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"To Catch a Predator" but Chris Hansen greets them in a convincing "14-year-old girl" disguise.

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I see that blep. You can't hide that blep.

Snowball, my brown-and-white Siamese cat with blue eyes, sits upright on a teal-sheeted bed, staring at the camera with a serious expression while the tiny tip of his pink tongue peeks out in a subtle blep. Cream-colored cabinets, a red bookcase, an open door, and a laundry basket are visible in the room behind him.

The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN

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I just said aloud, "I'M SO TIRED!"—to the cat's benefit and no one else's—and in response, heard the muffled sound of a perky female voice going, "Okay." I don't know if it came from Siri or Alexa.

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So hey, so it turns out you can just *block* center-right propaganda accounts like Meidas Touch that dumb down the discourse while providing nothing of substance to the world. Who knew?

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Dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How Apple's Face ID works: Step 1: show your face to your phone. Step 2: nothing. Step 3: manually enter your passcode. Every. Damn. Time. BRING BACK TOUCH ID, YOU COWARDS.

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"Her lawsuit didnt hesitate to name & shame" wtf do you think lawsuits are for you sweaty toad

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I am at seeming odds with the rest of the Apple community, who, unfathomably—to me—*claim* to have a good experience with Face ID and want to inflict that heinous shit on my favorite device, the iPad mini. Apple, don't you DARE.

Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm…

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Super cool. Here’s a class traitor dispatch: when you start to make more money you start to pay more taxes. The size of the checks you send to the govt have big numbers on them. It’s unsettling. You need a strategy & that strategy is SUCK IT UP MOTHERFUCKER.

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film.

A headline from Bari Weiss’s The Free [sic] Press:

“Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary

There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,' including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.”

First line: “i haven't seen the film,”

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That baby was fucking disturbing.

Baby Prince Tuesday, a small, unsettling puppet in a bright blue outfit with red trim, leans toward an ornate gold-framed mirror, his oddly realistic painted face reflected back at him.

King Friday XIII sits behind the castle wall beside a telescope while his freakish-looking baby son, Prince Tuesday, bundled in blue with a strangely humanlike face, peers up from beside him.

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well, one of them *is* a vampire. (And the other one is Robert Pattinson.)

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Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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Me: "So how do I use this cool new thing that I'm very excited to run on my Mac?" Tech YouTuber: "Open up Terminal..." Me: "I'M OUT."

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I really would like a Green Lantern ring, so I'm hoping that the Guardians are open to setting aside their usual requirement that Green Lanterns be fearless, and exploring instead the possibility of choosing one who's overwhelmed by profound and debilitating anxiety.

Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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We actually don't hate this administration enough

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Why am I feeling so bad today? … said the person who just now discovered that he forgot to take all his meds this morning.

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I have lots of "Lanterns" theories but I'm keeping them to myself because I wouldn't want to end up being right in a way that spoils the finale for anybody. But I will be very self-satisfied if any of them end up being correct.

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It's important that, going forward, you address the esteemed Senator from Pennsylvania by his self-appointed title: "Lifelong Republican™ John Fetterman."

It's not a coincidence that Gavin Newsom was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle. I guarantee you that his personal politics are closer to hers than they are to yours.

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Sydney Sweeney: *registers as a Republican in fuckin' FLORIDA in 2024* The Media: "We really don't know what Sweeney's politics are, because she doesn't talk about them publicly."

Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

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This Wedding Crashers sequel looks awful.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026

Why do the rest of us bother to write jokes?

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024

There are diminishing returns after watching a certain number of “hey, here’s Bill Maher being a racist piece of shit again” videos. After a while, it’s just the same clip.

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realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube

political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis

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Tuberville is just calling for there to be more self-flying planes like the ones he saw in CARS, the animated Pixar film that he was told was a documentary.

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We call it "fall" or "autumn" but the Germans call it "Herbst," after a famous German named Herb who discovered the season.

YouTube thumbnail titled “HERBST LOOKBOOK,” featuring two photos of a smiling young woman with long blonde hair posing outdoors in an autumn setting. Between the portraits is a narrow image of sunlight filtering through tall trees, while the title appears in thin brown lettering across translucent white rectangles in the center.

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Hegseth is telling service members to register to vote at fvap-dot-gov but I wonder how many of them are going to misremember that and end up going to fap-dot-com.

YouTube just confused me... they inserted a preroll ad starring the same YouTuber whose video I was trying to watch.

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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me, in 2026, still having to remind myself that Tron wasn't the Jeff Bridges character in a movie I watched once, 44 years ago.

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I never signed a release

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Southern California owes Don Knotts and Estelle Getty a great debt of gratitude, for their Berry Farm and Museum, respectively.

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I'm tempted to say GOLD DIGGERS OF 1937 but I'm not sure when that one came out.

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