a pickup truck with the tailgate down, in a wooded environment. Caption reads: Source: CyberRobo | @CyberRobooo on X

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

You can see his real hairline and the combover

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

YouTube videos used to use stock video clips but now they just ask Microsoft Copilot to hallucinate a freak deer with tails growing out of both ends

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The Great American State Fair, courtesy of the partisan Freedom 250 Task Committee, is the Fyre Festival of Semiquincentennial events. Trump will later claim it was the greatest celebration of America since its founding.

An infamous photo of a sullen-faced young woman wearing a green wig, standing in a smoky room behind some prop test tubes and beakers from Willy's Chocolate Experience in 2024 Glasgow

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Show me a pic that captures your essence

A tabby cat in a police car blowing into a portable breathalyzer which displays the number 0.13

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I think this movie is excellent, and not just because Curry Barker is a talented YouTuber. His skits (comedy, horror) are all based on a simple idea, which he executes creatively, masterfully. Obsession was inspired by that Simpsons episode where Bart gets a monkey paw. You know the one.

A screenshot of a Fantastic Fest 2025 ballot for OBSESSION, dated Sep 23, 2025. Scaled from 1=Not Good to 5=Excellent. The ballot is marked 5.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Yeah why is the Claude logo an anus, Dario

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I guaran-fuckin-tee you that the day iOS 27 releases with the new unstupid Siri, I will find a way to break it within the same day. The same day. I'm betting Apple Music still can't understand non-English band names. I've told Apple they need to fix it and they just told me I'm saying it wrong 😜

Results from a Google search. Text reads:
To get Siri to understand and play the French indie-pop/nu-disco band L'Impératrice, you have to trick her English phonetic processing. If you use a native French accent, Siri will likely misinterpret the words as "Lampe" or "A mattress."
Apple Music +3
• Pronounce it "Anglicized"
Instead of saying the name smoothly in French, say it with a flat, phonetic English accent. Split the pronunciation into distinct, harsh English syllables:
• Say: "Lamp-er-uh-trees" or "Limb-pir-uh-trice"
• Complete voice command: "Siri, play the band Lamp-er-uh-trees."

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Didn't DOGE just recklessly fire federal employees and replace them with half-baked AI agents that hallucinate made up answers all day? Do you need to pay a consulting firm to act this irresponsibly?

Screenshot of a WIRED article headline that reads:
WIRED
STARTUP LIFE
The DOGE Boys Get
VC Funding to Support Their Latest
Enterprise
Former DOGE members and Elon Musk allies are backing a startup aimed at using Al to apply "learnings" from DOGE to the private sector.
VITTORIA ELLIOTT
06.05.26 11:06 AM

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

There is no "war on protein." Performative manliness spox RFK Jr made it up to make himself appear to accomplish something. In reality, we are protein obsessed.

A humorous diagram from The Simpsons labeled "FOOD CHAIN" with the shape of a human in the center and shapes of various animals surrounding it with arrows all pointing from the animals to the human.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I was pleasantly surprised by the Steam Controller (2.0). It is smaller and lighter than the images would have you believe. Steam Deck users would feel at home: it shares controller settings with the Steam Deck. Your hands are closer together though.

Three different video game controllers photographed over a completed jigsaw puzzle. From top to bottom: a white Sony PlayStation DualSense Edge, a dark grey Steam Controller (2026), and a black Steam Controller (2015)

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

On this Day 3799 of the occupation

A stylized "breaking news" interstitial video frame with the words "OH FUCK WHAT NOW" instead of "breaking news"

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