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Matt Out Of Hell

@casarino.bsky.social
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IT'S A-ME, CASARINO Playwright, musician, writer, disc golf advocate. I was @Casarino on that outhouse-fire site.

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 5h
Periodic reminder that guillotines are the moderate solution
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The passive-aggressive rage behind this skeet is very funny
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 27/09/2026
If only there were a more concise word for “an overtly political campaign advertisement paid for by the government.” If only there were a roomful of writers and editors one could consult…
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What an odd moment in United States history.
A U.S. president is running an overtly political camaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.
Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People are joking about this because of the parties involved. But this sounds legitimately terrifying for Sinema.
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's a condition on which I would find this not only reasonable and acceptable, but an affirmatively good thing
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
• Narnia v Wentworth Detention Centre • Skaro v The Land of Chalk Drawings • Tazbekistan v Fraggle Rock • Mr Bates v The Post Office • Big Daddy v Giant Haystacks • The Land v The Sea • Cuckooland v The Klingon Empire • Frank Spencer v Humanity
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First time I had fried shrimp in a restaurant I found them delicious and crunchy Then my family noticed there was nothing left on my plate and started making fun of me Their loss for never trying the shells
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Aging Aging Faster
Alt: Matt Damon ages from young to old in two seconds
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There was a time when I'd read this and say "hard to believe this is about a US Congressperson." These days I'd be more shocked if this didn't happen in Congress.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you left out the fifth scenario
President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

Positive 95%
Negative 7%
Net sentiment +88%
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lol
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, this sucks. It sounds like Graham wasn't the easiest person to work with. But man, was I happy to see him on the screen. Phantom of the Paradise and Used Cars, of course, but also Terrorvision, Child's Play 2, and a ton of great TV work. Great presence, great humor.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 15/09/2026
This is a wild misapplication of the test for a stay, sure, but it’s also just disconnected from how the real world works. In Alito’s mind, the only factor for determining whether something is legal is “Does Mister Trump want it.” A little bobblehead for fascism. Vile, stupid, get out of my face.
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But I'm self-employed! Man this sucks
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Freddie Mercury's Pajamas @libbityboo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AH AH AH I think tf not Hasan, roll tape
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not only that, but if he were to actually skip it, that would immediately be used to attack him as well. This is bullshit all the way down and nobody should be giving it the time of day
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
applying "Make ___ Great Again" to Germany really does kinda give the game away
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lotta people think this is dementia-induced fabulism, but for years trump and his minions have lived in a truth-free zone, where narrative and myth-building are the only things that matter. This is just more of that. MAYBE he's pushing it too far here, but I can't imagine his fans will care.
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Poor Styx catching some shrapnel with this photo
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
People really do just say anything, huh
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Arachnophobia Exterminator
Alt: A gif of John Goodman in Arachnophobia
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know it's been said many, many times before, but this is serious loser shit right here
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BREAKING: trump signs another executive order. It's America Dry now, you hosers
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My counter to this is that these Democrats (I am not among them) probably believe Piker is actually an impediment to defeating fascism. Their mistake is shining a light on him, rather than simply saying "he's a blogger and entitled to his opinions."
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
NEW: Victor Marx's campaign won't say where supporters' money goes when they buy campaign merch or $1300 meetings with Marx himself. Our investigation linked the online shop to an out-of-state company with hidden owners. Then we found a document revealing the owner: Victor Marx.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Geek Ken @geekken.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Been thinking a lot about this quote from Roger Ebert today.
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We just want people to stop destroying the planet by making shitty AI slop
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm an atheist and don't believe in heaven but I'll make an exception for Dolly.
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Rep. Debbie Dingell @debbiedingell.house.gov · 25/08/2026
Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes.
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Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When you’re looking for a still for your film review that will really help readers grasp what the movie’s about …
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The year is 2035. Flock cameras are everywhere. You step out of your home and hear a voice coming from somewhere overhead, possibly close to the streetlight next to you. It's me. "Collar gap."
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tough but fair
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 20/08/2026
Republican President
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So that's how they decide elections in Wyoming
NYT headline: A rancher edges his Trump-backed opponent to win the GOP primary for Wyoming governor
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My ice-cold boring take that will definitely not go viral is that a primary result with a margin of victory of roughly 1 percent tells you precisely nothing about The Future Of The Party.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm pretty sure I'm either a social liberal, a liberal socialist, a social democrat, or a democratic socialist and against one or more of the other three. Maybe. Which one doesn't get me yelled at?
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Uh…maybe you should TELL us what the House Majority Whip is dealing with right now?
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
To be fair, when I was 26 I might have considered doing this. Now that I'm 30 years older, I would just fire the toxic people. I'm more than happy to be the bad guy if that makes it a better experience for the surviving cast.
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Clearly it's Swordfishtrombones, Rain Dogs, Frank's Wild Years
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am once again begging, BEGGING people to learn what the minority leaders in Congress are supposed to do.
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fucking hell
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Donald Trump is president, and the GOP has the majority.
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