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👻 crystal 🎃

@cccrystal.bsky.social
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Sleepy desert dweller. she/her

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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Drinking a soda I'm not supposed to have. Hurts so good.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
in a better timeline, the colony of Plymouth ended like Roanoke.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Stuffing is better than the actual turkey.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Repost this if anti-Trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Send prayers, spells, incantations, vibes, whatever my way. I really need it.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I've been in the hospital since the beginning of this month. Still here.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
i think about this tweet so much that sometimes in the morning when i realize i don't actually want to do whatever plan i came up with, I will think to myself "no. do not let the tweet be right about you again" and it works
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Where are all these people coming from? Is it that bad over there?
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
I've been in a hospital for about a week and the way I can tell I'm getting my strength back is my renewed interest in social media. 🥴
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/03/2024
we live in a demonic godless universe powered by malice
photo of Old El Paso brand white flour 'Tortilla Pockets'
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
An underreported aspect of the Trump base is just how many believe the emails and texts are from him. The campaign knows this which is why they use language like “I’m very disappointed in you” and “I thought you were one of my biggest supporters”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
BREAKING: baby Clifford (Halloween)
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 05/10/2024
“But, like, Scoob, there’s only one set of footprints, man?!?” “Rit ruz rhen rhat I rarried roo”
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 07/10/2024
Unequivocal solidarity with Palestine and fuck ethnostates, in case it wasn't clear
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Animals made possible by fallen leaves... I love you
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
I've been binge watching Yellowjackets today. I had no idea. 😰
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
rob
@OkButStill
"tremors" is dune for smart people
1:53 PM • 2021-09-19
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rob collins @cobrollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
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chris @dinardeals4vets.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Oh man you know what would be hilarious?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 19/03/2024
uh oh 📽️
Danny Torrence confronted by twins in the Shining, only the twins are Nancy and danny is Sluggo
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
The Death of Cathy
A machine monitors an elderly Cathy's heartbeat. She thinks "I'm dying. I can feel it all slip away. And I know what comes next. Chemicals will flood my brain and wreak havoc with my memories. I will live my final moments in fantasy. But it's not a fantasy.Because everything that we are can be reduced to just that... chemicals and memories. SO this is all really happening... This IS reality. My family. My friends. My love.They're all here. They are safe. THey are loved. And they love me. And that is the comedy of it all. We are all granted acces to the kingdom of heaven. All hopes fulfilled. All sins forgiven. Because that is the tender mercy of whatever force created us.We are built to know the eternal and for that eternity to feel like no time at all. Cathy fades into space. The blackness of the cosmos reflected in her dying eyes. She cries. She closes her eyes, says "ack' and gently passes into oblivion.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Biden White House doing the same thing here to Kamel Jawad that a lot of US media, like the NYT, did to Ayşenur Eygi. Downplaying how American they actually are. www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/10...
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
I can't believe the production level of these IT security trainings. They must be making big money.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
“We have to stop the Libs from making school bathrooms strange and uncomfortable”
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
the average undecided voter wants a world where everyone has rights and dignity and housing and healthcare and a good job and the ability to live a good, fulfilling life. and they think that we accomplish that by invading north korea and stealing kim jong un’s gold
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/10/2024
annual PSA
a witch holding a candle saying

if you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.
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Jesse O'Lantern, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 02/10/2024
EICHNER: NAME A WOMAN AND WIN A DOLLAR VANCE: I'll tell you what women are worried about, Billy, They're worried about going to the grocery store and buying a delicious dinner for their family. They're worried immigrants will com- EICHNER: NAME A WOMAN! NAME A WOMAN! VANCE: Women trust Donald Tr-
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love & barley 🐸🪏 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
I am reminded of this tweet often here
The Golden Sir 
@screaminbutcalm

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
What a pill.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
This is all bad.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 01/10/2024
HAPPY 1ST DAY OF SP🎃🎃KY SEASON!
Illustration of a pumpkin person with a pumpkin head, wearing a pink robe, holding a mug of coffee with ghost smoke coming out of it, standing in front of an open window, looking out happily.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]
A bumper sticker just below where the car says Odyssey reading “my other car is an Iliad”
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
PayPal has opted people into data sharing so stores can market you stuff based on your purchase history www.404media.co/paypal-perso...
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Paypal Opted You Into Sharing Data Without Your Knowledge
Here's how to opt out of sharing data for "Personalized shopping."
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 01/10/2024
nigh miraculous technology, developed through grueling, unnoticed, unrewarded effort over decades, prevented at least 20 million Covid deaths in just one year, and shows immense promise for all kinds of other illness. stark raving madness bsky.app/profile/coop...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Happy Spooky Season Everybody!
The world is a conveyor belt. It spans in all directions... except for one. It's been easy to put distance between myself and the edge of the cliff. I've used that time to explore the expanse. But it just foes on forever and it all leads to the same place. I have become intimately familiar with the touch of the conveyor. Which is how I know it's getting faster. Day by day, incrementally, infinitessimally so... but still it gets faster... and every day I get a little weaker.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
It is time to put the Halloween decorations on my username up.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 27/09/2024
If your evening is not going the way you planned, take comfort in the fact that neither is Baby Lyla‘s, because she absolutely did not intend to do a cannonball into the toilet.
A beige/ivory Siamese-style kitten with light tabby markings looks forlornly at the camera from her place in air jail, enforced by a persons hand on a tattooed arm. The effect is intensified by the fact that she has only one wide blue eye, her right eye has been removed and is finishing healing. The majority of her body is soaking wet because she thought it was a good night to learn to jump up on the toilet, not realizing that the lid had just been opened. Thankfully, she was the only little turd in it because no one had used it yet. And by that I mean me, fortunately did not pee myself from laughing. The kitten was not amused.
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Frame #6224 from E73 Goo and the Queen Part One
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
First question is basically "You're no different than a terrorist, isn't that right?" Would not have handled this with a fraction of the patience and calm that Coates does. x.com/CBSMornings/...
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Not the ships themselves, but 👀 @rhinosoros.bsky.social apnews.com/article/port...
apnews.com
US port strike by 45,000 dockworkers is all but certain to begin at midnight
The union representing U.S. dockworkers has signaled that 45,000 of its members will walk off the job at midnight, kicking off a strike likely to shut down ports across the East and Gulf coasts.
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
I find it striking how in the aftermath of Helene, libraries are providing crucial community services like free wifi while cops are guarding stores with rotting food from potential "looters" instead of serving and protecting people. Worth considering how we spend local funding.
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