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Sleepy desert dweller. she/her

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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Sometimes I want to work from the couch but there are distractions.
Pug cuddling and resting her head in my lap while I'm trying to work.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Oh, cool. Thanks.
I was the 91,802 bluesky user.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
TikTok from The Deer Guy. Posted on bird app by quin, a deer.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Republican weirdo thinks Donald won the debate.
Republican political operative Brian Seitchik and his stupid tall hair. Lol.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
Another niche music post. My friend made this meme and it cracks me up. Not a big hit, but I appreciated it.
Tweet by @MilliamVanilli using the DeNiro and Joker meme format. It says: 

Host (DeNiro): Let me get this straight , you think that every Destroyer song sounds like "Year Of The Cat" by Al Stewart?

Joker: I do, and I'm tired of pretending they don't
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
This is very niche post (Cat Person zeitgeist), but I always loved it.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
You telling me a shrimp put its whole citrussy into frying this rice?
Screenshot of top of online recipe for "citrussy shrimp fried rice."
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
That's even better. I also have a pug that likes accessories.
Pug wearing a sparkly pink princess crown and a collar with a pink flower.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Oh shit.
Bluesky notification that The Grim Reaper has followed me. *welp*
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
🫠
Weather app screenshot showing a current temperature of 108° F in Mesa, with a high of 110° and a low of 90° F.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
A sketch of two hands holding a crepe filled with bananas and nutella, wrapped in paper. A delicious treat!
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
I haven't noticed this one, but they may have it at my Sprouts grocery store. I haven't delved into peanut butter "ice creams," but I'm down to try this summer. For science. Not a pint, but I bought these and gobbled them up. You can faintly taste the oat milk up front, but it goes away quickly.
Alden's Organics dairy free vanilla bean round sammies–basically ice cream sandwiches–are delicious. This is from someone who ate regular dairy ones up until several years ago.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
The mango and lychee flavored ginger chews slap.
Prince of Peace brand ginger chews in mango and lychee flavors.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
How is this just the beginning?
A screenshot showing the temperature in Mesa, AZ at 103° F at 8 pm, dropping to 90° F at 1 am (a low of 82° F by 2 am).
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
It me.
A screenshot of the Bat Conservation International's bat pick for the astrological sign Sagittarius: the Little Red Flying Fox (Pteropus scapulatus).
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Luna may already be part muppet, but let's see.
Luna, a pug, wearing a sparkly pink birthday crown.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
These slap.
A box of Vitasoy melon flavored soy milk drink.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
And some instant banana cream pudding with soy milk and silk whipped cream. It did not set correctly but it still tastes great.
Soupy banana cream pudding made with soy milk and silk brand whipping cream, topped with nilla wafers and sliced strawberries.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
Made tandoori chicken in the air fryer.
A plate of air fried tandoori chicken drumsticks.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Show a game that came out when you were 12
The first Tomb Raider game on PlayStation.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
AI innovation is being driven by the most boring and uninspired freaks...so, naturally, they are removing the need for the fun and interesting parts of life. What a shitty vision of the future.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Logging on
Screenshot of a hole in the wall that leads to an otherworld realm, asking the player, "Enter the hole? Yes or No," taken from the video game Silent Hill 4.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
My dog got overheated on our walk yesterday and she looked like she died behind the chair.
Photo showing the back legs and tail of a pug, who has splooted across a tile floor to cool down after a walk.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
Tweet by Jamrock Hobo showing the main characters of the video game Disco Elysium, the detective and lieutenant Kim, talking to each other.  The detective says, "what a week, huh?" and Kim replies, "Detective, it's Wednesday."
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
💪🏻 and my bebe.
A small pug curled up on the couch, covered with a blanket, and using her lambchop toy as a little pillow.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
This was the best one.
Twitter screenshot from Jalopnik (a car news account), showing OJ Simpson in the sky with a Ford Bronco sport below, stating, "Ford Bronco Sport, OJ Simpson Recalled On Same Day."
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
*me whispering*: that's a junk jet.
Reaction image of Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2019 film Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, used to express feelings of excited recognition.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
The creepy little robot from Daft Punk's 'Technologic' music video.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
You have to look at this.
A pug sleeping in her bed, looking like a precious little baby.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Freestyled dinner: Pork carnitas grilled cheese with avocado, lightly pickled shredded cabbage, and salsa fresca.
A grilled cheese sandwich filled with pork carnitas, avocado, lightly pickled shredded cabbage, and salsa fresca.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Pancake dinner night. 🥞
A single blueberry pancake with melting butter on top.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
JFC, I was just trying to find out if I can have coffee.
Screenshot of frequently asked questions about the antibiotic metronidazole, which treats stomach bacteria among other things. One unsavory question asks, "Can I get fingered on metronidazole?"
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
My cousin is crocheting a beach-themed blanket and may put sea turtles on it, so I had to show her my little guy. A little dusty, but still cute.
Crocheted baby sea turtle in half shell.Crocheted baby sea turtle next to shell.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Ate a iced soft baked sugar cookie.
Photoshopped screen capture from the animated television show King of the Hill, depicting Bobby Hill on the floor with his soul leaving his body (altered imagery) while his mother (Peggy Hill) looks at him.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
I ate a biscoff cream donut from Paris Baguette today. The coffee flavored icing is so good.
Photo of a cream-filled donut with coffee-flavored icing, topped with a biscoff cookie, from French-style Korean bakery chain, Paris Baguette.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
D.W. from the animated childrens cartoon, Arthur, looking tired as hell, but still smiling.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Reading about Trader Joe's going after the US National Labor Relations Board.
Meme of Wesley Snipes' character from New Jack City, Nino Brown, pointing a gun at his best friend, with tears in his eyes.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
It's done!
A loaf of oatmeal sandwich bread, fresh out of the oven.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
Oatmeal loaf next.
Photo of a loaf pan with unbaked oatmeal bread dough (King Arthur flour recipe).
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
Back on my bullshit—baking.
Photo of fresh-baked walnut streusel topped banana protein coffee cake muffins.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Made pizza for lunch.
Pizza with a pale crust topped with goat cheese, sauteed (and slightly burned) leeks, prosciutto, and sliced green olives.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Leisure Queen
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Never forget.
An AI-generated inspirational meme that shows a person walking along a beach, with the words "You can be an insane idiot. Don't you ever forget it."
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
Cartoon puppy dog looking into a mirror, saying, "I AM tired of being nice. I DO just wanna go apeshit."
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Turning into a tube top situation.
Photo of a pug wearing a sweater, but her arms came out through the neck, so it looks like a tube top now.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Please clap. 🎅🏼
Photo 1 of 3 of Luna, an adorable pug. She is wearing a Christmas sweater that is embroidered with "ho ho ho" and has a snowflake, pom pom, and a bell among the ornamentation. She has a serious, but sweet expression on her face.Photo 2 of 3 of Luna, an adorable pug, wearing the same sweater in photo 1. This photo was taken with a direct angle of her sweet face.Photo 3 of 3 of Luna in her sweater, this time laying in her dog bed. She is gazing upward towards the camera as she rests her head on the edge, which emphasizes her big dark eyes.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Tight screenshot of Excel document with title, "ready to deploy defects..."Meme from comedy show, I Think You Should Leave, showing an old man from a focus group sketch, saying "oh, my God, he admit it!"
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
I don't remember adding this one to the list.
Screenshot of Amazon notification or "articulated fingers" from my wishlist. They are gloves with weird, long robot-looking fingers.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
By nature. Not that I hate ya.
Luna the pug appearing unamused, wearing a beanie that has the word "naughty" across the folded brim.
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👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
🌝
Meme image of Star Trek: The Next Generation's Geordi La Forge not liking "tying loose ends a week after Christmas," but liking the idea of "tying up loose ends before the first new moon" of the lunar calendar.
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