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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Garfield tshirt
Says "yeah I'm a gamer"

G: my
A: wife
M: left
E: me
R:
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made multiplayer Windows 98 Solitaire. It's called Solitaire Alone Together. You can play together, with the whole internet, but you can't chat or talk. solitairealonetogether.com
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
SHOULD I DO IT YES/NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN HOLDEN ONE OF THOSE MODEL M KEYBOARD'S AND THINKEN ABOUT WHAT IF EVERY ONE COULD HEAR THEM TYPEN AND CLICKEN , WAS IT THE KEYBOARD THAT MADE THE COMPUTER GOOD OR WAS THE WORLD SIMPLY DIFFRENT THEN, ONLEY ONE WAY TO KNOW, CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK "THINKING ABOUT BECOMING A CLICKY KEYBOARD GUY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My two cats are literally Loot and echoverse Loot
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026
"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/06/2024
i wish i lived in in chemosphere. or at least was house sitting in the chemosphere, perhaps while doing so being drawn into a complex game of murder and concealed identity in the seedy underbelly of los angeles
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 04/09/2026
oh brother these guys STINK lol
Ticketing reform
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Chamber of Progress has opposed federal and state legislation backed by musicians, arts nonprofits and independent venues targeting predatory resale practices by secondary ticketing platforms, including the Fans First Act [27] and Maryland's SB 539.[28]

Unionizing
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In April 2021, the Chamber of Progress released a statement opposing Amazon worker unionizing efforts in Alabama and denouncing "union activists".[29] According to Vice, the organization said that "Amazon employees' rejection of the union was a 'progressive story'".[30]Benefits for rideshare workers
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The Chamber of Progress opposes legislative efforts in California to reclassify some rideshare and food delivery drivers from independent contractors to employees and has denounced "purists within organized labor" seeking to do so.[15]

Consumer protection
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The Chamber of Progress opposed the 2021 INFORM Consumers Act, a bi-partisan bill intended by its sponsors to curtail the trafficking of fraudulent goods by ecommerce sites.[16]
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026
when elon says that stupid mobile game he plays is better than chess he's a fucking idiot but when i say slay the spire 2 is better than a rembrandt or a degas i'm on to something
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
It's possible to scan books without "cutting" them, which literally means ripping off the spine. But why are AI companies doing this? For one, it's cheaper and faster. Also, in a case against Anthropic, a judge ruled it was NOT a copyright violation because the original had been destroyed.
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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
Tim Henke
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
Show this thread
Select all squares with traffic lights
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Berkeleyside @berkeleyside.org · 13/08/2026
It was saved from closure in 1999 by a Wall Street Journal callout that led to a surge in sales for car emblems inspired by the Darwin fish.
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Berkeley's Dark Carnival bookstore, a home for sci-fi fans and fish-themed car emblem collectors, turns 50
It was saved from closure in 1999 by a Wall Street Journal callout that led to a surge in sales for car emblems inspired by the Darwin fish.
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Patrick MacGoohan in an episode of Columbo; he’s seated at a glass desk in a wood paneled office with plants and wearing a black turtleneck with a tweed jacket.
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just in case we all die in a plane crash or something, please make sure nobody ever animates our album cover on apple music or wherever
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Duress Crew @duresscrew.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tickets for the North American Premodern Championship at DuressFest are available now through Kickstarter! duressfest.com
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DuressFest
A Magic: the Gathering Event ft. the 2027 North American Premodern Championship
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They should have made the ocean purple in the Odyssey.
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
stay creative. after Baby Beluga (1980) 🐳, I didn’t worry about how I would top that.. just kept growing as a person and musically. 14 years later came Bananaphone! 🍌 and 32 years after that, Penny Penguin. 🐧
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Duress Crew @duresscrew.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ANNOUNCING DURESSFEST NEW HOME OF THE NORTH AMERICAN PREMODERN CHAMPIONSHIP! TICKETS JULY 19 @ NOON EDT 🔗👇
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/07/2026
ai food in these posters always looks like nightmare sequences in shows where someone will be eating what they think is delicious food but then they look down and turns out its maggots and other bugs
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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
oh boy do I have a horrifying patent for you to read
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Meta Patents AI Device That Tracks Your Emotions, Watches You Take Your Meds
Imagine a wearable device that records every moment of your day and makes suggestions based on your mood.
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026
I love how they expanded on the story in this game.
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
shrek yelling
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/06/2026
Computers are cool
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How a Janet Jackson song crashed laptops for 9 years
In 2001, Microsoft support employees made a shocking discovery: Janet Jackson's hit, "Rhythm Nation," could cause laptops to crash. New details have now come to light showing what was done about it.
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Another attempt to steal @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social’s bit
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cebolladelanoche.bsky.social @cebolladelanoche.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Only a month and a half late! Here's my 15th place tournament report from Lobstercon 2026. trademagic.gg/articles/sta...
trademagic.gg
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
GET BLASTED, IDIOT
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If Donald Trump abandons his $1.776 billion payout fund for January 6th criminals, Democrats can score a political coup by claiming that cause for themselves. by Dick Morris and Mark Penn
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/05/2026
current favorite product photography trend is wall chargers with built-in cables posed like they're scorpions about to strike
a 65w wall charger with its prehensile tail in defensive posturea wall charger with two cables extended around it, trying to make its body look bigger to predatorsthis one's a magsafe charger curled around an iphone like a predator defending its killthis desk charger straight up looks like the cables are shooting out of it in an ai apocalypse situation
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pissduggery 🎆🐍 @fishduggery.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
FUCK WOTC FULL PROXY
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This is incredible.
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pissduggery 🎆🐍 @fishduggery.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Working on another Magic event, super excited for this one! #mtgpremodern #mtglegacy #premodernmagic
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cebolladelanoche.bsky.social @cebolladelanoche.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Big tech is going to make glasses so uncool I'll have to get Lasik.
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Haldrik Gaming /// Andrew @haldrikgaming.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Just a quick announcement that my commissions are open! Need a new club logo, playmat, or stamp design? I got you covered! Full Portfolio + Contact Info: rockhartstudios.com
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cebolladelanoche.bsky.social @cebolladelanoche.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Time to hurry up and get moved over to proton. I already can't find anything in Gmail, get daily spam and have to dodge the AI incorrectly guessing what I want to say.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
FINALLY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN IN A DATA CENTER "EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD I WANTED TO HAVE MY DATA COLLECTED AND STORED BY A THIRD PARTY " MORE WRITTING ABOUT THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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cebolladelanoche.bsky.social @cebolladelanoche.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
15th place with Angry Hermit at Lobstercon this year! Really pleased with the result. Definitely check out my matches on the Lobstercon stream if you're curious about the deck. mtgtop8.com/event?e=8439... #premodernmtg #lobstercon
Korean and Japanese Magic the Gathering cards Left to Right, top to bottom:
4 Vision Charm
4 Stifle
4 Duress
4 Hermit Druid
4 Worldly Tutor
4 Underground River
4 Phyrexian Dreadnought
4 Lotus Petal
4 Reanimate
3 Shallow Grave
4 Reflecting Pool
4 Yavimaya Coast
1 Sutured Ghoul
1 Cabal Therapy
1 Dragon's Breath
1 Krosan Reclamation
2 Reflecting Pool
4 City of Brass
4 Llanowar Wastes

Next to these are 15 additional cards:
2 Red Elemental Blast
1 Pyroblast
1 Stifle
2 Ray of Revelation
4 Sylvan Safekeeper
2 Cabal Therapy
1 Sutured Ghoul
1 Shallow Grave
1 Crippling Fatigue
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again
Cloud in a dusk sky that resembles a skeleton honking off
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 07/05/2026
chaos reigns fox from antichrist
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Science Magazine @science.org · 05/05/2026
Deepfakes are everywhere, but digital forensics investigators are fighting back. Learn more: scim.ag/42dMPBg
To verify images, digital forensics investigators will often check whether the geometry of the scene is realistic. In a real photo, lines that run parallel in reality—like floor tiles—should meet at a single vanishing point. In this image, however, the dotted lines do not meet in a single point, indicating it is a fake.
Image: an AI-generated image of soldiers marching down a hallway in three lines, wearing fatigues and carrying rifles. Four dotted white lines have been added over the image, running along the floor tiles visible in the foreground and extending back to where the vanishing point should be, behind the soldiers. Instead of meeting in a single point, the lines all cross at different points.Investigators also examine reflections. The lines connecting points on an object to matching points in its mirror image run parallel in reality, so similarly should meet at a vanishing point. In this image, the lines again do not converge on one point, revealing it to be a fake.
Image: An AI-generated image of a plastic cartoon dinosaur toy with its reflection visible in a small mirror. Four dotted white lines are layered over the image, connecting points on the toy with the same points on its reflection: the top of its eye, the end of its jaw, its hand, and its foot. The lines extend out to the side of the image, where they all cross at different points rather than meeting at a single point.Shadows can be a giveaway, too. Because the Sun is so far away, its rays are essentially parallel when they reach Earth's surface. That means that the lines connecting points on an object to the shadows they cast in sunlight should also intersect at a vanishing point. In this Al-generated image, that is clearly not the case.
Image: An AI-generated image of colorful, semi-transparent plastic cubes arranged in a group in a city plaza. Six dotted white lines are layered over the image, connecting corners of several cubes with the corresponding corners in their shadows. The lines extend upward off the edge of the image, toward where a vanishing point should be. Three of them converge on roughly the same point, but two extend further, and one cuts across all the others at an angle.
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cebolladelanoche.bsky.social @cebolladelanoche.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Another amazing Lobstercon down. Very proud of my top16 finish. Hopefully I'll cobble together a tournament report in the next week or so. Immaculate vibes as always. Much love to @duresscrew.bsky.social for creating such an incredible event. #lobstercon2026 #mtgpremodern
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cebolladelanoche.bsky.social @cebolladelanoche.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Angry Hermit 4% of day 2! 🙌
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Phil Nguyen @mtgbanding.com · 02/05/2026
day two meta (6-3 or better) for premodern’s north american champs, courtesy of hodge. replenish in the lead but still under 10% of the meta!
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