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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 2h
No amount of money solves the fundamental problem of Ken Paxton being Ken Paxton.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 17/09/2026
Nicolas Cage as a double agent for MI6 is something www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwrH...
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FORTITUDE | Official Trailer (2026) 4K
YouTube video by JoBlo Movie Network
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Always told yall FSU ain’t bright
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the thing about this article is that at every single paragraph, you're like "this cannot possibly get worse." and then you read the next paragraph
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/09/2026
Whoever was the Democratic consultant that told them to stop calling these people "weird" should be catapulted into the sun.
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Somehow, UNC won their opener and this season is still worse than last year.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
hard proof that dudes rock is not gender-specific
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
A bunch of sour candy fell out of my jacket pocket when i was getting my keys out and some people watched me pick up all the wet dirty candy off the ground and put them back in my pocket and i ate some of the wet dirty candy as well and they saw that too.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest in Peace, Dolly Parton, person beloved by ALL. Dolly guest-starred as herself in The Simpsons Season 10 episode “Sunday, Cruddy Sunday,” which first aired January 31, 1999.
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
damn man
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 25/08/2026
In a 2020 interview with Judy Woodruff, Dolly Parton said she is "as proud of the Imagination Library as I ever will be, anything I ever do for the rest of my life." to.pbs.org/4wST7CV
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How Dolly Parton keeps her creative streak going after decades of hits
With a new album, new book, a holiday musical, a growing business empire and a philanthropic legacy, Dolly Parton isn’t slowing down. The iconic star talks to Judy Woodruff about feeling more creative...
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Playboy @playboy.com · 21/08/2026
NEW: In January, Florida gubernatorial hopeful James Fishback called out OnlyFans star Sophie Rain in his proposed 50% "sin tax" on OF creators, saying the money would go to funding education. Well, he lost. And Rain? Well she's spent over $100,000 supporting teachers. Our interview:
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Sophie Rain Has Spent $100K+ on Teachers’ School Supplies
OnlyFans creator Sophie Rain is buying teachers wishlist items after Florida gubernatorial candidate James Fishback lost his campaign.
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They pioneered human flight to escape from an angry mob of North Carolinians righteously offended by their degenerate food practices
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author
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Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
BALTIMORE—Calling the study’s findings “revolutionary” for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive powe...
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 4
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 30/07/2026
Great to see that Michael J. Fox will receive the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award at the Emmys in September in recognition of his contributions to Parkinson’s disease research and advocacy. His scenes in the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode “Larry vs. Michael J. Fox” is comedy gold.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/07/2026
“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Broccoli rabe when you have to cook greens to 158 degrees for them to be safe
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
had a moment where I was like "how did I first learn the story of the Odyssey" and then I was like "of course it was my dude Wishbone" www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x9o...
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Wishbone Sea 01 Epis 05 Homer, Sweet Homer
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The biggest talent hotbed in men's football right now is the banlieues of Paris. I think 40 players from this World Cup come from the Parisian suburbs playing for various national teams. Many of them would be unable to play this sport if they were from the US.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
great player for the US but he's 28 in september and has left 3 of his 7 WC starts with an injury. would start figuring out who starts over him and move him to a substitute role the nanosecond the next cycle starts.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I'm choosing to view everything Leo does as if it were specifically calculated to fuck with J.D. Vance. bsky.app/profile/them...
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Me cheering on a Mexico goal
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
one of my favorite things about the world cup has been seeing people fall in love with the big fella
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Billy @billygomila.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Cajun chicken & penne w. cream
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Dr. Spaceman has the highest hit rate of any TV character ever.
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
holy shit this game is going to be dope
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
pausa de hidratación
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 18/06/2026
It took 250 years but American cops finally racially profiled a white guy
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
That’s not what my Uncle Derek says
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reggie seidman @ennui.org · 17/06/2026
the absolute stupidest timeline
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This should really be his goal celley
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13th Warrior - Viking Prayer and Final Battle
ALT: 13th Warrior - Viking Prayer and Final Battle
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 14/06/2026
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Samantha Decker @sdeckerphoto.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A look back at Belatoga, 2024-2026! #racingsky
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 02/06/2026
I bring to you the Running of the Grandpas from Emerald Downs. Bunch of hardcore bettors cursing and ripping up their tickets because Grandpa 4 took a spill.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ken Paxton just gave an Epstein-style deal to a pedophile. Paxton released Adam Hoffman — an admitted child rapist — back on our streets after Paxton’s rich lawyer friend got involved. The Epstein Class has no place in Texas. Ken Paxton has no place in the US Senate.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/05/2026
If any Republicans want to have an obscure wide receiver-off I will wipe the floor with them.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Another nativist hypocrite who refuses to patronize American workers
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
it's hilarious the big spring training storyline was "Shohei wants to win the Cy Young this year" and now he has a 0.82 ERA in mid-May
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
While kneading lotion into his erect, throbbing penis, the masturbator reportedly also kept close watch on the performance of Suns small forward Dillon Brooks, at one point muttering, “You gotta make that,” when Brooks missed an uncontested pull-up jumper
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Masturbating Man Keeping Eye On Game
SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Though he focused the majority of his attention on stroking and squeezing his genitalia, sources confirmed that local masturbating man Kenneth Carter still managed to keep an eye on Thu...
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 08/05/2026
Multiple women serving sentences for nonviolent crimes at the minimum security prison where Ghislaine Maxwell is now serving time were punished for speaking to reporters about the special treatment Maxwell receives. At least two women were transferred to higher security facilities as punishment.
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Exclusive: Inmates describe being punished for speaking out about Ghislaine Maxwell | CNN
Ghislaine Maxwell’s fellow inmates speak to CNN about Maxwell’s special treatment in prison and how they were punished for criticizing Maxwell. MJ Lee reports on OutFront.
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casey morell @caseym.org · 06/05/2026
easily one of the best shows on tv right now! you should watch it!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is the funniest joke ever made
Foghorn leghorn saying to a beaten up vegeta: “boy I say boy your final flash ain’t nothin more than a flash in the pan boy, ya missed it, flew right over me. Ya couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn with a blast like that boy. No wonder you’re called a saiyan, all talk and nothing else, now pay attention when I’m talking to ya”
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”
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