Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One of the comments on this substack post points out that the image appears to be AI generated (the screen behind them has "next game game", and the Bank of America logo has America misspelled), which casts suspicion on the entire post. 020
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Spectrum NYC jacked my internet bill up from $90 to $100 without warning, so I called them up and told them I was switching to T-Mobile's $50/month plan and the retention lady just said "oh, I can make your bill $50 a month" and then she did. Why the hell didn't I do this years ago? 010
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Thank you Instagram algorithm, that’s very helpful 1111
Reposted by Cat on Pizzadisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Come at me bro. I’m in Palestine. 4515
Reposted by Cat on PizzaJoshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 27/05/2026The Park Slope Food Coop vote to boycott Israeli goods PASSES, 67%–31%, with 2% abstaining. 4,551 pro-boycott 2,083 anti-boycott (6,772 total present) 941277
Reposted by Cat on PizzaKeith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 11/02/2025We’re Bluesky mutuals* *both mentally ill at about the same time of day 28021
Reposted by Cat on PizzaCalvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 20/03/2026so heres my hottest take on alt right language seeping into anti-zionist spaces: Every liberal establishment/org has openly decried protests against the genocide in Palestine. they have called for police action. They have called for people to lose jobs. Or they have just ignored everything. 530878
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 06/03/2026This season of The Pitt had better end with Santos in a furry suit 0121
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 02/03/2026If birds only knew that they used to be dinosaurs 😔 maybe they’d have more confidence 😔😔 130
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 04/02/2026media.tenor.coma man says what colour is the boathouse in front of a womanAlt: Robert De Niro in the film Ronin, asking Sean Bean "what color is the boathouse..." 010
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Non-spoilery Pluribus thought: I just find it so delightful how much of Apple’s money Vince Gilligan is spending 192
Reposted by Cat on PizzaCat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 24/08/2025This guy hauled a police barricade onto the 2/3 at Penn Station, then politely asked me to take a picture and airdrop it to him 361340
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 23/07/2025My mom, opening a whole can of worms: “what’s a song by Fall Out Boy you think I’d like?” 010
Reposted by Cat on PizzaMary Kenney @marykgames.com · 23/07/2025it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught 5674442329
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I love Julianne and I loooooooove Tilda but oooooof 240
Reposted by Cat on PizzaLos Campesinos! @loscampesinos.bsky.social · 15/07/2025In April we declined an offer of $60,000 to license a song of ours to an Airbnb commercial. Airbnb continues to make money from stolen Palestinian land and contributes to the housing crisis worldwide. We do not wish to promote or profit from this. Free Palestine. Eat the Rich. 131103302
Reposted by Cat on PizzaDana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 06/07/2025"No one knows what will come to replace the international system that is currently collapsing around us, but any political system that prioritizes punishing those who protest genocide rather than stopping the killing has clearly exhausted itself." www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...theguardian.comThe destruction of Palestine is breaking the world | Moustafa BayoumiThe rules of the institutions that define our lives bend like reeds when it comes to Israel – so much that the whole global order is on the verge of collapse 61040382
Reposted by Cat on Pizzamerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/06/2025what you want to do is put an impossible amount of pressure on yourself to “succeed” and tell yourself constantly that you are wasting your “potential.” do this until you die 17892146
Reposted by Cat on Pizzaflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/06/2025You’d think someone might ask why distributing aid in Gaza has proceeded like the opening twenty minutes of Saving Private Ryan, every day, for weeks. Is it normal to fire machine guns at starving civilians trying to collect flour? Because we are currently at one, two or three massacres *per day*. 3222671049
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 22/06/2025This is how the Democrats can win: by being the party of both women AND sexual harassers 030
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 24/05/2025She’s getting kicked out of Harvard and I’m not the King of Belgium. There’s a solution to both our problems 060
Reposted by Cat on PizzaNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 06/05/2025just scheduled a hair appointment, as always kind of pissed I am expected to know what I want to look like. i dont know what looks good! you tell me! if i knew what would look good id look good already!!! 3561
Reposted by Cat on PizzaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I am a straight man on Bluesky and if any freaking website is going to take me to task for it it would be Bluesky and no one has ever been like hey you’re bad for being a MAN. 3257315
Reposted by Cat on Pizzaceej @ceej.online · 28/04/2025the reason I’m not shredded like a fitness model is because I don’t think it would be fair to have that on top of my incredible personality 1554447
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Movies you have seen six or more times, no Star Wars, LOTR, or Trekmedia.tenor.coma close up of a painting of a woman in a green topAlt: Portrait of a Lady on Fire: Marianne’s hand painting Heloise 050
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 25/04/2025The I Think You Should Leave universe is bleeding into our own 010
Reposted by Cat on PizzaElise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Little gentle reminder to all the human creatives out there 💪 247315106821
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Watching White Lotus and realizing that I was that son who would run the blender during family gatherings 0340
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 20/03/2025The year is 2027. All wokeness has been purged from American culture. The only art that remains is cats introducing themselves for two and a half hours 020
Reposted by Cat on PizzaMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 16/03/2025gotta watch all the way through for the great twist ending 241542454
Reposted by Cat on PizzaAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 15/03/2025THERE IS NO LEFT MEDIA ECOSYSTEM BECAUSE THE OSTENSIBLY “LEFT” PARTY REJECTS HALF OF WHAT THE LEFT BELIEVES AND FOR SOME REASON DEMOCRATS THINK THEY CAN WORK AROUND THAT HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO DO THIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 222362
Reposted by Cat on PizzaTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 25/02/2025When I'm liking everyone's posts but not replying or making my own posts 837957
Reposted by Cat on PizzaShady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 16/02/2025Happy tenth birthday to a real one 90100603208
Reposted by Cat on PizzaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Once again United States politics are leaving me in a position where I have to find a wealthy Australian supermodel to marry and all I have to offer her is knowledge of seasons 1-9 of the Simpsons 31141383
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Was talking to my mom about the new Almodovar movie, she said she’d seen one movie of his but couldn’t remember which one. I read off a few options to her and she said no, it was three women’s names. I said “...Vicky Cristina Barcelona?” and she said “YES!” 040
Reposted by Cat on PizzaPeri the Bog Witch Stoner Bitch 🏳️⚧️ @perimxr.tv · 21/01/2025Liberals are clamoring all over this in the same way they foamed at the mouth to call Trump being fat as a personal failing Once again tapping the sign 10626123
Reposted by Cat on PizzaMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/01/2025please re-renner this urgent message 293076732
Reposted by Cat on PizzaTamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 04/12/2024This might the funniest video ever made 432071590
Cat on Pizza @catonpizza.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Was secretly hoping Michael Shannon would show up to this Q&A, and then I got both him and his doppelgänger Jeremy Strong 🥳😭 090
Reposted by Cat on PizzaMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024the “fetal” position is such an unnecessarily derogatory term. lots of perfectly normal adult men find themselves in that position all the time 524628
Reposted by Cat on PizzaAtrios @eschatonblog.com · 18/11/2024The election is over so now that electoral calculations are out of the way for the brief two months we are blessed with every 2 years: the democratic party went all in on genocide so never let any of these ghouls talk about human rights or morality 316845
Reposted by Cat on PizzaAnat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Not one word of my solicited response to NYT columnist Thomas Edsall's election post-mortem made it to print. So, here are his questions to me and my answers: 35429146
Reposted by Cat on PizzaPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024the DOGE agency will not have the authority to reallocate funds (nor would that be constitutional), it is a PR tool to create the impression that government spending is inherently wasteful and build political momentum for spending cuts 1095002678
