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Alex Hevesy

@venomlance.bsky.social
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Cars car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent. Lance Tedford on the other site

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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 8h
Faraday Future is not a real company that makes a product. I wrote this back in 2023. www.slashgear.com/1301780/fara...
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Faraday Future Is Shipping Confusion, Not A Car - SlashGear
Faraday Future promised an electric car. Instead, the FF 91 launched in a cascade of buzzwords and bold AI promises. For $306,000, what exactly are you buying?
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 10h
My uncle ran over Roko’s Basilisk with his Ram 1500 just outside Ocean City, MD all the way back in 2017.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 10h
Poke of Mon PikaChu
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 15h
On a video of the Pope talking about AI
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 18h
The "Digger" movie flopping is funny because Tom Cruise is a freak and the director signed a petition supporting Roman Polanski.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 20h
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 21h
Alonso and Stroll have the easiest jobs in F1 because the cars can't make it more than 5 laps without breaking.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 22h
haven't thought about the Infiniti EX35 in a while
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone want a soda?
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re gonna put me on one of the wing pylons of a Xi'an H-6
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comment on a video from a professional Formula Drift driver. TikTok users are the absolute bottom of the barrel dumbest commenters on the internet.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They should make a Chris Hansen skin for Warzone or Fortnite
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw Primetime two nights ago and I've been thinking about it a lot. Robert Pattinson is so crazy in it. I wish the move was 4 hours long. I love him. He might be the hottest man who ever lived?
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It must be pretty sick to have an airport terminal named after you
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Baltimore Ravens Sporting Event American Football Team Has Achieved Victory. Amen. Thank You 😊
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wearing my Omega Seamaster Aqua Terra
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YouTube woodworking channel don’t use garish color epoxy resin challenge: Impossible
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He think he slick
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The A340-600 is too long. It looks photoshopped. Unsettling.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All the other drivers are just walking over the corpse of the Cadillac car in the wall. It Really Is A Metaphor For America
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You really hate to see George Russell winning.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you Alex Albon for crashing into the wall at Baku and making the race 1% more interesting.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What was Mr. X talking about in JFK?
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
$2 at a church flea market. Works great.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m at the church flea market
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I never would have predicted that Roger Waters from Pink Floyd would melt his brain with wild conspiracy theories about 9/11 and become a Putin apologist. Turns out, you can be a killer bassist and lyricist while also being completely insane.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nathan Fielder creeps me out. I don't know how sincere he's being with any of his projects and I don't know what level of cynical or sincerity I'm supposed to be on.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the mutant bear from Annihilation (2018) is sitting and eating at a restaurant table across from a woman. Another woman wearing glasses is standing a short distance away, and says, “oh my gosh! The mutant bear from annihilation!” Panel 2: she continues, “what was Natalie Portman like?” The bear seems slightly put off, and is in the middle of eating some food. Panel 3: the bear says, “um, I’m kinda with a friend.” The woman sitting across from the bear looks visibly annoyed at the other woman’s rude interjection. The woman is glasses says, “ah! Sorry!”
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
China and Chengdu could pull a good prank on Lockheed Martin by making a 1 to 1 clone of the F-35 but actually functional. Land it on a Nimitz-class and have the pilot pretend to be all confused.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Ancient Solemn Hound
Elderly yellow lab
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jack Creature
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not going to do that
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I watched Project Hail Mary last night. I love the little rock guy. And Ryan Gosling was hot(?)
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mackened Cheese
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m doing my part
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i think about the Lockheed L-1011 TriStar a lot
 Lockheed L-1011 TriStar plane in Lockheed livery
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TikTok showing me the Good Stuff
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A Political Exploration of Pre Midi-chlorian Testing Era Podracing on Outer Rim planets from 30 B.B.Y. to 4 A.B.Y.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Comparing Trump to another bad Republican criminal President like Nixon only gets you so far. Because Nixon was at least intelligent and was conscious most of the time. Trump’s brain is just full of cottage cheese, Nazi imagery, stock market scams, and like the Monopoly guy.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rememberong the Ellen of Generous episode where she shot at one of her staffer's bass boats with a Sea Sparrow missile (RIM-7)
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PokeyMan’s
CharmanderSquirtle Bulbasaur
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Put my Timex Q back together
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RANDOPLANE @randoplane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A Tupolev Tu-134, operated by Air Ukraine, at München Franz Josef Strauss (Germany), on Friday, July 31, 1992. Photo by Hans Resch on JetPhotos: www.jetphotos.com/photo/92441.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
Texting a girl: the pastor’s sermon was excellent. I really resonate with the story in Mark chapter 9. Did you know that I can do a backflip? I just choose not to. Texting one of the guys: Yo I had that dream again where I was a pig and they taught me how to defuse bombs for the military. It ruled
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a toddler I ate a cricket off the ground
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Changing my current job on LinkedIn to Noble Pilot of a Dominus-Class Knight Castellan for the Questor Imperialis
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will never Move to New York City or Los Angeles™ and that is a Promise. I will be Baltimore-adjacent until I die.
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow, HBO Max really has something for everyone
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’re gonna dismantle me in one of those big ship breaking yards in Bangladesh
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I took a sip from a can of soda that was sitting on my counter for a couple of hours and accidentally swallowed a few ants.
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