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Ceiling Cat

@ceilingcat.bsky.social
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Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.

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Big Jesus Trashcan @bigjesustrashcan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 2h
Be insane
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Mari Paige @mari-paige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I GOT A CAT! My first time as a cat owner since I was little, if you can believe it. Say hello to Nia! 🐱💙
Nia, my female brown tabby domestic shorthair mix cat, standing on a blue platform. She has a hot pink collar and looking to the right with her eyes open in curiosity.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 3h
Every cat thinks this
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 5h
Every single senator who voted to confirm this guy
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 6h
Impeach now
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 6h
Idaho is it, then
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 7h
it's required, when you're majoring in CS here
Batman University in Turkey
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 6h
"Look, Natalie, I can now watch when you change me."
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 6h
For the visiting narcissist
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 7h
Cat doing cat things!
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 9h
What are the poblanos stuffed with?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17h
Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

(image of a cat bathed in pink/purple light looking up at a giant screen with a sexy cat on it)
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 13h
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 12h
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 11h
@jeremyokelley.bsky.social
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 11h
The OS has a built-in "it's time to go outside an touch grass" timer
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 11h
Tomcat Cruise in Caturday:Impossible
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 11h
@hlkfotos.com
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 11h
Doggo knew the assignment
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 23h
Happy CaturDogDay….
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 11h
Housework is evil. It must be stopped.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just say “groomer school,” this is taking forever
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 14h
Cat ball!
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RowerGirl @rowergirl.bsky.social · 14h
Trixie is wishing everyone a happy and round #Caturday! It is a glorious fall day in the Northeast so get outside and enjoy if you can. 😸 (Not Trixie though; she is strictly an indoor lady) #CatsofBluesky #Cats
Picture of a medium-haired tortoiseshell cat sitting on the floor looking up at the camera with her bright yellow eyes. The perspective no is such that her head is framed by her fuzzy round torso below her.
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McSiegwein @mcsiegwein.bsky.social · 14h
Caturday and we are being ridiculous.
Siamese cat sitting on top of his water dispenser.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 16h
@scottjohnson.zip newduck.com
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 15h
That wacko letter is just normal evangelical Christian tradwife pleading
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 16h
Is there a more Welsh name than Rhys-Davies
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Alo𑣲♥ @aduminum.bsky.social · 18h
Inktober Day 3: Miniature👶 Tiny. Squish. #inktober #inktober2026
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 16h
Looking for a win for the midterms. If Cotton caves, Trump will brag incessantly that "nobody else could get it done, but I got it done."
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 17h
Fourth quality poop before breakfast means you're starting the day off right
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 17h
Fell for it again award x 3
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 17h
When Trump says nobody knew that there's a 'b' in dumb, he's talking about these guys.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 17h
If you're dumb enough to vote for Trump 3 times, you're dumb enough to do it again and again
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 18h
So does Trump
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 18h
Like, half of Instagram is photos of someone's lunch
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 19h
The federal agencies now just regularly use the poop emoji and ai slop in official government communication.
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Oatsie @alexcsinger86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine if President Obama had flown around the country with a substitute wife because Michelle hated his guts. The media would have filed impeachment papers themselves
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't they use photos of real food, like normies?
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The McConnell Rule is: McConnell Rules
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It won't matter, democrats in the senate will confirm anyone Trump nominates because they think good faith bipartisanship will be reciprocated by republicans.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"If it fits, it sits"
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ME: a rib cage is made out of ribs, right WIFE: yes ME: so then what’s wrong with my bird cage
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yup, that's the definition of power: Nobody stops them.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Which is how we got into this mess. Every time someone advanced serious legislation protecting abortion federally, McConnell would kill it by saying "but thats a waste of time because Roe v Wade is settled law"
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congress could also legislate making abortion legal instead of leaving it up to Mitch "Roe v Wade is settled law" McConnell
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TYT's finest Michael Tracey Epstein denier Michael Tracey Let's dox rape victims Michael Tracey Will somebody please think of the gang rapists Michael Tracey Why is the left mad at me Michael Tracey
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
Alt: Garth Marenghi calling writers who use subtext, cowards
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