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Ceil

@ceilck.bsky.social
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FT data viz analyst/developer; sandwich gen caregiver; college mom. Married to a sweet guy and we have a sweet dog. I like weird, funny stuff, psychological horror & scotch. I am tired. Please come over & clean my house.

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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 11/08/2026
That's when things get dangerous: when aristocrats grow bored with leisure and mobilize their inherited capital to change the way we all live. Billionaire dilettantes are weapons of mass destruction, and their special projects have a wide blast radius and inflict a *lot* of collateral damage. 33/
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Rick Paisano @sicilianrick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sure it's illegal and unconstitutional. That's never stopped him yet.
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St. Chris @stchris.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If fresh, uncooked food becomes dangerous, then safely feeding yourself and your family becomes more expensive in terms of both effort and money. Food safety deregulation is a mass weapon of class war.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy explody heat stroke reflecting pool smoke memorial rotunda marble tourist 911 patriot merry-go-round day.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ha ha I hate it here
From the New York Times:

It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall.
Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced.
One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding,
"I think this is baloney."
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Re: popcorn Have we thought of the nature of air-filled, exploded kernels and tried to find a meaningful metaphor? The guy at work who administers sso, but who doesn't like foreign films and tried a ukulele once at a party, but then was rejected by the woman who trained the LLM? Is he...?
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Thinking about being super weird.
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My biggest regret is not raising my daughter the way that Helena Bonham Carter raised Enola Homes.
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 04/07/2026
As America marks 250 years, may we recommit to building a diverse democracy, an economy that works for the many and not just the few, and a future where every generation has the opportunity to live a dignified life. Happy 4th of July!
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Two different buckets are evaluated side by side. (pails, in comparison)
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lily Tomlin. My husband would 100% back me up on this. If Lily Tomlin weren't available, then Steve Martin.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/07/2026
We're constantly told that women can never compete with men and yet Kelsey Pfendler is about to set the record for the fastest solo row from California to Hawaii, beating the men's record by a full week. What an incredible feat of athleticism, endurance, and grit.
A promotional graphic featuring a photograph of a woman, Kelsey Pfendler, rowing a specialized ocean rowboat alone on open water under an overcast sky. The white boat is designed for long distances, featuring enclosed cabins at the bow and stern, solar panels on the rear cabin, and various mounted navigational antennas. The hull is decorated with vibrant pink, purple, and blue swirling wave graphics.
​Several sponsor logos are visible along the side of the boat, including Pasha Hawaii, Hatch River Expeditions, Concept2, Güntner, and the cursive Lily logo near the stern.
​Text overlaid on the image reads:
​Top left: YouRowKelsey
​Bottom left (in a dark blue banner):
​CALIFORNIA TO HAWAII
​KELSEY PFENDLER TO SHATTER SPEED RECORD FOR SOLO ROW TO HAWAII
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I really feel like even a moderate increase in investment in our educational system would yield truly exponential benefits. Even if it means I never have to read stories like this ever, ever again.
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Andrew M. Reichart @andrewmreichart.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
give us an edit button you cowards
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 03/07/2026
seems bad
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 03/07/2026
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
gumby was always saying this
What did Gumby always say?
Al Overview
The famous catchphrase associated with Gumby is "I'm Gumby, dammit!"
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aufiggins.bsky.social @aufiggins.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I guess this is what happens when you elect a pope from Chicago.
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Al (as in AL) @alrad.eurosky.social · 02/07/2026
the intersection of Catholic doctrine and 90's hip hop needs further investigation mu.social/profile/alra...
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM I REPEAT HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM
Therefore, this Dicastery, in the faithful exercise of the functions entrusted to it, considers it necessary to state that this act constituted the delict of schism, with the canonical consequences for the sacred ministers and lay faithful involved. Indeed, as was already declared in 1988, "such disobedience-which implies in practice the rejection of the Roman primacy—constitutes a schismatic act" (cf. John Paul II, Apostolic Letter Ecclesia Dei, 3).
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I don't know if you've heard but the Catholic Church officially has a schism! Go read @clairewillett.bsky.so 's feed, where she covers everything from the excommunication of the St. Pius X members to Mel Gibson's current religious status. Honestly, I'm out of breath from the whole thing.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
crying laughing at the idea of proposing a shift in Christian doctrine that says there was no virgin birth but everyone believed Mary because she was hot
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You've tramped your last super.
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You've gee'd your last bee.
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Jennifer Siebel Newsom @jensiebelnewsom.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
BIG NEWS: Governor Newsom signed a first-in-the-nation executive order to help California explore safeguards related to AI-driven job displacement. California can lead on innovation while making sure workers, women, families, and communities are not left behind.
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i love you grain weevil
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Are we sure he doesn't just keep a starling in his pocket?
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Assume AI training for K-12 is a good idea. Schiff's bill, the LIFT AI Act, is a grant program for the National Science Foundation. The NSF has no director. The nominee is a Thiel acolyte with no science degrees. Trump just fired the entire Board that oversees NSF. No. Absolutely not.
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eric shamow @botmatrix.myatproto.social · 05/05/2026
Holy shit (reposting with Alt Text)
Top: Grand Moff Tarkin facing down Leia, with Vader behind her, from the original Star Wars

Bottom: RFK facing down AOC in congress
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My statement on the end of the old InfoWars, and the imminent beginning of a much better one.
“Good riddance to the world’s worst rubbish,” The Onion’s CEO, Ben Collins, wrote in a text to MS NOW. “The second this man is disallowed from abusing these courts, from paying out the $1.4 billion he owes to these families, we are ready to take over with something that will make you forget about what was ever there before. We have a deal with both the Sandy Hook families and the court-appointed receiver, and we look forward to taking over this hellhole imminently.” 

“War is over, if you want it,” Collins said, quoting Yoko Ono and John Lennon.
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is a weird way to find out the White House is sponsored by Mattel.
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
1. "Is this wise or advisable..." shld be a thing people can ask. 2. Luring men for info is a strategy. Using a specific app in an undercover, coordinated way to gain intelligence is a tactic. 3. A piece on coordinated tactics used to gain govt info from feds, on the ok of one friend is wild to me.
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Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The thing is: people Like, almost all of them.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Some numbers if you ever want to think about how ridiculously overvalued Tesla is. Toyota, just in the United States, sold 2,518,071 vehicles across Toyota and Lexus. Tesla numbers at 1,636,129 deliveries for the year. Toyota market cap: $303.3 billion Tesla market cap: $1.1 trillion
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Ben Railton @americanstudier.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It's a damn shame, if not a crime, that I'm 15.5 years into a daily AmericanStudier blog & have written very little about one of the most iconic & inspiring Americans, a figure who every day resisted our worst & fought for truth, justice, & the American Way. I'm talking, obvi, about Lt. Columbo. +
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St. Chris @stchris.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Trans Day of Invincibility
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Hazel E. Baumgartner - HELIRUNA OUT NOW! @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
And as always, if you just absolutely NEED a beloved British childrens' fantasy series about witches and wizards to survive, a further reminder that Sir Terry Pratchett appears zero times in the Epstein Files and Granny Weatherwax would take none of Mrs. Rowling's transphobic pedophilic shit.
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Myles Lobdell @myleslobdell.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The world is in a scary and precarious position. If you are a medical device manufacturer in Germany and you need medical grade PVC, once that plant is shut down, you can't get a substitute without shipping costing more than the device.
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
the age of man is in it's last twilight hours, the age of silly goofs is upon us
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is how I'm introducing myself at all work and social events going forward
A walnut overflowing with cottage cheese proclaims "yes, I'm a cottage cheese walnut and I'm delicious!"
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Tough decade for me because i still want to know things, except no i do not
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
apparently there are drawbacks to the "why don't we just call our army Death Bringers and our troops War Fighters and kill everyone we see while our Secretary of War poses with seventeen sparklers up his ass and recites Vogon poetry in appreciation of the act of murder" philosophy of foreign affairs
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Julie Goldberg @juliegoldberg.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I am excited and honored that @calyxpress.bsky.social has published my short story, “The Schools,” in its gorgeous 50th anniversary issue! This story is a chapter from the novel-in-stories I have been working on for quite a few years. Publication in CALYX has been a goal of mine for many years.
Hand holding a magazine titled CALYX: A Journal of Art and Literature By Women. The cover art is a small, bright red bridge, wet and muddy toward the foreground, over a body of water with green trees on the right side and the opposite shore. Hand holding the magazine open to the first page of a story titled “The Schools” by Julie M. Goldberg. “You are late to the A&P this afternoon. You have never been here at this liminal hour, when gray women cram the aisles, caught between their work and home selves at 5:40 PM. They grab something easy to heat and clean up for dinner, last-minute school project poster board, emergency tampons, a gallon of milk.
You're usually here in the convent quiet of ten AM, serene and showered, your cool blonde bob under control, after dropping the twins at high school in your workout clothes and then doing two strenuous hours in the gym. You pretend to hate the discipline, but you love the permission to be sweaty, red, ugly, powerful. On tennis days you glory in aggression and competition in the name of maintaining order in the chaotic female body. You are trim, as required; youthful, as expected.
If your husband is, in fact, sleeping with the intern he has referred to exactly twice too often, no one will whisper that it's because you let yourself go.
You move to a place like Alwyn Park for the schools. Everyone says to buy the worst house in the best district you can afford, 
but your husband is senior vice president at a boutique investment bank, and you don't need to skimp. You bought a new house: chandeliered, granited, and water-featured. You know who has a walk-in humidor and wine cellar and poolhouse and who mows their own grass and scrubs their own toilets.
You all moved to Alwyn Park for the schools.
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Normally you would be home at 5:40 pM, rattling off reminders about school and extracurricular activities to Connor and Morgan as they eat dinner at the peninsula, absorbed in their phones.
They are eighteen and still don't like their peas touching their potatoes.
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